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Park Rat Problems

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:


It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.




Lets hear some more!
Oct 13 2013 11:00AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
"I was stretching my not-so-tall tall tee, and i ripped it."
Oct 17 2013 7:09AM
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
"The chairlift rides are too long..."
Oct 17 2013 10:57AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
fuck these people
Oct 17 2013 11:13AM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Team size is shorter than I expected
Oct 17 2013 11:49AM
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mcaper
Posts: 6 - Karma: 11
"My neck hurts because I heavy headed so much yesterday."
Oct 20 2013 12:27AM
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duckets
Posts: 104 - Karma: -472
my beenie and goggles wont fit under my heltmet
Oct 21 2013 5:25PM
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sammiddendorf
Posts: 24 - Karma: 17
*goes to grab ski in mid air*
*realizes its not there*
"awh fuck"
Oct 22 2013 7:36AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
When you are skiing for the first day of the skiing and you think you're gonna go ham as fuck when really you double eject on first run. /claim
Oct 24 2013 2:53PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
these bomb holes are crampin my style.
Stupid gapers on the landing
oh shit i called last run

Oct 24 2013 4:44PM
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jkantra9
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
Wide stance
Big pants
Tall tees
Cork 3's
Oct 24 2013 11:25PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
"my parents won't let me use their car"
Oct 24 2013 11:36PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
problem?
Oct 25 2013 1:12AM
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Casey
Posts: 7846 - Karma: 24,308
I refer to pros by their first name only, people still don't assume were friends
Oct 25 2013 3:47PM
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jkantra9
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
Not at all
Oct 25 2013 11:59PM
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adrian191
Posts: 144 - Karma: 425
Ripped my tall t getting of the chairlift.
Oct 26 2013 11:17AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3920 - Karma: 6,206
Not sure if anyone has said this.

"My new Full Tiltz aren't heat molded and my local mountain just opened."
Oct 26 2013 11:49AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
"My skis don't have edges"
Oct 26 2013 10:33PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
"Dude im totally gonna get that dub10 this season"

End up doing cork7 the whole season

"Next year im getting it on lock, i swear to god"



- repeat
Oct 26 2013 11:35PM
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
"He didn't call drop so neither will i"
Oct 26 2013 11:48PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
WELCOME TO NS, ILL BE YOUR GUIDE

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Oct 27 2013 12:00AM
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samiyam
Posts: 442 - Karma: 1,619
my line poles are not actualy helping me grab
Oct 27 2013 1:49PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,371
art
Oct 27 2013 3:03PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
"brooooo i left my weed in the gondola"
Oct 27 2013 4:30PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
my heads cold from not wearing a helmet
Oct 27 2013 11:08PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
my fulltilts really suck when Im trying to ski the mountain
Oct 27 2013 11:11PM
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
"Whenever I pee or take a poop I have to lift up my tall t like a dress so I don't get piss or shit on it"
Oct 28 2013 12:44AM
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
schools should get rid of other foreign languages and teach this instead.
Oct 28 2013 12:07PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Threads
Oct 28 2013 12:25PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
When ski shops mount your skis and set the dins to low, you forget about it, and you double eject on your first jump of the season even though you stomp the landing. Then you have to set the dins higher with a broken thumb.
Oct 29 2013 11:19AM
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Lines and having to call drop in's.  Both suck.  What happened to the good ole days of straight line fast skiing in the park.   As in: you start at the top and do not stop until the bottom hitting all of the features.  I cant ski 50 fucking feet without running into another "group"  waiting to beat off to each at the top of each jump.  Go ski you turds!
Oct 29 2013 11:49AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
I remember when I called last run. A fellow skier said "don't ever do that again." I said "what do you mean?" He said "you'll see" Then I proceed to do a relaxed butter 3 on a jump -which I had done several times before. This time I caught my edge, did 3/4 flip and slammed my back on the deck of the jump. Didn't progress the rest of the season....
Oct 29 2013 3:00PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
My mom won't let me wear my money signs tall tee for my tramp edit
Oct 29 2013 3:42PM
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J-Wile
Posts: 481 - Karma: 804
My mom bought me drop kicks and I wanted the fucking wallisch ones.
Oct 29 2013 9:01PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
This is so true and it also reminds me I think I did actually shit on my tall tee one season /claim
Oct 29 2013 9:35PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
bump, summers coming
May 8 2016 5:32AM
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Earl_Globz
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