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Park Rat Problems

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,881
Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:


It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.




Lets hear some more!
12 years ago
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
whenever i am hiking a rail my fks's decide to become mechanical puzzles
12 years ago
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
When you lose your balance, but can't catch yourself because no poles/poles too short.
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When you can't decide what gear to get.
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When someone decided to get the same gear as you.
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When there's about 100 people on the drop in and every time you drop someone else does too.
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When you realize that everything in this thread has happened to you.
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12 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
opening day at the local mountain, they don't have any features set up

what am i supposed to do, ski?
12 years ago
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ErryB
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,685
decide not to ride with poles for the day, lift line is a slight uphill slope
skis you want has a shit graphic
skull candy head phones broke
go for a flat 3, just did a backflip
manage to see tom wallisch at park city, going home and doing straight airs
12 years ago
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freshyungcoconut
Posts: 33 - Karma: 91
"my helmet isnt big enough to fit all my sponsor stickers"
12 years ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
I dont have enough stickers on my helmet
12 years ago
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
haha. YESSS. THIS SO MANY TIMES.
12 years ago
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
"The park is so crowded with so many effing gapers." (Proceeds to fall doing a one on a 5 foot kick)
12 years ago
3 10
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
Shred sauce isn't working
12 years ago
3 0
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
Needs new skis ... Spent all their £££ on softgoods
12 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
I tripped in the lodge because my pants are too baggy.
12 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22737 - Karma: 76,994
My 5XL shirt is made for fat people, I need something 5xl designed for a 140 pound body.
12 years ago
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JayMobilia
Posts: 108 - Karma: 571
Spending every dollar you make on ski gear
12 years ago
5 1
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
When you are trying to take a nap but a boarder backflips over you so you can't. Click for larger image
12 years ago
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smelllllllllly
Posts: 55 - Karma: 173
"The rail is sticky, I'll get it next time"
*ten tries later*
"Next time guys, next time"
12 years ago
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
My mom wont give me a ride to the mountain
12 years ago
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littlelyonsman
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
All those kids are just chillin on the ramp
12 years ago
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
If I listen to wutang can I keep my ankles from breaking?
12 years ago
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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
dude i cant find a lighter...... or my weed
12 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,174
Mommy makes me wear a helmet
12 years ago
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RWND
Posts: 116 - Karma: 237
Haha, YES Faith
12 years ago
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
yo i did a huge disaster lip 4 on that DFD yesterday but unfortunatly no one was there two watch
12 years ago
6 2
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
"THe parks closed, too icy/rainy/cold/warm/shitty"- Midwest
12 years ago
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Hahahahahaha
12 years ago
1 2
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Liaman
Posts: 7 - Karma: 29
poles snapped... oh wait park rats don't use poles
12 years ago
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
I have to lean back when I ski pow because my afterbangs dont float
12 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
This thread is awesome
12 years ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
my shins hurt like a bitch...fuck it nothing 8 advil and 2 redbulls cant fix
12 years ago
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slt.shred
Posts: 176 - Karma: 198
"can I bum a cig?"
12 years ago
8 1
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,908
"My mom won't buy me new full tilts"
12 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21102 - Karma: 8,579
I detuned my edges and now I can't hold an edge to get to the park in the first place.

My park skis only lasted 1 season. It's bullshit! All I did was hit rails and urban jibs.

Dude, was that pro skier __________?

Is that kid in the pink Saga suit a guy or a girl?

Bro, you got a lighter I could borrow? I'll give you a hit of this dank.
12 years ago
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Got stuck on the rope tow for an hour and a half and they won't even give me free lift tickets
12 years ago
2 1
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Jacob.tooke
Posts: 21 - Karma: 140
*can't fit my 3 toques, flat brim hat, icons and googles under my helmet*
12 years ago
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AlexFogo85
Posts: 573 - Karma: 7,472
Real skifi is speaking in a foreign language and I'm too lazy to read the captions
12 years ago
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LM4
Posts: 586 - Karma: 276
That was magical.
12 years ago
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WPoch
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 3,885
cant find my wallet or phone in my 100's of pockets on my saga jacket.
12 years ago
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
weed.

and magical chinese numbing potion:



12 years ago
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GaperKing
Posts: 31 - Karma: 667
"I need to sharpen my edges before hitting the slopes again."
12 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I read most of this in a scottish accent...
12 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
the rope toe keeps ripping all of my gloves
12 years ago
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
Unfortunately so true...
12 years ago
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357


12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,733
"why is the lift line so long?"

"singles?"

"anyone got a lighter?"

"im fucking cold as hell"

"wanna get some food?"

"Fuck! that hurt!"

and my personal favorite, quoting myself: "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE TERRAIN PARK!"
12 years ago
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,056
you got a lot of up votes for using my saying .. just saying.. float me some karma
12 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
got 4XL pants, forgot belt.
12 years ago
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MKeller91
Posts: 153 - Karma: 219
throw sick trick, ski falls off in air

none of my friends ski park. Too busy skiing "real snow"
12 years ago
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E2W13
Posts: 155 - Karma: 997
this comes from a college aged skier (best guess) I overheard in the park last winter
"my parents wouldn't buy me new skis this year"
(he was riding Thalls from the previous season with fks 180's on them (and from what i could see they looked like they had seen the mountain a couple of times) dude was wearing the NS collab jacket.. which one of you assholes was it?
12 years ago
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
Ski patrol tried to get in the way of my wizard tricks
12 years ago
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Shreenan
Posts: 106 - Karma: 707
i snowboard
12 years ago
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DorianF
Posts: 241 - Karma: 879
"Ski patrol won't let me flip"
12 years ago
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