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If the last text you sent was engraved on your tombstone

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
What would it say?


"Nigga please"
Oct 12 2013 4:53PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
WILD
Oct 13 2013 10:52PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
"I went out to the car to get a mint...."
Oct 13 2013 10:56PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
"Any luck with the blower motor?"
Oct 13 2013 11:05PM
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YoungWookiee
Posts: 687 - Karma: 431
"Stevens opens in like a month so stoked!"
Oct 14 2013 12:00AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
"I made it back!"
I feel like this would confuse the shit outta people.
Oct 14 2013 4:26AM
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bstuck1
Posts: 426 - Karma: 46
"And stupid Stevan Ridley scored 30 points on my bench."
Oct 14 2013 7:11AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14499 - Karma: 10,719
"Not gonna do shit. Out of my jurisdiction"

Fitting I suppose.
Oct 14 2013 9:11AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
"Mmm indeed"
Oct 14 2013 9:49AM
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town_nudist
Posts: 92 - Karma: 207
"haha ok" ....my contribution.
Oct 14 2013 10:24AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
"we can have our own Danksgiving"
Oct 14 2013 10:50AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Mine would literally be a picture of feces.
Oct 14 2013 10:59AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
" I might come up next weekend" - that works
Oct 14 2013 11:11AM
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Fluttershy
Posts: 586 - Karma: 763
"morning ^^"
I guess thats neat
Oct 14 2013 11:41AM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
"how bout them red sox"
Oct 14 2013 12:15PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
SEND ME SELFIES
Oct 14 2013 12:24PM
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,843
"It should be on the counter where I left it. If not I'll give it to you again."
Oct 14 2013 12:51PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
OH. Saint Louis.
Oct 14 2013 1:01PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
We oughtta get some tires from a junkyard.
Oct 14 2013 1:36PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
"RIP"
Oct 14 2013 1:47PM
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Sdot.
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 4,488
"What time can you lift today?"

Figures...
Oct 14 2013 2:32PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
"yeah"



how fucking lame is that?
Oct 14 2013 2:33PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
"His dog has diabetes so that's minus 10 points for him"
Oct 14 2013 2:34PM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,048
"Swag".
that kinda would be a bummer.
Oct 14 2013 6:51PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
"If something happened we'd flee the country."
Oct 14 2013 7:00PM
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Alex.B
Posts: 302 - Karma: 337
my phone is dead
Oct 14 2013 7:37PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
"wanna split a g of wax"
Oct 14 2013 8:07PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
Click for larger image
Oct 14 2013 8:10PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Titties
Oct 14 2013 8:15PM
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imakestickerz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 673
"Ok just the tip. Just to see how it feels"
Oct 16 2013 12:30AM
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
"be a watermelon grower and paint your tits like watermelons and walk around holding them as if they were watermelons for sale"
Oct 16 2013 12:47AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
"hahaha smooth"
Oct 16 2013 10:44AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
"Hey dude, yeah it is."
Oct 16 2013 1:00PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
"I want that"
Oct 16 2013 1:03PM
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c4t_l0ver
Posts: 5485 - Karma: 810
"Ok"
Oct 16 2013 1:50PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
"Yo buttfag, want to kick it?"
Oct 16 2013 3:32PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
"skeeeeert"
Oct 16 2013 3:37PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10830 - Karma: 57,362
"Yeah but was it cold enough to freeze a tit?"
Oct 16 2013 3:51PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
"Fuck, tomorrow is thursday. Noonish"
Oct 16 2013 3:53PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
*nude of me with penis tucked between legs to look like a girl*
Oct 16 2013 7:18PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this.
Oct 16 2013 7:48PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
"Holy shit bill"


My ma wouldn't be too stoked
Oct 16 2013 8:35PM
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elinde
Posts: 1470 - Karma: 3,059
"!?!??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Oct 16 2013 9:11PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
"Them tittiez doe"
Oct 16 2013 10:12PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
''tu suces''

sounds good to me
Oct 16 2013 10:15PM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
"omg did you see her cover photo?? shes so fucking fake I CANT"

...idk
Oct 16 2013 11:14PM
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*ninja*
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 1,143
i hate mondays
Oct 16 2013 11:28PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
"I just died" (in response to a video)

I suppose that fits
Oct 20 2013 7:51PM
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Jakey.
Posts: 333 - Karma: 3,008
"ive been stoned all day"
Oct 20 2013 8:11PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
sour jack aaa shit for 200 booms aa stuff for 170 and some og kush for 165
All prices for O's
Oct 20 2013 8:15PM
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-PoonHammer-
Posts: 281 - Karma: 779
"He was trippin the hardest, he was sitting there fucking cramming Redvines into his mouth. Overall, it was a pretty good night."
Oct 20 2013 8:15PM
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