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If the last text you sent was engraved on your tombstone

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
What would it say?


"Nigga please"
Oct 12 2013 4:53PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,632
"few minutes ago"
Oct 5 2014 8:33AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
"Yo could I pick up an 1/8th"
Oct 5 2014 8:34AM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,983
";)"
Oct 5 2014 10:07AM
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~~~~~~~~
Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
"It was so cold"
Oct 5 2014 10:27AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
"hey babe, I know I'm really good at sex"
Oct 5 2014 12:16PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
shabba
Oct 5 2014 12:22PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
"Damn haha that's asking alot. How long is it?"
Oct 5 2014 12:36PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,261
"Oh my gid dude. I'm so ducked. I'm a part of the raft"

Last night got a little out of hand haha
Oct 5 2014 1:36PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Mingg"Oh my gid dude. I'm so ducked. I'm a part of the raft"

Last night got a little out of hand haha


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Oct 5 2014 1:38PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,362
im gonna need bout tree fiddy
Oct 5 2014 1:59PM
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SnowMiser
Posts: 801 - Karma: 3,150
Hey, that's cool! You do you man, and for sure haha let me know, if I'm free I'm there
Oct 5 2014 2:05PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
"I Wanna chil wit b and e"
Oct 5 2014 2:35PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10813 - Karma: 57,131
"PUTTING ON PANTS"
Oct 5 2014 3:08PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
im in the courtyard
Oct 5 2014 3:23PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
i just dropped it off pay me tomorrow or your never getting any from me ever again
Oct 5 2014 3:27PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
K


(I know, I am one of those people.)
Oct 5 2014 3:46PM
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APunx176
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 2,628
"Lol, and that's why you go with people you trust"
Oct 5 2014 5:12PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
"it was the jews"
Oct 5 2014 5:14PM
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connecticunt
Posts: 844 - Karma: 1,526
"I'd rather fuck myself with a chainsaw. So no thanks. Go spread your genital warts elsewhere you miserable sack of shit."

Not sure that's how I would want to be remembered.
Oct 5 2014 5:40PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
"Oh no. Not boring at all, she's fucking crazy."
Oct 5 2014 6:37PM
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lurking
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 6,786
Yeah and then your dong is cut off, you still have testicles but no dong. And then they replace it with a vagina
Oct 5 2014 9:07PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
"Barely fished."



FUCK
Oct 5 2014 9:52PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
"I finally got over their bullshit offer. I don't ever want to talk about it again, and I certainly won't be willing to talk about it in a context that puts me in a negative light."

regarding a job offer.
Oct 5 2014 10:06PM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,048
maybe
Oct 16 2014 3:44PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Oct 16 2014 3:51PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10813 - Karma: 57,131
I will look into these inferior store seeds.
Oct 16 2014 3:52PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
Phil-X-


Oct 16 2014 4:01PM
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dadunda
Posts: 447 - Karma: 219
"Ya"
Oct 16 2014 4:22PM
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Ghoster
Posts: 261 - Karma: 1,871
"there's not enough sand in that picture..." (picture of the Sahara desert) "for it to be her vag"
Oct 16 2014 4:26PM
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NEPTR
Posts: 766 - Karma: 1,936
...
Oct 16 2014 5:32PM
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QuantumMechanic
Posts: 1029 - Karma: 891
"Fair enough"
Oct 16 2014 5:34PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Later nerd.
Oct 16 2014 5:46PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
"That's bullshit. She was busy shoving her tongue down my throat, you were over on the other side of the room. Fuck that you did nothing wrong" /claim I guess?
Oct 16 2014 6:34PM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
"Word.

Who decides where to go?"

That's almost fitting for a tombstone, I must say.
Oct 16 2014 6:36PM
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Mr_Mistur
Posts: 228 - Karma: 232
"Swag don't pay the bills"
Oct 16 2014 6:46PM
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haley666
Posts: 65 - Karma: 808
"I'm trying to cook a pizza pop on a heater"
Oct 16 2014 7:05PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
"hey baby, you like sex?"
Oct 16 2014 7:10PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
"Love you kinky girl"
Oct 16 2014 8:08PM
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Park.
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 4,582
"im having skiing withdrawl"

Would be the truth
Oct 16 2014 10:44PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
yo
Oct 16 2014 10:58PM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
"How'd you solve the Differential Equation on 14?"

This is why I'm now procrastibating on NS.
Oct 16 2014 11:05PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,877
"I'm not gonna die" …
Oct 16 2014 11:56PM
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Beepboop123
Posts: 691 - Karma: 90
"I just ate some pretzels"
Oct 17 2014 3:38AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
I miss my pup :(
Oct 17 2014 12:30PM
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PBRasap
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 326
"i'm late because I'm watching porn"
Oct 17 2014 12:56PM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
Season 1 of Dinosaurs complete
Oct 17 2014 12:58PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
I'm at work.
Oct 17 2014 1:00PM
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