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Siri is fucking ugly

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GayWolf420
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http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/04/tech/mobile/bennett-siri-iphone-voice/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Discuss.
Oct 4 2013 9:37AM
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Mag
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Why the hell would you pay somebody who sounds like a robot to do voices, why not just use an actual robot
Oct 4 2013 9:39AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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she has to be very wealthy
Oct 4 2013 9:45AM
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theBearJew
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From what she says in the video it doesn't sound like it would be the case. I am not sure how it all went down, but she didn't even know she was Siri until her friend e-mailed her and was like "Are you Siri"?? That leads me to believe they just paid her for the initial recording she did in 2005 and then owned the rights to the recordings and used them for Siri. I doubt she got what she probably deserves for being the voice in everyone's pants.
Oct 4 2013 9:50AM
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1337
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Uhhh she sounds like a robot because her voice has been processed through computers. Read the article, the voice over people don't say every word you hear, instead they say phrases which are chopped up and put back together to form words and sentences.
Oct 4 2013 9:51AM
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Mag
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It's like 6 pages long and I'm too lazy, but thanks, that makes more sense, especially for unassumable words.
Oct 4 2013 9:52AM
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brotherdad
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Oct 4 2013 10:06AM
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snwbrdmilf
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She's not ugly by any stretch. Way to be a shallow douchebag.
Oct 4 2013 10:10AM
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GayWolf420
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:( Sorry
Oct 4 2013 10:17AM
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Wallisch_pl
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meowwwwwwwwww
Oct 4 2013 10:19AM
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GayWolf420
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Of all people, Mods should really learn to take jokes.
Oct 4 2013 10:20AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Don't act like you weren't serious, because if that was a joke you need more creativity in your life. :)
Oct 4 2013 10:44AM
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Mag
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.
Oct 4 2013 10:47AM
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Wallisch_pl
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lol ikr bro like mod r like mad
Oct 4 2013 10:48AM
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JAHpow
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Hahaha, her face at the end is perfect!
Oct 4 2013 11:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
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lol ikr bro like members r like annoying

Wallisch_pls --> snwbrdmilf$
i wuna b mod can u post tread on hou 2 b modz?!!?!w1w1w/1/w?!!?/1
Oct 4 2013 11:14AM
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Wallisch_pl
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is that supposed to be a dis? me messaging the worst mod on ns and laughing about it hahaha
Oct 4 2013 11:16AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Why am I the worst?
Oct 4 2013 11:21AM
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90053
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cool
Oct 4 2013 11:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
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ur mean 2 ery1
Oct 4 2013 11:23AM
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Petey.
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Seriously. I thought OP meant she was grotesque or something. She's not ugly, she's just old. Not every woman is ugly just because she doesn't look like the high school senior you wish you could hook up with.
Oct 4 2013 11:26AM
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theBearJew
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I think shes quite nice and happen to disagree with you, bro.
Oct 4 2013 11:26AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I respect your opinion, brosif
Oct 4 2013 11:27AM
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snwbrdmilf
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:) n'awwww
Oct 4 2013 11:32AM
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bo0b
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You are legitimately one of the least funny and worst members on NS.
Oct 4 2013 11:35AM
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yalebale
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I wonder if they tell her all the shit people say to her voice on their phones
Oct 4 2013 12:21PM
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BLADEE
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Op is sexually attracted to siri.
Oct 4 2013 12:31PM
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c4t_l0ver
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.
Oct 4 2013 12:39PM
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1337
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well this thread certainly took an interesting turn
Oct 4 2013 12:42PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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I agree, and you post way to fucking much. Go outside, get a life. And you type in that fucking god damn middle school spelling.
Im not mad, Im just saying that if I were to punch someone in the throat right now, it would be you
Oct 4 2013 12:50PM
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GayWolf420
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lols
Oct 4 2013 1:17PM
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Mr.Huck
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I just want them to swap Siri's voice for Mr. T's.

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I want my phone to yell "YOU"RE LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT FOOL!" or "ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE".
Oct 4 2013 3:59PM
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hippy.
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There is snow on the ground, I thought summer NSG was over!?!!
Oct 4 2013 4:08PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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she ain't ugly....just older....
Oct 4 2013 4:32PM
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pj21
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if that is siri? who the fuck is this lady?
Oct 4 2013 5:12PM
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Wallisch_pl
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hahahahaha I can't breathe hahaha, and at it's a joke you retard, I'm**** and hahaha punch me in the throat haha

bo0b ikr im like so legit bad membr
Oct 4 2013 5:23PM
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GayWolf420
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Damn son, On TV, She looks like a total MILF.
Oct 4 2013 5:36PM
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90053
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australian siri
Oct 4 2013 5:44PM
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daannnnieel
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I guess I just lost my self proclaimed, 'largest idiot' title on this site.


Oct 4 2013 6:24PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Your posts are decent at time then really good then really bad

this one is decent
Oct 4 2013 6:30PM
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remove
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there's no designated biggest idiot but you're still in the top 5
Oct 4 2013 6:41PM
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daannnnieel
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lets be fair, i'm not that legendary yet.
Oct 4 2013 7:54PM
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remove
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narcissistic fucktards like you come and go.
Oct 4 2013 8:56PM
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daannnnieel
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I can assure you im not leaving anytime soon
Oct 5 2013 11:14AM
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CassiusClay
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She looks like she was smacked by a bag of quarters, doused in Cham-pag-ne... Thanks Mik, and run through a dishwasher. Unattractive is partially reasonable.
Oct 5 2013 12:49PM
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r32kid
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shes old but still looks foxy
Oct 5 2013 11:09PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i'd fuck her
Oct 5 2013 11:18PM
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bo0b
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Your joke is a joke that somebody else made up and you drove into the ground. You're unoriginal and unfunny,
Oct 12 2013 12:56AM
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Willard
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Am i the only one who thought of the other siri...
Oct 12 2013 1:31AM
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