You're fucking something up. Theres 40,000 kids here, and we have a ski mountain 10 minutes from campus. We have hiking and camping right outside of town, plus 1000 different clubs and organizations. We are one of the top party schools in America, and also in the top 50 universities in the world. Believe it or not, there is fun to be had in Happy Valley.
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-20-most-fun-colleges-in-america-2013-8?op=1
Go get involved and you'll appreciate where you go to school a hell of a lot more. Even if you think half the kids who go here are douche bags, theres 20,000 other kids you can go meet and fuck around with. Sweet christ, this is the only opportunity you'll have. Make the most of it.