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Best Invention Ever.

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skiierman
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Hands down it is the stain resistant pants. Picked me up a pair of 30 doller dress pants, (because that is how I roll, spilled some soda on them at a party and the soda just beaded up and was taken off the pants with one good stroke of a napkin. Now I amaze all my friends with them.







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Nov 28 2004 10:40PM
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skipimp_
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I think the handsfree masturbator has your stain resistant pants beat.


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Nov 28 2004 10:42PM
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skiierman
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Oh? But how will the hands-free masterbater keep your pants clean of all stains?







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Nov 28 2004 10:44PM
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rebel
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handsfree masturbator??? please do tell more

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Nov 28 2004 10:47PM
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tandan83
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where do i get one





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Nov 28 2004 10:52PM
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tandan83
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wait a minute, they're called girls





free ipods for everyone!!!
Nov 28 2004 10:53PM
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bigJ
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are these those dockers or what



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Nov 28 2004 10:55PM
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eheath
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dockers are like 60 eh, but yes they are the best thing since sliced bread
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Nov 28 2004 10:57PM
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Sdot
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Careful... After a few washes, it doesn't work as well.


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Nov 28 2004 11:02PM
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eheath
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good advice
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Nov 28 2004 11:03PM
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davidh
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Ya, they are very very cool. I wish my hoodie did that, cause then I'd never have to wash anything again. it does kinda die after 10 or so washes tho. Teflon is the best stuff ever, I wish I had a big barrel full.
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Nov 28 2004 11:12PM
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.David.
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Then don't wash them!
Nov 28 2004 11:38PM
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MadTrix4185
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dockers with stain defender
Nov 29 2004 1:50AM
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tandan83
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i bought some gap pants with teflon like 3 years ago and they were killer for like a year or two, but after that, they lose their water repelling abilities. there's a pic of the pants originally in my profile.





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Nov 29 2004 3:02AM
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InfernoHits
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yea fi they don't stain there is no need to wash them ever
Nov 29 2004 5:14AM
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404404
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shit i need to get me some, or just wash my cloths.
Nov 29 2004 6:59AM
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lipen69
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you shouldnt have to wash them because they are stain proof so they wont get dirty... you can also just waterproof ur clothes when u wash them, there is this shit that you pour in your washing machine that does the same.

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Nov 29 2004 7:21AM
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Lateralis
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the best invention ever is the the thing so girls can pee standing up into urinals, basically all it was was a paper cup split in two and the girl would just de-pants, spread their legs a little bit and the half paper cup thing would channel their piss into the urinal




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Nov 29 2004 10:28AM
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twix_182
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the hands free masterbator attached to the stain resistant pants, now think of those possibilities, ....patent pending


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Nov 29 2004 2:47PM
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ScratchCobra66
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You dont need to wash them, because they dont get dirty. DUHH!







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Nov 29 2004 2:52PM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah have spray stuff that you can spay onto sfutt (mainly shoes) and just like you said water will just bead off









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Nov 29 2004 3:00PM
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CTD
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ok. the reason they loose thier repelency is because detergent soap pulls off the DWR coating, like on jackets. just wash them with a non detergent soap, and wash in a waterproofer once or twice a year
opps, that was free advertising.
Nov 29 2004 3:05PM
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LittleDevil720
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I must say, i do liek the idea of the hands free masterbator, with the stain resistant pants, now that my friend, is a mans best friend



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Nov 29 2004 4:54PM
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rebel
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Lat, it's called a P-mate

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Nov 29 2004 4:58PM
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Pavesi
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best invention ever is the condom and skis
Nov 29 2004 4:59PM
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1080ski
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how can you wash the water proof pants? i dont see how they would even get wet or wash at all? but hey, no drying!
Nov 29 2004 5:07PM
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404404
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Lateralis, you are fucked up
Nov 29 2004 5:10PM
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t-roy
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i've got some. durn nice

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Nov 29 2004 5:35PM
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skier_bum
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If u had a hands free maturbator, wouldnt u want stain resistant pants....like logically?

Nov 29 2004 6:07PM
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