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Senior quotes: by skiers for skiers

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JayMobilia
Posts: 108 - Karma: 571
Title says it, the best senior quotes for a skier
Oct 9 2013 6:55PM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Pee in dat ass - skiierman
Oct 9 2013 6:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
A highschool diploma is just anothe useless thing, like self respect or the pinky toe
Oct 9 2013 6:57PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51856 - Karma: 164,837
One ski two skis red ski blue skis

Oct 9 2013 7:01PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
this is the senior quote i put in the year book:

"nice thread dickweed"-andrew.
Oct 9 2013 7:04PM
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Doke
Posts: 185 - Karma: 401
Did you get voted worst threads in high school?
Oct 9 2013 7:11PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
The only way to get up the mountain is to take the first Stepp, the only way to get down is to take the first Stepp. Stepts are a part of life just like the escalators that go up to the Jiberish Outlet store where the new #SWAQs are. One Stept at a time.
Oct 9 2013 7:18PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 2,117
WHAT? -DMX
Oct 9 2013 7:19PM
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
"BROKE. MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN. AAAeeEEIIiiiihhhhHHHH!!"

-THall
Oct 9 2013 7:20PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Lift tickets are like sluts, only worth it if you can use them more than once
Oct 9 2013 7:38PM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
The only important grade in life is Gaffney's numerical assessment of radness
Oct 9 2013 8:01PM
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,254
when you press tranny for that first hit of the day, i tell you what, bro, thats better than sex! -thall (paraphrased a little)
Oct 9 2013 8:05PM
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Bachto
Posts: 400 - Karma: 954
My dad only has like 5 mil - rich kids fighting video
Oct 9 2013 8:10PM
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YoungJ
Posts: 447 - Karma: 883
I like the thall and Rich kids one
Oct 9 2013 8:17PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
You are poor. Not ballin. Yo daddy never made it to forbes richest. you aint worth nothing. my father is worth more than u, and u are a peasent in my eyes. you only make 591M in a year. What a joke, the average american family makes that much. You arent nothing but lower middle class in my eyes. ur carrer is a joke just like ur paycheck. u think u rich cause u make millions, no. You are basic in front of me. you were broke as a child, a peasent. you had to save money and take advantage of a sales. you lived the struggle. please my rolls royce has a solid gold grill. You can only imperss your broke cheap low class followers cause they think 500k is a lot of money. you are a peasent. a serf. nothing in my eyes. -itslavishbitch
Oct 9 2013 8:18PM
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djdillwill
Posts: 132 - Karma: 555
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving- Warren Miller

If you dont do it this year, you will be one year older when you do -Warren Miller

You dropped your pocket -Random Person on the Chairlift

Oct 9 2013 8:30PM
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tgm
Posts: 278 - Karma: 325
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Oct 11 2013 8:48AM
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Culture+
Posts: 449 - Karma: 2,245
PARNIS PARNIS IN Din BRUNTHOLE
Oct 11 2013 9:57AM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
This is great haha
Oct 11 2013 10:04AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
"Going downhill since [insert birth year]"
Oct 11 2013 10:10AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
I like my women like I like my skis: Strapped together in my basement
Oct 11 2013 10:14AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
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I like my skis like I like my women, fat, brand new this year, and flying off cliffs
Oct 11 2013 10:16AM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
covered in wax up to the t̶i̶t̶s̶ tips
Oct 11 2013 10:39AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
When in trouble, tuck for double!
Oct 11 2013 10:49AM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
hahahahha
Oct 11 2013 11:30AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
huck, tuck, and fuck

future spins = money
Oct 11 2013 11:30AM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
huck, tuck, and fuck

future spins = money
Oct 11 2013 11:31AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
"ready, steady SPAGHETTI" LJ strenio
Oct 11 2013 1:24PM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
When in trouble, tuck for double.


But seriously,
"I feel like it's most important to keep it real and enjoy each moment, you know, take advantage of every opportunity life provides, because who knows what tomorrow will bring." -CR Johnson.
Oct 11 2013 7:55PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37645 - Karma: 123,119
Did a CR quote for mine as well.

"On the way down, its awesome."
Oct 11 2013 7:58PM
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
My bestfriend used that one. I chose "people think I. Crazy cause I'm talking to myself, but really in mic'd up dawg." -LJ Strenio
Oct 11 2013 11:03PM
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blazer258
Posts: 1102 - Karma: 655
bump, i need a quote by next week and have no idea
Jan 29 2014 3:07PM
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
mine was "when the river runs red take the dirt road home"
Jan 29 2014 3:49PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
The higher you get, the higher you get
Jan 29 2014 6:47PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
"I'm the best skier on the mountain."
Jan 29 2014 6:54PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
"Buy Full Tilts"
Jan 29 2014 6:55PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
sn0wb0@rd1ng Ru13ZZ!
Jan 29 2014 7:02PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I put

"You can't get hurt unless you fall" Warren Miller
"If you don't do it this year, you'll just be one year older when you do" Warren Miller.
Jan 29 2014 7:07PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51856 - Karma: 164,837
"And on the 7th day the lord called in sick to work and went to shred fresh pow in the backcountry" - Double Philippians 14:40
Jan 29 2014 7:17PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,181
"Does anyone know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of Alta?"

"I want to congratulate all my fellow students on completing something we were required by law too."

Jan 29 2014 7:27PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i tought i was going to.... dead.

but, i am still alive.
Jan 29 2014 7:33PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
If you gon' live like a bitch, you gon' die like a bitch

or

if you start hearing names of the places that don't show up in the trail map, you've just found the people you need to talk too
Jan 30 2014 10:04AM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I graduate this year, my quote is "Huck threes, Hit trees, blow knees"
Jan 30 2014 10:48AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i used the thug life quote
Jan 30 2014 10:52AM
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skiingonskis
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 262
One of my favorites, 'ol charles.

'On the way down, its awesome.'   -CR

and the one i used, altered from one i heard

"I hope the snowpack is solid when hell freezes over.  I heard the terrain is pretty sick there"
Jan 30 2014 11:59AM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
i used the reed speedman quote for mine where hes like, "if you had one shot to do every opportunity, would you take it?"

thats not the exact quote but you get the point
Jan 30 2014 4:43PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
This would be a good one.
Jan 30 2014 4:51PM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
if it's anal then of course
Jan 30 2014 5:45PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
FREE......SKIING
Jan 30 2014 6:16PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,355
how can hip hop be dead if wu tang is forever?
Jan 30 2014 6:18PM
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