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Park Rat Problems

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:


It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.




Lets hear some more!
11 years ago
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
"I was stretching my not-so-tall tall tee, and i ripped it."
11 years ago
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LastChairMedia
Posts: 860 - Karma: 1,855
"The chairlift rides are too long..."
11 years ago
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
fuck these people
11 years ago
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
Team size is shorter than I expected
11 years ago
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mcaper
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"My neck hurts because I heavy headed so much yesterday."
11 years ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
my beenie and goggles wont fit under my heltmet
11 years ago
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sammiddendorf
Posts: 24 - Karma: 17
*goes to grab ski in mid air*
*realizes its not there*
"awh fuck"
11 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
When you are skiing for the first day of the skiing and you think you're gonna go ham as fuck when really you double eject on first run. /claim
11 years ago
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 679
these bomb holes are crampin my style.
Stupid gapers on the landing
oh shit i called last run

11 years ago
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jkantra9
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
Wide stance
Big pants
Tall tees
Cork 3's
11 years ago
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
"my parents won't let me use their car"
11 years ago
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
problem?
11 years ago
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Casey
Posts: 7975 - Karma: 26,316
I refer to pros by their first name only, people still don't assume were friends
11 years ago
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jkantra9
Posts: 20 - Karma: 16
Not at all
11 years ago
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adrian191
Posts: 144 - Karma: 425
Ripped my tall t getting of the chairlift.
11 years ago
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Brule.
Posts: 3972 - Karma: 6,594
Not sure if anyone has said this.

"My new Full Tiltz aren't heat molded and my local mountain just opened."
11 years ago
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
"Dude im totally gonna get that dub10 this season"

End up doing cork7 the whole season

"Next year im getting it on lock, i swear to god"



- repeat
11 years ago
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The.Doctor
Posts: 194 - Karma: 832
"He didn't call drop so neither will i"
11 years ago
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
WELCOME TO NS, ILL BE YOUR GUIDE

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11 years ago
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samiyam
Posts: 442 - Karma: 1,619
my line poles are not actualy helping me grab
11 years ago
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,376
art
11 years ago
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
"brooooo i left my weed in the gondola"
11 years ago
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
my heads cold from not wearing a helmet
11 years ago
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
my fulltilts really suck when Im trying to ski the mountain
11 years ago
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Hodor
Posts: 503 - Karma: 2,578
"Whenever I pee or take a poop I have to lift up my tall t like a dress so I don't get piss or shit on it"
11 years ago
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
schools should get rid of other foreign languages and teach this instead.
11 years ago
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Threads
11 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
When ski shops mount your skis and set the dins to low, you forget about it, and you double eject on your first jump of the season even though you stomp the landing. Then you have to set the dins higher with a broken thumb.
11 years ago
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Lines and having to call drop in's.  Both suck.  What happened to the good ole days of straight line fast skiing in the park.   As in: you start at the top and do not stop until the bottom hitting all of the features.  I cant ski 50 fucking feet without running into another "group"  waiting to beat off to each at the top of each jump.  Go ski you turds!
11 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
I remember when I called last run. A fellow skier said "don't ever do that again." I said "what do you mean?" He said "you'll see" Then I proceed to do a relaxed butter 3 on a jump -which I had done several times before. This time I caught my edge, did 3/4 flip and slammed my back on the deck of the jump. Didn't progress the rest of the season....
11 years ago
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Ryan*
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My mom won't let me wear my money signs tall tee for my tramp edit
11 years ago
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J-Wile
Posts: 481 - Karma: 804
My mom bought me drop kicks and I wanted the fucking wallisch ones.
11 years ago
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humpty
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This is so true and it also reminds me I think I did actually shit on my tall tee one season /claim
11 years ago
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Elg
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bump, summers coming
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Earl_Globz
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Newschooleri.http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fhttp://www.newschoolers.com%2Fns%2Fforums%2Freadthread%2Fthread_id%2F760269%2F&se=Search


Newschoolers more gangster then it already is


"How tha fuck do I tell mah muthafathas dat i'm gay" hahahahaha
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