Damn you sound annoying as fuck.
Anyways I find the most luck with preventing the hangover. That means eating something before I crash, as well as chugging a gaterade. If I do that, I usually wake up the next morning feeling amazing. If I don't do that, I will grab a water and just go in my shower for like a hour until it doesn't feel like I am dying. Then I eat just a small snack, I have no appetite to actually eat a good meal.
What I have found out tho, is if you get a hangover you can't be lazy about it. We all want to stay in doors, watch tv, and just like not do anything, but I have found that doesn't help at all. Leaving your house, jogging outside, then eating a soon as you can work wonders for me. Just never have the energy to do that most the time.
Point is tho, chug a gaterade and sometimes taking an alieve before you crash can work wonders.