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Chewy.
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I'm sure this is probably a repost. But I'm getting a red heeler from the Humane Society, he's roughly four years old, but doesn't have a name. So I need some help. My roommates and I are considering Pabst, Morgan Freeman, Dexter, or possibly something ridiculously ghetto. Time for suggestions. (inb4 name him repost)
Oct 3 2013 2:26AM
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Avifarer
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why did you get one from the humane society? too cheap to go to the mall?
Oct 3 2013 2:31AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Skull Fucker
Skull Crusher
Soul Eater
Demon Blood
Blood Demon
El Diablo
La Diabla
Sir Badass
Oct 3 2013 2:33AM
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liftedresearcher
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greg
Oct 3 2013 2:34AM
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Avifarer
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serious question though, if the dog is 4 years old and doesnt have a name, how long was it at the humane for?
Oct 3 2013 2:34AM
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Chewy.
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Only two months. But the first month was at an over crowded place, the name got lost in translation between one place and the other. I have his medical info though. And no, not at all. I just don't have time for a pup, and I wanna help out a dog in need.
Oct 3 2013 2:38AM
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Chewy.
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But I'm allergic to cats...
Oct 3 2013 2:39AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Pussy.
Oct 3 2013 2:46AM
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.AR6rider.
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Ray Rocket
Oct 3 2013 7:12AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Blue.
Oct 3 2013 9:48AM
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powderdrunkie
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Preeshie.

So when you come home and the dog has gotten into the garbage you can say " 'preciate it"
Oct 3 2013 9:51AM
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Culture+
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those names are so incredibly gay that my eyes are burning right at this very moment
Oct 3 2013 10:15AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Bear
Oct 3 2013 10:22AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Red.
Oct 3 2013 10:25AM
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SFB
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doge
shibe
Oct 3 2013 10:41AM
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kevinegan
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Rex
Oct 3 2013 10:42AM
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riddsicle
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paul
Oct 3 2013 10:43AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Mr. Sloth
Oct 3 2013 10:45AM
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Kazabazua
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Reptar.
Oct 3 2013 12:51PM
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MothaHucker
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Chop
Oct 3 2013 12:56PM
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lbuitendam
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bert
Oct 3 2013 12:59PM
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Daph
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Lars
Oct 3 2013 1:02PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Zeus
Oct 3 2013 1:08PM
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snowpocalypse
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Jarome
Oct 3 2013 1:12PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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B
Oct 3 2013 1:42PM
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yuck
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and the rest of the time it sounds like you named it after an east-indian girl
Oct 3 2013 1:49PM
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remove
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Sgt. Speckles
Oct 3 2013 2:19PM
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maximiliaan
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lateysha
Oct 3 2013 2:20PM
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Olimar
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When ever I get a dog Im getting a girl and naming it katherine. That was i can call her kat. Its funny because its ironic.
Oct 3 2013 4:13PM
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RimJobber
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Name him Dog
Oct 3 2013 4:15PM
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Olimar
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because shes not a cat. shes a dog.
Oct 3 2013 4:26PM
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Errl
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One of my friends named his german shepard D-O-G (pronounced Deeohgee) i think it's actually a pretty cool name. OP name your dog Jeff.
Oct 3 2013 4:32PM
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snowpocalypse
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Hello..... That way if he gets loose people will think you are the nicest guy in the neighborhood.
Oct 3 2013 5:51PM
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Olimar
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guyz. Right?
Oct 3 2013 5:58PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Oct 3 2013 6:26PM
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gohamsam
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Mr. Beefy
Oct 3 2013 7:23PM
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Sno.
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I dunno, man. I think freeman is a good name...and Morgan Freeman's character in Shawshank Redemption was "Red" which is the obvious name for a heeler...so its like a cool hidden reference.
Oct 3 2013 7:26PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Overused name.
Oct 3 2013 7:26PM
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Dr.Dickless
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name it after a mountain range

teton
Uinta
Wasatch
Sierra
Chugach
Oct 3 2013 7:29PM
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Bart.Man
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Bartleby (as in Bartleby the Scrivener). It rolls off the tongue nicely, you could can him Bart for short, plus it's a great story.
Oct 3 2013 7:31PM
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Sno.
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True, I would just go with Freeman.
Oct 3 2013 7:37PM
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Big.Bird
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watson/
Oct 3 2013 7:47PM
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DaffyDaDak
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Dude
Oct 3 2013 7:54PM
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-WZ-
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storm
Oct 3 2013 10:01PM
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KennyD
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Thad. As in Thad Castle
Oct 3 2013 10:26PM
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sam7136
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coop
Oct 3 2013 10:32PM
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Shredsterr
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Name him Dog.
Oct 3 2013 10:38PM
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BigScaryLarry
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i love you
Oct 3 2013 11:18PM
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