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For the Miley cyrus fans, NSFW

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7-3instacall
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http://www.mtlblog.com/2013/10/10-pictures-of-miley-cyrus-in-a-very-nsfw-photoshoot/

Oct 3 2013 9:58PM
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ThaLorax
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Or trying not to give a fuck that she looks like the honey badger that doesn't give a fuck.
Oct 4 2013 12:22AM
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Aidan-G
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Let's compare


Miley being attractive
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Miley being Miley
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Oct 4 2013 12:25AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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I see now, not sure if I wanted to. Also I would say pepperoni is a more accurate description over sausage.
Oct 4 2013 12:30AM
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ThaLorax
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#1. Do want
#2. Do not want
#3. WTF that's the same person?
Oct 4 2013 12:30AM
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Aidan-G
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That was my first thought too
Oct 4 2013 12:32AM
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Heart
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1. Absolutely would bang
2. Absolutely would bang
Oct 4 2013 12:32AM
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Aidan-G
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Fair enough but which do you find overall more attractive? I realize it's a subjective opinion, just want to know
Oct 4 2013 12:35AM
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Che~
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but seriously....finally saw hannah montana's nipple
Oct 4 2013 12:35AM
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ThaLorax
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Her logic: Hey, I'm just starting to mature into my career and look beautiful and vibrant and utilize the full potential of my career thanks to the luck of having a famous father. Nawwwww, I think I'll just lose a bunch of weight, skin pigment, cut and dye my hair like a 13 year old emo boy, sing about guys wreckingballing my vagina, and dry hump a well dressed man while wearing barely anything on live TV. I think that sounds like a much better career path to build for myself.
Oct 4 2013 12:36AM
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Aidan-G
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But she can't stop, and she won't stop
Oct 4 2013 12:37AM
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ThaLorax
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Oct 4 2013 12:42AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Well one version is legal. The other is not. I'm not saying it should sway your decision, I'm merely stating facts.
Oct 4 2013 1:03AM
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Aidan-G
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17 closer to 18, legal in Kentucky
Oct 4 2013 1:05AM
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CaptainObvious.
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Good enough for me. Number two can go back to her home on whore island.
Oct 4 2013 1:35AM
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Aidan-G
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I just looked it up. Apparently the age of consent is 17 or younger in 80% of America. Totally thought the majority was 18 years old. /mindblown
Oct 4 2013 1:37AM
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Davy.Crockett
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fool miley is so much more attractive now. what she may have lost physicaly she makes up for by being a loose cannon bad ass bitch who rails coke all day. i like it.




Oct 4 2013 2:44AM
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HungryHypocrite
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is tit just me or is her nose seriously coced up?
Oct 4 2013 2:44AM
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Calb3rt
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Click for larger imageall i can think of...
Oct 4 2013 3:07AM
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Huck_Norris
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You mean hookers? Ew.
Oct 4 2013 7:59AM
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Bogs
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Slightly drunk? yes. Trolling? no. You clearly have some deep-seated issues with women who aren't afraid to display their sexuality that go far beyond just "Miley being Miley." I don't blame you, I blame the society that raised you, so don't worry.

I don't know how you can be so certain Miley is only pretending to not give a fuck, but hey, fair enough.
Oct 4 2013 8:42AM
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Chinchi
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/thread
Oct 4 2013 11:01AM
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TechnoPotamus
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victory is all but certain



is there also a parlay involving speculation regarding details of the video that is surely to come? for instance, sex tape + extra if there's 5 guys and miley instead of just 3 guys and miley? sweeten the pot dude, rake in that cash
Oct 4 2013 11:11AM
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theBearJew
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Everytime I hear "Miley being Miley" I think of

