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How do I get the attention of rich girls in college?

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CosmicBrownie
Posts: 199 - Karma: 1,177
So basically every girl at the University of Arizona is hot, stuck up, and supported by a trust fund. Are there any fail safe ways to get their attention and secure a spot on their dad's will before graduation?
Oct 9 2013 10:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Run around with your dick and a bottle of Vodka. Foolproof
Oct 9 2013 10:56PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
find my friend rachel there she'll blow anybody
Oct 9 2013 10:59PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Ignore them like their fathers did growing up, also be really superficial, and buy really expensive things.
Oct 9 2013 11:00PM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,067
Attempt to kill Ronald Reagan.
Oct 9 2013 11:00PM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
Bombproof
Oct 9 2013 11:01PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Oh yeah if you meet a girl named Maddie Danker, you don't want none of that. Trust me
Oct 9 2013 11:01PM
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5m0k3we3d
Posts: 309 - Karma: 83
Don't be poor?

Fucking amateurs...
Oct 9 2013 11:02PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
She likes that

[img]http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/Taxidriver5.jpg[img]
Oct 9 2013 11:09PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
Dress like ASAP rocky
Oct 9 2013 11:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah, you get her pregnant.
Oct 9 2013 11:12PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Fuck me I should go to bed
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Oct 9 2013 11:17PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
Idk buy like those green tea shake things from starfuckers? I think college girls are into that. Makes them feel like they are healthy when they down bottles of hard liqueur and jizz all weekend.
Oct 9 2013 11:31PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
be rich
Oct 9 2013 11:34PM
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ShabbaRanks
Posts: 998 - Karma: 65
The OG hipster who hates all wanna be hipsters.
Oct 9 2013 11:43PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
give em coke
Oct 9 2013 11:53PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Introduce yourself to them as their father.
Oct 10 2013 12:12AM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
the idiot who still calls people hipsters
Oct 10 2013 12:37AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
spare yourself. all the riches in the world are not worth how fucking annoying that will be for any amount of time.
Oct 10 2013 1:02AM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 1,253
bingo
Oct 10 2013 1:06AM
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PeterNorth
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 1,253
and then make them pay for half the wedding ring so then there really stuck.
Oct 10 2013 1:06AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
You can't name yourself Peter North without an icon to match
Oct 10 2013 1:08AM
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VexumSupply
Posts: 65 - Karma: 160
Go on Hypebeast then




















buy everyhing
Oct 10 2013 1:10AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Crazy idea here... Walk up to them, look them dead in the eyes and then lean in a little closer and say (crazy part coming up) "Hi" From there I usually go with something along the lines of "how are you" or "Aren't you in my ____________ class?" or, if your in class with them then just start talking about what ever, the conversation will evolve if you just sack up.

Also, if you look like Thor this is guaranteed to work.
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Oct 10 2013 1:28AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Where Abercrombie & Fitch polos with a popped collar. They will be selling tickets to your cock show.
Oct 10 2013 1:29AM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
Yes, dress like a fashion killa. Rich white girls love fashion killa's
Oct 10 2013 4:37AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Channing Tatum would work as well, bitches go cray
Oct 10 2013 4:43AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,116
dress like rihanna? rich white girls love other rich girls?
Oct 10 2013 5:31AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Implying he might leave his dick home if you hadn't told him that?
Oct 10 2013 7:40AM
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triss
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 2,916
Wipe your ball sweat over ur body. Girls like that smell
. They've dripping
Oct 10 2013 7:46AM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
this. but make sure the child is not conceived during consensual sex, if you rape her and get her pregnant there's a much better chance she'll pay attention to you.

If you REALLY want her attention make sure you become her drug dealer first and then start ripping her off on coke deals. When she figures out that you've been basically robbing her the whole time rape her during the inevitable confrontation and give her your seed.

she'll never forgot you after that
Oct 10 2013 8:30AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
In my experience rich, posh girls are intrigued by poorer, lesser privileged guys. Just pretend your from the ghetto and they'll line up!
Oct 10 2013 8:34AM
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Filet-O-Fish
Posts: 866 - Karma: 4,038
Play "Rich Girls" by Dww
Oct 10 2013 8:37AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Shallow, rich girls want a "bad boy." Go buy a used leather jacket, grow a beard, and punch yourself in the face. Explain how your motorcycle was being towed for parking in a handicapped spot, so you beat the shit out of the tow truck operator and stole his truck, only to crash in the ensuing police chase and get a black eye. Fortunately, you carry thousands in cash at all times and bribed those pigs to get off your back. You then made them drop you off at the bar for a whiskey, where you met her, your future ex wife.
Oct 10 2013 8:46AM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Epic.

Also, shallow rich college girls were very fun for specific purposes. Like hitting them from behind until they started making farm animal noises.

Thankfully I never married one. Having to live with something like that everyday is not worth any trust fund. Plus OP, daddy will make you sign a prenup anyway.

The key to getting shallow chicks in college is to be shallower than they are. If you give off the vibe that you are wife shopping, your sex life at college will be drier than the Sonoran Desert. "To get a fuck, don't give a fuck"
Oct 10 2013 12:23PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Respect points raised by 10.
Oct 10 2013 12:27PM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Once you give up or stop trying you'll be more attractive. But you need to offer a solid reason... maybe not for everyone, but for someone. As poor as this sounds, you just need 1 girl to solidly like you (even if you don't back), then there's a good chance some other girl will notice and get jealous or competitive which can make things interesting for you.

Otherwise if you're a total retard, just use a whoopee cushion in the cafeteria next to a group of these girls and then say "was that me?" and say to sorry to the hottest one. She will remember you after that.
Oct 10 2013 5:12PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
it's easy! Treat them like shit! Rich girls don't like nice guys....
Oct 10 2013 5:43PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
coke and vodka
Oct 10 2013 6:00PM
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WavyHairDon
Posts: 53 - Karma: 255
easy. have a hairline as good as Tom Wallisch's
Oct 10 2013 10:54PM
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