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If the last text you sent was engraved on your tombstone

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
What would it say?


"Nigga please"
Oct 12 2013 4:53PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
hippy. in real life
[IMG]nsmbl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/047weird-animal-photos.jpg[/IMG]
Oct 12 2013 7:25PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
Jesus, reddit is smearing onto NS recently.
Oct 12 2013 7:30PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
"Pulled out my computer, emailed epic meal time and was like, "you's a bitch and so is yo aunt" and the deed was done"
Oct 12 2013 7:32PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
hahahahahahhahahahahahaha that is very accurate!!!
Oct 12 2013 7:33PM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
don't get a hard dick
Oct 12 2013 8:15PM
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
You about to roll through?
Oct 12 2013 8:17PM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
#swag. I wouldn't want to die a swag fag...
Oct 12 2013 8:55PM
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Catbug
Posts: 463 - Karma: 1,027
"So you didnt get the shot? Fuck."
Oct 12 2013 8:56PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
"I have a curry recipe that's delicious if you're looking"
Oct 12 2013 8:58PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
watching the game (jazz hands)
Oct 12 2013 9:07PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
"well I mean, if you're gonna be a cupcake for halloween you should probably have purple lipstick, just sayin"
Oct 12 2013 9:11PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
you think this is a game?!
Oct 12 2013 9:16PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
what's the logic behind this?
Oct 12 2013 9:16PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
female logic
Oct 12 2013 9:17PM
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tcurle
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 5,280
But I already jerked this morning!
Oct 12 2013 9:23PM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
"I bought wine for tomorrow"
Oct 12 2013 9:27PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
"Meet me somewhere" lameeee
Oct 12 2013 9:41PM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 1,222
"ur like the one white kid in a group of black kids"
Oct 12 2013 11:27PM
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Filmore
Posts: 460 - Karma: 861
your feet smell like fucking cheese
Oct 12 2013 11:37PM
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
pretty much
Oct 12 2013 11:46PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Funny thing would be you had died from being hit by a car as you were biking over.
Oct 12 2013 11:59PM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
I'm not expecting much
Oct 13 2013 3:14AM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,088
No
Oct 13 2013 3:47AM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Hey are you awake?
Oct 13 2013 6:01AM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,718
"I challenge him to a dance off"
Oct 13 2013 11:50AM
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goodnoooo
Posts: 555 - Karma: 2,075
"i drank half a gallon of apple cider in the middle of the night because of cotton mouth"
Oct 13 2013 12:56PM
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Simon.k
Posts: 918 - Karma: 1,053
"i mean i never really thought about it until now but yeah fuck stirring up a new jar of peanut butter"
Oct 13 2013 1:11PM
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Otherside
Posts: 305 - Karma: 93
Some how my last text actually has to do with skiing.
"Throw your skis in my car and i can just meet you at the shop."
Oct 13 2013 1:26PM
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Flacker
Posts: 591 - Karma: 1,388
"That was fantastic, nothing better then a nice bowl in the morning."
Oct 13 2013 1:52PM
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,467
is your dad watching football?
Oct 13 2013 1:55PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
"No dude it's fine, I didn't need a condom cuz she was a virgin and you can't get pregnant on your first time"
Oct 13 2013 1:58PM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
"just downloaded the mcconkey movie off itunes"
Oct 13 2013 2:00PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
"look at my boots and skis mating"
Oct 13 2013 2:22PM
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humpty
Posts: 1190 - Karma: 3,162
come pick me up at the tennis court


(no i was not playing tennis i was skateboarding)
Oct 13 2013 2:52PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
We're all going to Jackalope. Meet us there don't bitch out
Oct 13 2013 3:03PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
I won't. Gimme directions.
Oct 13 2013 3:05PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
fuck?
Oct 13 2013 3:05PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
"I did"
Oct 13 2013 3:12PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
"Hey the wolf talk is on Thursday at 6"
Oct 13 2013 3:13PM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,295
"I wish I could tell you what my thesis is about, but I don't really know yet"
Oct 13 2013 4:19PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
"new edit coming together very nicely!! Not giving anything away about it. but its Sweet Pretty!"
that was sent last night. uploaded/finished edit today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO7pyGNztC0
Oct 13 2013 4:27PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
embedded vid

Oct 13 2013 4:28PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
They're pretty good, I think they're opening for Phoenix that night. Article monkeys is there the next day
Oct 13 2013 5:18PM
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Squirtle
Posts: 288 - Karma: 1,584
I'm in front of your house.
Oct 13 2013 5:50PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956
"Lump"
Oct 13 2013 6:02PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
*arctic
Oct 13 2013 6:13PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
"Shocker, right?"
Oct 13 2013 10:21PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
"he requested the highest of fives so i think it went good"

dat grammar
Oct 13 2013 10:34PM
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SteezyMagee
Posts: 382 - Karma: 828
"That bitch was fuckin creepy," ...Stay classy
Oct 13 2013 10:38PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my
Oct 13 2013 10:50PM
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