This should be easy:
I ride a pair of big chubby Volkl bitches that love eating crud, and getting charged HARD. They don't have fancy curves, but they have nice continuous pot bellies. when cruising in the deep, these babies float like buoys. I can look backwards and ride their asses just as well, as they are symmetrically obese. They also have crazy body ink to admire, and they love chinese food. These fat bitches attract attention wherever I go.