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If the last text you sent was engraved on your tombstone

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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
What would it say?


"Nigga please"
Oct 12 2013 4:53PM
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MilaKunis
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 3,646
Maybe bears can ice skate.
Oct 12 2013 4:55PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I feel like this was a thinly disguised claim thread just to say that you text people the word "nigga."

Anyway...aside from the fact that OP sucks cock, my last text said, "Ok, no problem. Good luck."
Oct 12 2013 4:56PM
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ForrestW
Posts: 451 - Karma: 56
"okie dokie"
Oct 12 2013 4:56PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,314
"When are you headed back to school?"
Oct 12 2013 4:57PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
My last text? op sucks dick
Oct 12 2013 4:58PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i can go right now
Oct 12 2013 5:00PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3933 - Karma: 6,262
k


































































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Oct 12 2013 5:00PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
You are the best trumpet player I've heard in a long time. I respect you
Oct 12 2013 5:02PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,346
No. Dont be a pussy. She fucking sucks
Oct 12 2013 5:03PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
" Spagett was sentenced to death for violently stabbing brule in the face with a butter knife, he deserved it"
Oct 12 2013 5:03PM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
still tryin to get super silly tonight?
Oct 12 2013 5:12PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
"Sweet"
Oct 12 2013 5:16PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
"i will"
Oct 12 2013 5:17PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
We lead exciting lives
Oct 12 2013 5:21PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37516 - Karma: 121,399
eighth pound gram for eighth pound?
Oct 12 2013 5:24PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
not an image i want in my head
Oct 12 2013 5:26PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
I knoooowwwww :P
Oct 12 2013 5:30PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I guess it would be an engraved picture of a 40 of oe.
Oct 12 2013 5:30PM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7492 - Karma: 11,554
that blows...
Oct 12 2013 5:35PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
"Wait...I thought Ethan and Zach were gonna bring a keg and Jacob was gonna buy vodka?" Homecoming 2k13 after party! Not going to homecoming, just gonna party like a madman!
Oct 12 2013 5:44PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,450
"What an awful forum game"
Oct 12 2013 5:45PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Mine would be slightly contradictory...

"Hey it's Alex, I just got here."
Oct 12 2013 5:46PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
"k"
Oct 12 2013 5:50PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,088
"marry rich"


lol.
Oct 12 2013 5:54PM
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MustBeMattyB
Posts: 495 - Karma: 2,147
heyyyyyy
Oct 12 2013 6:04PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
Hahahahaha. This is so weird.

"Awkward but my client said I did a really good job"
Oct 12 2013 6:06PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,546
"where are you guys?"
Oct 12 2013 6:07PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37516 - Karma: 121,399
;)
Oct 12 2013 6:09PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
knew it.
Oct 12 2013 6:11PM
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robert77
Posts: 361 - Karma: 235
I just took a massive nap
Oct 12 2013 6:11PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
So sick dude! Thanks for the context of your cool text!
Oct 12 2013 6:14PM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
hahahahaha
Oct 12 2013 6:15PM
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DGski
Posts: 3491 - Karma: 2,328
Haha whore
Oct 12 2013 6:21PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37516 - Karma: 121,399
Just copied and sent this text to your parents. Have fun being grounded tonight.
Oct 12 2013 6:22PM
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ween
Posts: 153 - Karma: 27
how much did fans cost?
Oct 12 2013 6:28PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,269
robot mode activated

Which would be pretty funny if that was written on there.
Oct 12 2013 6:31PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
So serious.
Oct 12 2013 6:33PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
"Sorry about that bae. Love you."

That'd be sorta weird to see on a tombstone. Won't lie.
Oct 12 2013 6:41PM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
Whatre you doing jew rat?
Oct 12 2013 6:43PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
"On My Way"

I guess that kinda works
Oct 12 2013 6:44PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
"but yeah sure"

Pretty lame.
Oct 12 2013 6:48PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
"I just failed the shit out of my exam. let's order pizza, get drunk and play catan"
Oct 12 2013 7:02PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,965
"You're on birth control, Right?"
Oct 12 2013 7:08PM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
"Love you too."

That's actually not that bad, I guess.
Oct 12 2013 7:08PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
Mom said I'm grounded and they're coming home ASAP! She also wanted to ask if you're coming over tonight and if you're to bring the KY jelly?? LOL we already have smuckers!!?!? why do we need more jelly!???
Oct 12 2013 7:09PM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
"make sure you send me the iphone to rgb converter as well"
Oct 12 2013 7:10PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
'word ill ccya then'
Oct 12 2013 7:13PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
"can you bring me a blizzard? Cookie Dough?"
Oct 12 2013 7:17PM
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715.
Posts: 609 - Karma: 389
" until they fucking expire "
Oct 12 2013 7:20PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Ironicly "yolo"
Oct 12 2013 7:21PM
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