Paris hilton is hawt

gengar.

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cool

Oct 8 2013 1:37PM

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Phil-X-

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Whatever. Shes alright lookin and famous, so she qualifies in 2 of my 3 bang requirements.

Oct 8 2013 1:49PM

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Iraq_Lobster

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fuck you, this thread sucks

Oct 8 2013 1:52PM

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Errl

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Ditto. This song will still probably top some charts due to our mdma fueled youth.

Oct 8 2013 1:55PM

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Iliveinutah

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song sucks but any male that says he would not bang is a lier

Oct 8 2013 1:55PM

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Olimar

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Oct 8 2013 1:56PM

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theabortionator

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^ I feel like they could have replaced waterboarding with that video as a much more effective form of torture.

Oct 8 2013 2:03PM

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bo0b

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What's your third requirement? Being a dude?

Oct 8 2013 2:51PM

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maximiliaan

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Oooooooohhhhh!!!! Spot on!!!! Whooohoooo! B3$t r3sP0nz 3v@H!!!! Zommmmgggg roflcoptah lolololo

Oct 8 2013 3:54PM

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987321654hgfd

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I'm with Phil. I've banged and would bang much worse than her.

Oct 8 2013 4:03PM

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bo0b

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But for real what's your third requirement, I'm genuinely curious

Oct 8 2013 5:50PM

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johnk

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still better than you

Oct 8 2013 5:52PM

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GayWolf420

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OP's jealous that paris' coochie is more famous than hers.

Oct 8 2013 5:52PM

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GayWolf420

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Also she doesn't have to worry about money. I'm sure her family owning one of the largest hotel chains in the world has set her up pretty nice.

Oct 8 2013 5:53PM

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SFB

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Oct 8 2013 6:01PM

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hippy.

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Who cares if she whores herself out, I'd still bang her!

Pic related

Oct 8 2013 6:36PM

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Phooka

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Oct 8 2013 6:38PM

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Phil-X-

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3- Good personality

lol kidding... what if tho.

They must be 1.5+ of the following three requirements-

1- Attractive
2- Famous
3- A rack n' booty so nice, the pope wouldn't think twice

So in this situation:

Attractiveness is based on the regular 1-10 scale, I would give her an 8.
-(.8)

She is definitely famous so she gets the full point awarded
-(1)

Rack n' Booty (or- RBSN,PWTT) Unfortunately for Paris, I have seen video documentation of both said Rack and Booty, or lack there of.
-(.4)

So paris scored a 2.2, which leads me to the conclusion that yes, Yes I would fuck her.

Oct 8 2013 7:30PM

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deleted5

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she had on jiberish once.

Oct 8 2013 7:33PM

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