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WILDN OUT AT CHIPOTLE

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qbehr
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so this is a guide for all you hungry kids on how to get the biggest burrito for the smallest price at chipotle, i tested it tonight and i can say that i got the biggest burrito ive ever had

http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-get-bigger-portions-at-chipotle-2013-10
Oct 9 2013 9:49PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Chipotle is weak
Oct 9 2013 9:50PM
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Phooka
Posts: 99 - Karma: 843
Boloco or you're a bitch
Oct 9 2013 9:51PM
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VexumSupply
Posts: 65 - Karma: 160
holy fuck.. def doing this tomorrow.
Oct 9 2013 10:00PM
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ged.bend
Posts: 156 - Karma: 1,483
or order a bean burrito for like 1.25 thats the best value
Oct 9 2013 10:04PM
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Wolffy
Posts: 949 - Karma: 131
If you didn't know this already I pity you.
Oct 9 2013 10:07PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Tomorrow.

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Oct 9 2013 10:14PM
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line686
Posts: 406 - Karma: 205
Just finished a chicken bowl with chips. So full from just that. Using this would probably get you a solid two meals for the day.
Oct 9 2013 10:36PM
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I_liketobutter
Posts: 2664 - Karma: 997
srsly. the double rice and two diff meats is key.

chipotle 3-4 days a week, that shit is the best.

another pro tip. find one where everyone working is asian, here is why:

-better rice
-better veggies
-better meat
-better salsas
-better guac
-don't shaft you on portions
-fast as fuck
-super nice

trust me
Oct 9 2013 11:59PM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:06AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:06AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:06AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:07AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:07AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:10AM
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Phil-X-
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I literally have a boner from just looking at these..
Oct 10 2013 4:10AM
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Phil-X-
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Oh fuck guys sorry about that
Oct 10 2013 4:11AM
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BLADEE
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 778
Yeah you def have to go with double meats and beans, and if you can go with fajitas too those are awesome
Oct 10 2013 4:26AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Just went double rice, both beans and half steak half chicken, all salsas but hot, and everything else but guac, with chips and a tortilla on the side of course, my normal selection so good.
Oct 10 2013 7:16PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
Judging from the text that accompanied those pictures you must have a diamond hard dick right now. /nohomo
Oct 10 2013 7:22PM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 1,353
just ask for double beans if you don't want both. i always go for extra cheese as well. And i always ask for double wrap from the start since i know that my burrito will rip!
Oct 10 2013 9:36PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
asking for extra rice is always the play
Oct 10 2013 9:39PM
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edhonson21
Posts: 249 - Karma: 227
Tanks, tanks a lot!
Oct 10 2013 11:04PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
Local places >>> chipotle. The burritos I get at my local spot are XXL compared to the tiny shit at chipotle
Oct 10 2013 11:22PM
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