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Senior quotes: by skiers for skiers

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JayMobilia
Posts: 108 - Karma: 571
Title says it, the best senior quotes for a skier
12 years ago
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Pee in dat ass - skiierman
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
A highschool diploma is just anothe useless thing, like self respect or the pinky toe
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52636 - Karma: 174,757
One ski two skis red ski blue skis

12 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
this is the senior quote i put in the year book:

"nice thread dickweed"-andrew.
12 years ago
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
Did you get voted worst threads in high school?
12 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
The only way to get up the mountain is to take the first Stepp, the only way to get down is to take the first Stepp. Stepts are a part of life just like the escalators that go up to the Jiberish Outlet store where the new #SWAQs are. One Stept at a time.
12 years ago
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 2,147
WHAT? -DMX
12 years ago
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
"BROKE. MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN. AAAeeEEIIiiiihhhhHHHH!!"

-THall
12 years ago
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,696
Lift tickets are like sluts, only worth it if you can use them more than once
12 years ago
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
The only important grade in life is Gaffney's numerical assessment of radness
12 years ago
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,257
when you press tranny for that first hit of the day, i tell you what, bro, thats better than sex! -thall (paraphrased a little)
12 years ago
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
My dad only has like 5 mil - rich kids fighting video
12 years ago
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
I like the thall and Rich kids one
12 years ago
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
You are poor. Not ballin. Yo daddy never made it to forbes richest. you aint worth nothing. my father is worth more than u, and u are a peasent in my eyes. you only make 591M in a year. What a joke, the average american family makes that much. You arent nothing but lower middle class in my eyes. ur carrer is a joke just like ur paycheck. u think u rich cause u make millions, no. You are basic in front of me. you were broke as a child, a peasent. you had to save money and take advantage of a sales. you lived the struggle. please my rolls royce has a solid gold grill. You can only imperss your broke cheap low class followers cause they think 500k is a lot of money. you are a peasent. a serf. nothing in my eyes. -itslavishbitch
12 years ago
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving- Warren Miller

If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do -Warren Miller

You dropped your pocket -Random Person on the Chairlift

12 years ago
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
12 years ago
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
PARNIS PARNIS IN Din BRUNTHOLE
12 years ago
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
This is great haha
12 years ago
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
"Going downhill since [insert birth year]"
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,865
I like my women like I like my skis: Strapped together in my basement
12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5929 - Karma: 3,865
OR
I like my skis like I like my women, fat, brand new this year, and flying off cliffs
12 years ago
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,798
covered in wax up to the t̶i̶t̶s̶ tips
12 years ago
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
When in trouble, tuck for double!
12 years ago
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
hahahahha
12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,733
huck, tuck, and fuck

future spins = money
12 years ago
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,733
huck, tuck, and fuck

future spins = money
12 years ago
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
"ready, steady SPAGHETTI" LJ strenio
12 years ago
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
When in trouble, tuck for double.


But seriously,
"I feel like it's most important to keep it real and enjoy each moment, you know, take advantage of every opportunity life provides, because who knows what tomorrow will bring." -CR Johnson.
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38156 - Karma: 130,434
Did a CR quote for mine as well.

"On the way down, its awesome."
12 years ago
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
My bestfriend used that one. I chose "people think I. Crazy cause I'm talking to myself, but really in mic'd up dawg." -LJ Strenio
12 years ago
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blazer258
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 672
bump, i need a quote by next week and have no idea
11 years ago
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
mine was "when the river runs red take the dirt road home"
11 years ago
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
The higher you get, the higher you get
11 years ago
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
"I'm the best skier on the mountain."
11 years ago
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
"Buy Full Tilts"
11 years ago
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
sn0wb0@rd1ng Ru13ZZ!
11 years ago
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I put

"You can't get hurt unless you fall" Warren Miller
"If you don't do it this year, you'll just be one year older when you do" Warren Miller.
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52636 - Karma: 174,757
"And on the 7th day the lord called in sick to work and went to shred fresh pow in the backcountry" - Double Philippians 14:40
11 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,194
"Does anyone know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?"

"I want to congratulate all my fellow students on completing something we were required by law too."

11 years ago
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
i tought i was going to.... dead.

but, i am still alive.
11 years ago
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,164
If you gon' live like a bitch, you gon' die like a bitch

or

if you start hearing names of the places that don't show up in the trail map, you've just found the people you need to talk too
11 years ago
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I graduate this year, my quote is "Huck threes, Hit trees, blow knees"
11 years ago
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i used the thug life quote
11 years ago
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
One of my favorites, 'ol charles.

'On the way down, its awesome.'   -CR

and the one i used, altered from one i heard

"I hope the snowpack is solid when hell freezes over.  I heard the terrain is pretty sick there"
11 years ago
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
i used the reed speedman quote for mine where hes like, "if you had one shot to do every opportunity, would you take it?"

thats not the exact quote but you get the point
11 years ago
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jmasterp
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 255
This would be a good one.
11 years ago
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
if it's anal then of course
11 years ago
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,374
FREE......SKIING
11 years ago
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,363
how can hip hop be dead if wu tang is forever?
11 years ago
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