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Name my One Eyed Cat

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Broken_Rides
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I just got this used cat a couple weeks ago
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The last owner called him 'Arrow',
I want to call him 'Cotton Eyed Joe', my mom doesn't agree,


What should we name him?
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
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Le Chiffre
12 years ago
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NinetyFour
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Lance.
12 years ago
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whoa-dere
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what happened?
12 years ago
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2_fadez
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Leftover. For short, just call him Lefty
12 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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fuckface
12 years ago
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Broken_Rides
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He was engaged in fisticuffs without another cat,

when the other guy pulled out a knife and gouged his eye out,

or so he says.
12 years ago
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Bateman
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Just call him Freak, or Anomaly.
12 years ago
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Chubz.
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name him one eyed cat
12 years ago
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JAHpow
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Something piraty like Blackbeard but since you cat has white whiskers name him Whitebeard.
12 years ago
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JustForYou
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Patches/Patchy/Blackbeard
12 years ago
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DrZoidberg
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What?
12 years ago
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NPF
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willy short for one eyed willy the pirate.
12 years ago
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Turkelton
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Sir Pirate
12 years ago
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Broken_Rides
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Previously Owned?
12 years ago
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ILLinoisance
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"Rightless" or "Woman"

12 years ago
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JAHpow
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Lost
12 years ago
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Scotty_B
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Patches
12 years ago
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theabortionator
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Obviously Willy. Anything else would just be dumb.



Also used cat? did you get him at goodwill? They have a good selection of second hand pets.
12 years ago
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KimJong-Illest
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I'd say name him something like wink because thats all he can do.

12 years ago
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theabortionator
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Only reasonable answer. In my eyes the cat's already named. You can't change destiny.
12 years ago
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jibbpeter
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Itanimulli
12 years ago
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FigNewton
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One-Eyed Pussy
12 years ago
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NPF
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first thing that came to my mind. there really isnt anything op can do now. long live WILLY
12 years ago
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dhess
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My old cat Asher also had one eye! He had it removed because he had a tumor or something.
12 years ago
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alex=
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Cyclops?

pretty simple surprised no one thought of it
12 years ago
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BLADEE
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Name it something like Dan or mike. A name that doesn't go we'll for cats, like Anthony
12 years ago
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Daph
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The Governor
12 years ago
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Arabian
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Odin, Cylon, Leela, Bongo Bongo (from zelda), or Woman.
12 years ago
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maximiliaan
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Panchito
12 years ago
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MNS
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Given that it has one eye and you referred to it as "used", i died laughing.

How about Pirate?
12 years ago
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theabortionator
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It's pretty simple to see that you're wrong. Already named willy. Why spend time trying to think of mediocre or worse names for a cat that already has a name.
12 years ago
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Quinn69
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"Lucky"
12 years ago
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Not enough people got why this was funny.
12 years ago
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JahFeels
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Aw you'll have to grab some p-tex to fill in that coreshot
12 years ago
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Anathema
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sasha grey ,


even the color works, and sasha can be bigender....ial.......
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
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You should call him ugly.
12 years ago
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buttrapinpirate
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hey i am curious newschooler, how many time your used cat been mounted? true center? recommended? +k for help I am looking to buy used cat too
12 years ago
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chiefbroseph
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i second lance the one eyed pussy!
12 years ago
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Aidan-G
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You should name that dog shit head
12 years ago
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cowofawesome
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Polyphemus
12 years ago
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Errl
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Fucking lost it. You win.
12 years ago
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Sno.
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lost
12 years ago
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J-T
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I too have read the Odyssey.
12 years ago
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Shredsterr
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That's a stupid name. Name him One Eyed Nelly.
12 years ago
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Iliveinutah
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i mean i have a one eyed cat and it got named wink before i could get my input in, regardless of that fucked situation name that motherfucker black beard
12 years ago
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terraclot
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Morpheus
12 years ago
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cool_name
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god
12 years ago
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Parks.
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Nick Furry, then your cat will be the leader of the Avengers
12 years ago
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qeefmasterflex
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Plankton
12 years ago
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