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RimJobber

Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058

Karma: 10,058

Posts: 3313

Addict

What would it say?

"Nigga please"

Oct 12 2013 4:53PM

522 74

ISkiHarder

Posts: 51 - Karma: 152

Karma: 152

Posts: 51

Wannabe

I swear to god i didn't sleep with your sister

Oct 20 2013 8:15PM

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wzrdtrx

Posts: 276 - Karma: 211

Karma: 211

Posts: 276

Loner

"That's good do do"

Oct 20 2013 8:21PM

0 0

wzrdtrx

Posts: 276 - Karma: 211

Karma: 211

Posts: 276

Loner

a smiling pile of poop?

Oct 20 2013 8:25PM

0 0

the.cheat

Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171

Karma: 171

Posts: 2859

Addict

"I ate a chunk of wet nug. I want fresh weed salad"

Oct 20 2013 8:29PM

0 0

Chompo.

Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88

Karma: 88

Posts: 4952

No Life

"Probably wasn't my best idea"

Oct 20 2013 8:33PM

1 0

KingGeedorah

Posts: 890 - Karma: 1,576

Karma: 1,576

Posts: 890

Insane

you're 18 right?

Oct 20 2013 8:39PM

8 0

YourMomsCouch

Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039

Karma: 4,039

Posts: 311

Loner

"where are you with my smokes"

Oct 20 2013 10:51PM

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TheBEANER

Posts: 131 - Karma: 96

Karma: 96

Posts: 131

Pro

zips are 270

Oct 21 2013 12:08AM

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wzrdtrx

Posts: 276 - Karma: 211

Karma: 211

Posts: 276

Loner

Rails*

Oct 21 2013 2:22AM

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49566738265

Posts: 0 - Karma: 7,704

Karma: 7,704

Posts: 0

Newb

Looks like I'm gonna have a picture of my dick on my grave then...

Oct 21 2013 2:32AM

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tighthole69

Posts: 17 - Karma: 39

Karma: 39

Posts: 17

Newb

i digg that

Oct 21 2013 1:34PM

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Deluge

Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805

Karma: 805

Posts: 4401

No Life

"She's a fucking babe"

Oct 21 2013 1:45PM

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limedakine

Posts: 48 - Karma: 298

Karma: 298

Posts: 48

Lame

"According to my birth certificate, yes. Yes I am"

Oct 21 2013 2:18PM

0 0

taylornicky

Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579

Karma: 2,579

Posts: 2889

Addict

"I'm down to boogy"

Oct 21 2013 2:22PM

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corona

Posts: 12803 - Karma: 32,817

Karma: 32,817

Posts: 12803

Crazy Fool

it took you more effort to type this than '2013'.

Oct 21 2013 2:27PM

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Brock.

Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332

Karma: 1,332

Posts: 5698

No Life

"OG"

Oct 21 2013 3:09PM

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sNaubi

Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357

Karma: 2,357

Posts: 1633

Insane

translated from swedish to english

"You got it in an envelope?"

Oct 21 2013 3:13PM

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steezyjibber

Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026

Karma: 11,026

Posts: 15967

Post Whore

"Haha noice"

Oct 21 2013 3:14PM

2 0

djdillwill

Posts: 132 - Karma: 555

Karma: 555

Posts: 132

Pro

Thats ridiculous why would i say that you have herpes?

Oct 21 2013 3:17PM

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limedakine

Posts: 48 - Karma: 298

Karma: 298

Posts: 48

Lame

"weed cupcakes for all!"

Oct 21 2013 4:33PM

1 0

OGHolliday

Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430

Karma: 2,430

Posts: 2390

Addict

i'll definitely hook you down with my pussy doe

Oct 21 2013 4:56PM

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EC-Skier

Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668

Karma: 668

Posts: 3899

Addict

"Its all imaginary anyway"
Thatd actually be pretty cool

Oct 21 2013 5:06PM

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Peach.

Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Karma: 933

Posts: 3879

Addict

"I done fucked up."

That's way too fitting.

Oct 21 2013 5:10PM

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-PoonHammer-

Posts: 281 - Karma: 779

Karma: 779

Posts: 281

Loner

"If youre reading this, I swear I didnt put the bumper through the windshield"

Oct 21 2013 6:06PM

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tBatt

Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580

Karma: 580

Posts: 9632

Crazy Fool

"gimme titties or gimme death"

... I guess I didn't get titties.

Dec 5 2013 4:55PM

2 0

Jane6

Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506

Karma: 4,506

Posts: 5359

No Life

"Wtf mashed potato only? Why not ice cream?"

Inb4 I died of diabetes

Dec 5 2013 6:04PM

1 0

HeshTaDeath

Posts: 152 - Karma: 827

Karma: 827

Posts: 152

Pro

"Word, aha. Yeeee I have cigs."

Dec 5 2013 6:30PM

1 0

.Apex.

Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556

Karma: 1,556

Posts: 2097

Addict

" theres absolutely no way im doing that"

Everyones gonna think i did it

Dec 5 2013 6:35PM

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trilliam

Posts: 157 - Karma: 46

Karma: 46

Posts: 157

Pro

"I don't think having a green penis is normal."

Dec 5 2013 6:49PM

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Cotter

Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849

Karma: 849

Posts: 2546

Addict

"chrons will ski way better tho"

Dec 5 2013 6:52PM

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spliff.Life

Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549

Karma: 1,549

Posts: 7847

Crazy Fool

"you should leave the jugs and bong out of the bisque i still needa spray them with slip :) "

Dec 5 2013 6:56PM

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Wallisch_pl

Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022

Karma: 1,022

Posts: 5260

No Life

"well, I hid the body and the cops are still looking for me.."

Dec 5 2013 7:14PM

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--ski--

Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817

Karma: 817

Posts: 1670

Insane

"Curry tonight?"

Didn't even end having curry for dinner.

Dec 5 2013 7:33PM

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James.May

Posts: 494 - Karma: 321

Karma: 321

Posts: 494

Ridiculous

"Nice, now we can ski and party, Solid!

Dec 5 2013 8:01PM

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Peach.

Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933

Karma: 933

Posts: 3879

Addict

This thread was too good to die.

Oct 4 2014 1:50PM

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deleted5

Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507

Karma: 13,507

Posts: 14507

Crazy Fool

there's a really long story to this text and I'm not typing it out.

No joke "talk to your boss and see if they'll let you leave the strip club early."

Oct 4 2014 6:36PM

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*DUMBCAN*

Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628

Karma: 5,628

Posts: 2447

Addict

It was a long text from an internet provider, so I'll cut to the end:

"If you wish to view this message, you shall be charged a £9.99 administration fee."

Oct 4 2014 6:39PM

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hoodcrew

Posts: 1002 - Karma: 69,638

Karma: 69,638

Posts: 1002

Insane

sit on my face like a chair?

Oct 4 2014 6:47PM

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Daph

Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010

Karma: 5,010

Posts: 5978

No Life

"It must hurt to have such a raging boner all day, especially in a harness. wait hang on, maybe not when you're hung like a tic tac"

work stuff

Oct 4 2014 7:35PM

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S.J.W

Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,186

Karma: 31,186

Posts: 7609

Crazy Fool

"Hi it's Eric here. It's not my fault your mum sucked my dick so hard that it left me unable to perform basic sexual favours and impaired my sexual ability"

Oct 4 2014 7:46PM

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