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Not much of a rail skier but my mountain is having a rail jam this weekend, and im not gonna pass up a chance to ski this early in the season. Any tips for not cracking my head open
Keep the gorilla steeze locked in from the second you drop till the second you land. It is at the point of landing that you will want to stiffen your legs, grab your ass with one hand and your balls with the other, and kind of lean your head to one side while looking at nothing in particular. This is coined "the afterbang." Although it stopped looking good around 2009, I'm sure the surprise of an afterbangswaggin steeze gorilla will pump the females straight to the pecter of your pelvis. Luck is good!
Don't try and impress anyone. Just do what you're comfortable doing. If anyone is there heckling or talking shit their wastes of space and don't need to be bothered with.