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Oct 4 2013 11:13AM
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Aidan-G
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I'll give you 3:1 odds that a wildebeest and a sherpa are involved
Oct 4 2013 11:15AM
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the.hellion.
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Terry Richardson is the fucking worst. He must have the drugs because his pictures are awful.
Oct 4 2013 11:35AM
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TechnoPotamus
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double or nothing: that there's less than or equal to 2 white guys out of the group of around 9 that are banging her, and of course included in the 9 are the wildebeest and sherpa
Oct 4 2013 11:35AM
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bo0b
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Well dressed?
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Oct 4 2013 11:37AM
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Aidan-G
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Done. Also 10 bucks she's sticking her tongue out like she does and then one of the dudes rails her super hard and she accidentally bites her own tongue off
Oct 4 2013 11:38AM
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fillup
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ha no but he shoots for a ton of celebs and a ton of mags. i guess its an aesthetic
Oct 4 2013 11:38AM
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Aidan-G
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How about we replace well dressed with married?
Oct 4 2013 11:44AM
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Laurent.
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Terry earns $58.000.000/year by taking pictures with a GF1 and flash of people standing in front of a white wall.

He has found an esthetic people seem to like and he has been milking it ever since, I would do the same.
I much prefer his older gritty work but I can only applaud the business he has created.
Oct 4 2013 11:59AM
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Laurent.
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Fuck posted to quickly on mobile.

He also does a lot of editorial work for Vogue but the problem is, you can't tell it's him, because it's not some chick with her nipples out making a face in his studio. That work is fairly run of the mill. It's not bad, but it's nothing unique. It's standard fashion industry stuff. It's good, technically very good even, but it's not unique in any way. People just want Terry for his pseudo porn and snapshots against white walls.

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Oct 4 2013 12:05PM
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Aidan-G
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What's wrong with her legs? Is she able to walk without them snapping?
Oct 4 2013 12:26PM
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bo0b
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58 dollars a year isn't very much money.
Oct 4 2013 1:15PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Ok, THAT allows me to understand how he even made a name for himself.


Clearly he walked into a photoshoot one day and was like, "Fuck....my camera equipment is at home. Here babe.....let me uhh......get some practice shots with my iPhone against this blank wall."

Looked at the pics and went, "Money. Print that shit, it's good enough."
Oct 4 2013 3:03PM
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Laurent.
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That and he has had an interesting life. He has been accused multiple times of sexual exploitation of young models, drug abuse, etc... controversy = always good.

And of course the family ties: His dad was one of the top fashion photographers back in the day.
Oct 4 2013 3:25PM
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Aidan-G
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pretty sure he's a big cokehead
Oct 4 2013 3:29PM
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appa
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Aiden-G should write the miley cyrus textbook
Oct 4 2013 3:36PM
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Aidan-G
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Miley might not give a fuck about what people say but she obviously gives a fuck about being the center of attention.

So she's trying to be talked about but she doesn't care what people say. To me, that's trying to not give a fuck.



And to Appa, I should write about a lot of things. I'm a highly opinionated person who likes to write about the dumbest shit. I've written paragraphs about things as stupid as Katy Perry's new song. I know they're dumb things but it entertains me
Oct 4 2013 3:44PM
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Aidan-G
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Fuck you Matt, that song is trash. Stop sending me the lyrics to it
Oct 4 2013 4:50PM
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Aidan-G
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I will send you every Ne-Yo song on youtube there is
Oct 4 2013 4:54PM
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Aidan-G
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AND I JUST CAN'T PULL MYSELF AWAY, UNDER HER SPELL I CAN'T BREAK, I JUST CAN'T STOP, I JUST CAN'T STOP, I JUST CAN'T STOP
Oct 4 2013 4:56PM
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TechnoPotamus
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now things are getting interesting. you sir, have yourself a wager
Oct 4 2013 8:54PM
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GayWolf420
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She's just being miley.
Oct 4 2013 8:57PM
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NSwidow
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The amount of guys on here who are saying that if you don't dig this trainwreck of a girl then you only like girls who wear white dresses and attend Church weekly is ridiculous. Is it really one or the other?

If i were a dude, i would love a girl with confidence and sexual prowess, but i would hate her showing me by licking her face and dry humping a foam hand in front of millions of people.


Oct 4 2013 9:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
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this



and i'm a dude
Oct 4 2013 11:02PM
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