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Park Rat Problems

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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Noticed a comment in another thread mentioning a park rat problem:


It snowed so much the rails got buried.

My mom shrunk my tall tees.




Lets hear some more!
Oct 13 2013 11:00AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
you need to ski real snow on real mountains on real ganja
Oct 13 2013 11:13AM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
"My mom found my weed"
Oct 13 2013 11:28AM
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Anchorfilms
Posts: 879 - Karma: 1,888
"I didn't bang anybody on the chairlift to day"
Oct 13 2013 12:37PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,371
tall tee(s) are frozen

wu tang verses be spoken

ankles are broken



haiku, bitches
Oct 13 2013 12:41PM
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AHREN*
Posts: 153 - Karma: 2,031
Tow rope shut down
Oct 13 2013 12:48PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,494
ny icons wont stay on my head
Oct 13 2013 12:49PM
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M.M
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 4,494
sorry for dub,
my saga stuff hasnt shipped yet.
saga is all out of 3xl.
Oct 13 2013 12:50PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 14,828
Do you have this in 12XL?
Oct 13 2013 1:04PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
"Had to ski outside of the park.
No steeze"
Oct 13 2013 1:18PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Having to go through all your different pockets to find the damn granola bars
Oct 13 2013 1:34PM
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percs
Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,788
Goggles won't stay under helmet
Oct 13 2013 2:11PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
"I need shorter poles."
Oct 13 2013 2:19PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
My tall tee is caught in my bindings
Oct 13 2013 2:22PM
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Newschooleri.
Posts: 396 - Karma: 554
http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.newschoolers.com%2Fns%2Fforums%2Freadthread%2Fthread_id%2F760269%2F&se=Search

Newschoolers more gangster then it already is
Oct 13 2013 2:57PM
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Nate.Dog
Posts: 1672 - Karma: 2,098
Are you a wizard? :O
Oct 13 2013 3:11PM
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jordy19
Posts: 2550 - Karma: 427
yo whats the zip length on that
Oct 13 2013 3:35PM
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Shermanator
Posts: 32 - Karma: -23
Me: "Mom, can i get some new tshirts, mine are kinda small"
Mom: "Honey they're down to your ankles"
Me: "Exactly!"
Oct 13 2013 3:39PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
my mom made me ski with poles
Oct 13 2013 3:39PM
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freeskibum82
Posts: 6355 - Karma: 5,055
glad to see i inspired a thread!

my contribution:

you mean i have to ski a whole trail most of the way down the mountain just to get to the park?
Oct 13 2013 3:42PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
"My five year old brother took his poles back"
Oct 13 2013 3:47PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
My five layers of cotton are frozen together!
Oct 13 2013 3:51PM
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e~b
Posts: 861 - Karma: 2,735
"had to wear actual jacket"
Oct 13 2013 3:53PM
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DonMac
Posts: 95 - Karma: 387
I fuckin h8 ski racers dood
Oct 13 2013 3:57PM
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Vino
Posts: 2939 - Karma: 1,117
''Avila est fermé''

''le park est fermé''

''y groom à 3h''

''le parc rouvre à 6h''
Oct 13 2013 3:59PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
too much snow in the park, cant get enough speed for the big line
Oct 13 2013 4:02PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
"I can't ______ There must be something wrong with my skis today."
Oct 13 2013 4:11PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
"Avila is closed''

''The park is closed''

''why groom at 3am"

''The park reopens at 6''
that should be correct
Oct 13 2013 4:12PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
"going down early, jumps are closed"
"didn't groom the park? see ya guys"
"my park skis cant ski pow, bye guys"
"im going in for a break, its cold.(wearing a tall t) "
"broke my poles, gues i can like edollo now"
"arff arfff arfff arfff"
Oct 13 2013 4:20PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
holy shiznit.

I am never using regular newschoolers again.
Oct 13 2013 4:21PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
Boots that actually fit has the wrong color.
Oct 13 2013 5:17PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
This is fucking awesome.
Oct 13 2013 5:32PM
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Most-D
Posts: 729 - Karma: 1,088
my feet really hurt in these full tilts
Oct 13 2013 5:58PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
my feet are too wide for fulltilts. :(

I have to wear real ski boots
Oct 13 2013 6:06PM
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Alpacka
Posts: 116 - Karma: 260
These suspenders arent long enough...
Oct 13 2013 7:51PM
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Shermanator
Posts: 32 - Karma: -23
ssss
Oct 13 2013 8:34PM
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blindswap
Posts: 77 - Karma: 243
"the park is way too icy today"
Oct 13 2013 9:35PM
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Ankilla
Posts: 506 - Karma: 2,377
"his skis are too small"
Oct 13 2013 10:05PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
"I dont think i got the shot"
Oct 13 2013 10:09PM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 1,353
"Why do i need edges?"
Oct 13 2013 10:19PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
"Im actually a terrible skier....wu tang"
Oct 13 2013 10:23PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3920 - Karma: 6,206
Lemme adjust my shoelace belt before I go put my skis on so that my pants aren't caught in the bindings.
Oct 13 2013 10:38PM
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Sags
Posts: 448 - Karma: 178
12 year old, "yeah i got the 185s they look steezier."
Oct 13 2013 10:41PM
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E2W13
Posts: 155 - Karma: 997
they should have a lift just for the park
Oct 13 2013 10:48PM
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JWD*
Posts: 466 - Karma: 225
"were shot gunning those monsters as soon as we get to the hill"
Oct 13 2013 10:52PM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21083 - Karma: 8,455
"is it on?"

"Mom, trust me, it's cool to have my t-shirt longer than your dress"


"Where'd you get that Jiberish?"
Oct 13 2013 11:08PM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
*fun pow day* nah man I'm not coming up, it's too cold and I only ride park

WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT

*finally lands that one trick* wait what the hell so I'm still not a pro?

"_________"
Oct 14 2013 12:15AM
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Z-PAULY.
Posts: 559 - Karma: 284
Sorry for dub post,
"______" pro skier quote **
Oct 14 2013 12:16AM
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GritznGravy
Posts: 170 - Karma: 248
If this feature didn't blow epic amounts of dick hole.... Dude I totally would've stomped it.

Also these poles seem totally useless.
Oct 14 2013 12:30AM
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Skiingsnow
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 797
wtf i got size 30 full tilts and still have shin bang!
Oct 14 2013 12:36AM
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