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I bought a fish

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ductapeboy
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Yeay for me.
I bought a fish. with the help of crystal and Harvey ofcourse.... I got two fishes actually. one is blue and has big fins and looks cool. the other one looks like an eal. and its a bastard. it runs into the other fish all the time. um yea. They are living in an empty 40 bottle of wiskey. yep. who wants to take bets on when they die?

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 1 2002 7:12AM
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SkierX
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Hate to break your heart, but they are dead already man. Yer just so drunk, that you think they are alive.
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Jul 1 2002 10:32AM
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gateskate
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attention people, he has a fish.


horray for fun.
Jul 1 2002 12:47PM
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MacMahoooon
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nice pauls...one question though

how did a fish fit through the neck of your 40?

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Jul 1 2002 12:49PM
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skier_chick_360
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Dave im SO SORRY!!
Anyways i hope u dont kill them that quickly!! and i wish i was special enough to go get fish with you!
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Jul 1 2002 1:59PM
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Line1260
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thats a good question, the neck of a bottle is petty tiny


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Jul 1 2002 2:49PM
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the same way he got his penis and the ship into the bottle
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Jul 1 2002 3:10PM
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five0
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same way he got his penis and the ship in the bottle


sorry


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 1 2002 3:17PM
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five0
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i got a fish for christmas...he died before new years....his name was martin and i loved him


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 1 2002 3:19PM
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ductapeboy
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oh yea.... thanks Aeden for the great idea. :) no the fishes are smallish.... yep. they fit much better than my cock.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 1 2002 3:20PM
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five0
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haha..fish have glands in their gills that make a vasoline type substance...darryl does not..he has to spend the $3.99 at the pharmacie for it


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

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Jul 1 2002 3:23PM
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sizzlah
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hehehe...nevermind. happy canada day everyone. hehehehe

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Jul 1 2002 11:06PM
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mc came and saved tha day...

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Jul 1 2002 11:10PM
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taimaishu
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i was bored at a fair today so i played the game where you win fish and i won 15 fish on one bucket of balls..... i gave most of them to little kids and kept 3... im guessing theyl all be dead by tomorrow


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Jul 2 2002 7:21PM
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westcoaststyle
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my buddy got a camelian the other day. its sooooo saweeet. its smaller than my thumb, but eats crickets finger nail size.

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Jul 2 2002 9:37PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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umm the eel fish is gonna kill the other one. if it's the kind of fish I think it is then it'll kill any fish that looks like it or fucks with it. (was it in a really small plastic thing like those dipping sauces from pizza pizza?)

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Jul 2 2002 9:44PM
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ductapeboy
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naw dude the blue fish was suposed to be a ninja. andthe eal fish is like a cleaner fish or something.... he is small and sissy like.... but yea. it rams the ninja fish that just swims away.... hmm.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 3 2002 12:11AM
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ductapeboy
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naw dude the blue fish was suposed to be a ninja. andthe eal fish is like a cleaner fish or something.... he is small and sissy like.... but yea. it rams the ninja fish that just swims away.... hmm.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 3 2002 12:12AM
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sizzlah
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as you can see from the talented double posting done by dave, mr. pauls is still recovering from his canada day antics.

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Jul 3 2002 12:21AM
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Do the fishes have names???
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Jul 3 2002 12:33AM
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witchbaby666
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i had a fish and then the fishy whent buh buh and i asid no! why! and he said that i didn't let hime drink enouff jus and he said i didn;t let him eat enough cock and he said i didn;'t let him go out at night with all his little fushy friends. ut that was because they werew all siamese fighting fishes and if he went out with them they wouldd have rammed into the mirror again and again until they wree dead.
btu did he care? nooooo sirree. he wanted to drink the jus and eat the cock and go out with his retard friends. so i said byebye mother fucker





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Jul 3 2002 12:44AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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yeah what she said ^^

umm... yeah the ninja is a siamese fighting fish probably. That stupid bump-into-shit-blind fish should be getting it's ass kicked like a stunt man on a Jackie Chan movie.

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Jul 3 2002 1:37AM
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kristen
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I had 2 fish, they died. One was named Camembert and the other was Brie- after the cheese, i was on a brie spree when i named them. heehee.

Maybe your fish are fighting fish.


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Jul 3 2002 1:45AM
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five0
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anyone ever heard of sandkings??????? hehehehehehehhe


scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 3 2002 3:04AM
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Drail
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why does everything always come back and make fun of me when i don't even have anything to do with the subject at hand? i hate you all, i hope you're happy you made a dude cry.

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Jul 3 2002 2:16PM
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ductapeboy
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the blue ninja fish is a fighting fish - but he is soo mellow... he doesn't do shit.... but I thionk that when noone is looking... he switches over to straight up ninja styles or somehting... and yea.. ... I think he killed the eal fish! well not quite killed - but it isn't looking soo good. poor little eal fish. meh.
for names - the blue one was called fishy and the eal fishwas bastard... but then Jeffs girf friend remnamed the blue one to pretty or some gay shit like that.... I think it is Ninja fish right now.... yea. hmm.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
Jul 3 2002 8:28PM
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quebecfreestyler
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¸tha eal fish is a pussy... call it darryl or something gay like that
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Jul 3 2002 11:10PM
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Drail
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i would try and defend myself there - but i don't see the point.

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Jul 3 2002 11:44PM
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quebecfreestyler
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serious, name it tha big phatt lazy ass
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Jul 4 2002 12:01AM
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five0
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i was gonna buy some new fish today from wal mart...i dont have any fish but i felt like bringing one home....ill update on what kind i get



scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?
LineSkiEastCoast: lol
LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
Jul 4 2002 12:03AM
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jibsgrl
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i have a bunch of fish, i cant tell them apart, so i call them all Pablo...haha
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Jul 7 2002 12:02AM
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Concord
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My fish died on the 4th of July and then im sooooooooooooooo sick that i had to sick a firecracker in it mouth.
Jul 15 2002 11:45AM
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skier_chick_360
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So dave are u gonna get more fish!?!?
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Aeden: well i could tell u that my mom is goin to be up there the 5th-8th but im not going too
.dave. says:
ha ha ha ha
.dave. says:
so the 5th thre the 8th eh?
.dave. says:
hmmm.
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just kidding!
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don't kill me aeden - I love you!
Jul 15 2002 4:28PM
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ductapeboy
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I am an unfit fish owner. It made me sooo sad when they died..... I don't think I can deal with that kind of emotional torture again. I would rather shut myself in a bubble void of all emotions.
why are you gona buy it?


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'you mean a chicken?'
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Jul 15 2002 4:37PM
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sonya
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sperm
Jul 15 2002 5:08PM
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sonya
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whoa that was random
Jul 15 2002 5:08PM
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CrshBandicoot
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You know what they say about fish..'smells like fish, tastes like chicken, close ure eyes and keep on licken'





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Jul 15 2002 5:19PM
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