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Park Rat Problems

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:


It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.




Lets hear some more!
Oct 13 2013 11:00AM
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future-spins
Posts: 395 - Karma: 900
whenever i am hiking a rail my fks's decide to become mechanical puzzles
Oct 14 2013 12:38AM
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Schlutz
Posts: 858 - Karma: 425
When you lose your balance, but can't catch yourself because no poles/poles too short.
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When you can't decide what gear to get.
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When someone decided to get the same gear as you.
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When there's about 100 people on the drop in and every time you drop someone else does too.
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When you realize that everything in this thread has happened to you.
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Oct 14 2013 12:48AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
opening day at the local mountain, they don't have any features set up

what am i supposed to do, ski?
Oct 14 2013 12:56AM
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ErryB
Posts: 138 - Karma: 1,685
decide not to ride with poles for the day, lift line is a slight uphill slope
skis you want has a shit graphic
skull candy head phones broke
go for a flat 3, just did a backflip
manage to see tom wallisch at park city, going home and doing straight airs
Oct 14 2013 1:05AM
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freshyungcoconut
Posts: 33 - Karma: 91
"my helmet isnt big enough to fit all my sponsor stickers"
Oct 14 2013 1:11AM
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duckets
Posts: 104 - Karma: -472
I dont have enough stickers on my helmet
Oct 14 2013 1:24AM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
haha. YESSS. THIS SO MANY TIMES.
Oct 14 2013 1:58AM
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TRASHTALK
Posts: 324 - Karma: 493
"The park is so crowded with so many effing gapers." (Proceeds to fall doing a one on a 5 foot kick)
Oct 14 2013 2:51AM
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yung-lean
Posts: 511 - Karma: 2,447
Shred sauce isn't working
Oct 14 2013 2:59AM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
Needs new skis ... Spent all their £££ on softgoods
Oct 14 2013 4:44AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
I tripped in the lodge because my pants are too baggy.
Oct 14 2013 9:19AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22708 - Karma: 76,635
My 5XL shirt is made for fat people, I need something 5xl designed for a 140 pound body.
Oct 14 2013 10:45AM
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JayMobilia
Posts: 108 - Karma: 571
Spending every dollar you make on ski gear
Oct 14 2013 10:56AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
When you are trying to take a nap but a boarder backflips over you so you can't. Click for larger image
Oct 14 2013 11:03AM
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smelllllllllly
Posts: 55 - Karma: 173
"The rail is sticky, I'll get it next time"
*ten tries later*
"Next time guys, next time"
Oct 14 2013 11:06AM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
My mom wont give me a ride to the mountain
Oct 14 2013 11:36AM
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littlelyonsman
Posts: 181 - Karma: 365
All those kids are just chillin on the ramp
Oct 14 2013 11:43AM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
If I listen to wutang can I keep my ankles from breaking?
Oct 14 2013 11:54AM
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ChaseW
Posts: 267 - Karma: 177
dude i cant find a lighter...... or my weed
Oct 14 2013 11:56AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
Mommy makes me wear a helmet
Oct 14 2013 12:03PM
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RWND
Posts: 116 - Karma: 237
Haha, YES Faith
Oct 14 2013 1:22PM
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
yo i did a huge disaster lip 4 on that DFD yesterday but unfortunatly no one was there two watch
Oct 14 2013 1:38PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
"THe parks closed, too icy/rainy/cold/warm/shitty"- Midwest
Oct 14 2013 2:14PM
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,354
Hahahahahaha
Oct 14 2013 2:18PM
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Liaman
Posts: 7 - Karma: 29
poles snapped... oh wait park rats don't use poles
Oct 14 2013 2:51PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
I have to lean back when I ski pow because my afterbangs dont float
Oct 14 2013 3:11PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
This thread is awesome
Oct 14 2013 3:13PM
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duckets
Posts: 104 - Karma: -472
my shins hurt like a bitch...fuck it nothing 8 advil and 2 redbulls cant fix
Oct 14 2013 3:16PM
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slt.shred
Posts: 176 - Karma: 198
"can I bum a cig?"
Oct 14 2013 6:17PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
"My mom won't buy me new full tilts"
Oct 14 2013 6:25PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
I detuned my edges and now I can't hold an edge to get to the park in the first place.

My park skis only lasted 1 season. It's bullshit! All I did was hit rails and urban jibs.

Dude, was that pro skier __________?

Is that kid in the pink Saga suit a guy or a girl?

Bro, you got a lighter I could borrow? I'll give you a hit of this dank.
Oct 14 2013 6:29PM
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The_Real_EWilly
Posts: 395 - Karma: 1,321
Got stuck on the rope tow for an hour and a half and they won't even give me free lift tickets
Oct 14 2013 6:34PM
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Jacob.tooke
Posts: 21 - Karma: 140
*can't fit my 3 toques, flat brim hat, icons and googles under my helmet*
Oct 14 2013 7:09PM
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AlexFogo85
Posts: 572 - Karma: 7,471
Real skifi is speaking in a foreign language and I'm too lazy to read the captions
Oct 14 2013 8:09PM
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LM4
Posts: 586 - Karma: 276
That was magical.
Oct 14 2013 9:44PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
cant find my wallet or phone in my 100's of pockets on my saga jacket.
Oct 14 2013 11:28PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
weed.

and magical chinese numbing potion:



Oct 15 2013 1:15AM
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GaperKing
Posts: 31 - Karma: 667
"I need to sharpen my edges before hitting the slopes again."
Oct 15 2013 4:41AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
I read most of this in a scottish accent...
Oct 15 2013 7:51AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
the rope toe keeps ripping all of my gloves
Oct 15 2013 8:20AM
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PizzaKid
Posts: 297 - Karma: 309
Unfortunately so true...
Oct 15 2013 9:47AM
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sNaubi
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Oct 15 2013 10:24AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
"why is the lift line so long?"

"singles?"

"anyone got a lighter?"

"im fucking cold as hell"

"wanna get some food?"

"Fuck! that hurt!"

and my personal favorite, quoting myself: "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE TERRAIN PARK!"
Oct 15 2013 12:27PM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
you got a lot of up votes for using my saying .. just saying.. float me some karma
Oct 15 2013 3:52PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
got 4XL pants, forgot belt.
Oct 15 2013 5:01PM
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MKeller91
Posts: 153 - Karma: 219
throw sick trick, ski falls off in air

none of my friends ski park. Too busy skiing "real snow"
Oct 15 2013 6:55PM
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E2W13
Posts: 155 - Karma: 997
this comes from a college aged skier (best guess) I overheard in the park last winter
"my parents wouldn't buy me new skis this year"
(he was riding Thalls from the previous season with fks 180's on them (and from what i could see they looked like they had seen the mountain a couple of times) dude was wearing the NS collab jacket.. which one of you assholes was it?
Oct 15 2013 10:54PM
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UrbanYeti
Posts: 107 - Karma: 530
Ski patrol tried to get in the way of my wizard tricks
Oct 15 2013 11:39PM
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Shreenan
Posts: 106 - Karma: 707
i snowboard
Oct 16 2013 8:11PM
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DorianF
Posts: 239 - Karma: 882
"Ski patrol won't let me flip"
Oct 16 2013 10:44PM
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