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Russian man attacked by bear

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Spinoza
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Oct 10 2013 11:39AM
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theBearJew
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OP lies.
Oct 10 2013 11:44AM
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deepfriedtwinkie
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This will be difficult to make "in soviet russia" jokes to
Oct 10 2013 11:44AM
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Stainr
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OMG Blood Everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oct 10 2013 11:56AM
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BLADEE
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Damn it's pretty good at playing the horn
Oct 10 2013 12:06PM
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Cannaburner
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hahahaha OP wins.
Oct 10 2013 12:14PM
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Bateman
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that was funny as fuck. when he played the horn / molested that chair, shit was hilarious. i'd love to have a pet bear as my BFF
Oct 10 2013 12:15PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Dear Diary,

Today I fell in love with a bear. His name was Nikolai.
Oct 10 2013 12:30PM
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BLADEE
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Looks like he taught the bear the cup song
Oct 10 2013 12:54PM
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El_Barto.
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notbad.obama.jpg//photo
Oct 10 2013 1:15PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Haha, its pretty good at doing the hula hoop. How does one domesticate a bear?
Oct 10 2013 1:18PM
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.Hugo.
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That was nuts. Hoe the hell do you teach a bear to hoola hoop?
Oct 10 2013 1:20PM
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Joshua.
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you get a female bear in heat to shake her bear ass in front of the other bear, then as he tries to impale her with his bear penis you put a hoola hoop around his waist.


it's quite dangerous
Oct 10 2013 1:40PM
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Huck_Norris
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someone needs to turn that into a "I'mma get a seat, this is gonna be good" .gif
Oct 10 2013 2:23PM
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Iliveinutah
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i lost it when he got up walked over and handed him back the chair
Oct 10 2013 2:48PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Also, that is a brave ass dog.
Oct 10 2013 2:50PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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god damn it, now I want a pet bear.
Oct 10 2013 4:26PM
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Anathema
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i envision a


shake, shake, shake, chair stomp. sit. pause. glasses come down. "deal with it" gif animation



Oct 10 2013 4:39PM
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oil.
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damn roussis
Oct 10 2013 5:40PM
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JAHpow
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That's probably to coolest pet you could have!
Oct 10 2013 6:10PM
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Phil-X-
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I bet that things drunk as fuck
Oct 10 2013 6:15PM
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.Apex.
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Bear doesn't attack man, nice try Obama
Oct 10 2013 6:26PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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probably on jet fuel from one of the barrels which are apparently lying around.
Oct 10 2013 6:34PM
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stupendous-man
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i dont know why i laughed so hard when the bear was trying to set the chair down.
Oct 10 2013 7:00PM
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Spinoza
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trial and error
Oct 10 2013 8:05PM
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Spinoza
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ive only ever seen you around newschoolers the past couple days. but i do not like you.
Oct 10 2013 8:25PM
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elinde
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Seeing the bear sit in that chair made my fucking day.
Oct 10 2013 9:44PM
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Sno.
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I'm obsessed with this bear.
Oct 10 2013 9:49PM
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Sno.
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my husband can't even hula hoop.  Can barely sit in a chair.
Oct 10 2013 10:05PM
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