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Stupid Sayings

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nthomas
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Have you ever noticed how half the sayings people use don't make any sense. For example "I don't give a shit." Does that mean that if I do care or give a shit then it would make sense for me to take a shit and then give it to this person. What about " I don't give two shits." I bet it get real fucking messy when that guy cares.
Sep 29 2013 12:42AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
"every know and again"

thats 100% of the time, and then again
Sep 29 2013 12:42AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Literally
Sep 29 2013 12:48AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
"I could care less" ....
Sep 29 2013 12:52AM
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nthomas
Posts: 2 - Karma: 61
"I've got a bone to pick with you" what type of bone how do you pick at said bone? These are all good questions.
Sep 29 2013 12:52AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,453
"you made an account just to post this thread"

Sep 29 2013 12:53AM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,411
"Welcome to the real world."

Sep 29 2013 12:53AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Yeah, I find that to be a stupid saying every now and again.
Sep 29 2013 12:59AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15082 - Karma: 9,170
"American Exceptionalism"
Sep 29 2013 1:00AM
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C.M
Posts: 124 - Karma: 75
break a leg, why in anyones right mind would they wanna break there leg
Sep 29 2013 1:05AM
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ohmyglob8
Posts: 416 - Karma: 1,408
"thank god" or "god bless"
Sep 29 2013 12:41PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
yolo
swag
it is what it is
c'est la vi
my ankles are broken
Sep 29 2013 12:48PM
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,695
Click for larger image
Sep 29 2013 12:53PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 17,172
isn't it "Every now and then"?.

Yours doesnt even make sense.


Sep 29 2013 12:56PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
"Is that real?"
Sep 29 2013 12:56PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
hahahaha. yes, this. its "every now and then"
Sep 29 2013 1:11PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

"first things first"-- "old hat"-- "the fact of the matter"-- "its hotter than the dickens in here"

Sep 29 2013 1:17PM
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MASkier
Posts: 657 - Karma: 704
"Head over heels". That means you are standing up dumbass.
Sep 29 2013 4:40PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Im usually not a grammar nazi but I tear people a new rectum when i hear them say this.

Also: "Sorry not sorry" "Turnt up" "Leggo"
Sep 29 2013 4:49PM
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Swervasaurus
Posts: 615 - Karma: 185
sorry not sorry
sorry im not sorry

if you use a # then you might as well die
#sorrynotsorry
Sep 29 2013 5:30PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,409
Anything women say
Sep 29 2013 5:31PM
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Benson.
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 3,787
"It is what it is."

No shit, you fucking dumbass.
Sep 29 2013 6:02PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
"Is this real life??"

yes you fuck it is.

And when girls say "Blessed"
Sep 29 2013 6:05PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
op is a cool guy
Sep 29 2013 8:39PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
This isn't a saying, it's just idiots mis-saying.


A lot of retardedness in this thread, simply misunderstanding certain sayings, but that head over heels one, I've gotta agree with you haha.
Sep 29 2013 8:41PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
"what are you doing?" when people are standing n front of you. wtf does it look like im doing dumbass
Sep 29 2013 8:46PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
"not sayin.."

my dad says it way too often. and the worst part? it's the license plate on the back of his corvette.

what a fucking tool move. "NOTSAYIN". HEY LOOK I HAVE A CORVETTE, MID LIFE CRISIS CAR. NOT SAYIN!! IM AWESOME, NOT SAYIN!!

i can't help but shake my head, but whatever it makes him feel edgy and cool or something..
Sep 29 2013 8:47PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i've always found it weird that people wont greet you by saying "how are things" or "how are you", and will instead ask "what's going on" or even worse, "what's good?"

what's going on? i don't know you see me at my place of work, working. what do you think is going on?

what's good? what does that even mean? chicken salad is pretty good, but i don't have any right now cause i'm fucking working. weekends are good but it's fucking monday, thanks for reminding me.

ask about how I am or how I feel, not what i'm doing. you can see what's happening with your own fucking eyes.
Sep 29 2013 8:53PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
do you ski?
Sep 29 2013 10:25PM
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SconnieShredder
Posts: 34 - Karma: 13
When people quote rap lyrics in normal situations. ex.after buying a Polo Ralph Lauren shirt my friend refused to stop saying "all my niggas look rich as fuck"
Sep 29 2013 10:34PM
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byubound
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 9,870
"Ive had it up to here with..."

Sep 30 2013 12:46AM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
"Whose up for a game of sportsball"
"I'm down"
"Whose down for a game of sportsball"
"I'm up for one"
Sep 30 2013 1:10AM
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Cleapster
Posts: 622 - Karma: 1,402
Hey you look like the guy.
What guy?
The guy with the voodoo.
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Look like the guy.
What guy?
.....
..

Its actually really great
Sep 30 2013 2:27AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
ffuck me bb

Sep 30 2013 3:57AM
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GIF
Posts: 468 - Karma: 1,279
"No offense but..."


Yeah I'm still offended dipshit.
Sep 30 2013 10:15AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
i absolutely hate leggo, and turnt up is just funny to hear dumbasses say
using words like:
finna
merk
cuz (cousin)

(I say all of those words all the time^^)
Sep 30 2013 10:23AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Stupid sayings are the best sayings.

"Pretty all much"
"bobs ypur uncle"
"Can of corn"
"barnburner"

and if anyone is form the east coast of Canada

"everywheres" and "anywheres"
Sep 30 2013 10:27AM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
The worst.
Sep 30 2013 10:38AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I seriously hate that saying so much, there should be a saying like that, but not as retarded

Sep 30 2013 10:49AM
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iggs
Posts: 827 - Karma: 39
"same difference" like nah you fucked up what you were trying to say and i just corrected you
Sep 30 2013 11:15AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18224 - Karma: 12,348
I see Terio
Sep 30 2013 11:17AM
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Chris.B
Posts: 464 - Karma: 683
To quote the Simpsons. “It looks like you’re putting all your eggs in one basket.” Homer: “What would you have me do, one basket for each egg?”
Sep 30 2013 11:23AM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
"if I were to eat someone to it would be you" "dont touch me there" "im blowing up this school"
Sep 30 2013 2:37PM
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Kazabazua
Posts: 3529 - Karma: 1,128
You're smart.
Oct 4 2013 1:46PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
"ur mom"
Oct 4 2013 1:59PM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
Being a "bad ass" ... An ass that doesn't function properly.
Oct 5 2013 3:52PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
It irritates the shit out of me when people think they're using proper grammar, but they are actually incorrect.

e.g. - someone tags a photo with "My baby and I"

Also, pretentious assbags that think they fully understand the application of good and well. When I ask someone "How are you?" and they reply, "I'm well. How are you?" and I say, "I'm good." They look at me like I just showed them a shit covered tampon. No motherfucker, I asked how you are. In this case, good is a state, Well is an adverb or only applied when asked specifically regarding your health. I don't take the time to correct you because I'm not a high-nosed, small-dicked little shit. You, however, are. Point your condescending dick receptacle elsewhere.

Sorry for the rant.
Oct 5 2013 4:05PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2751 - Karma: 3,907
I agree 100%. I cant stand it when people go crazy over minor grammar mistakes.
Oct 5 2013 4:09PM
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Peach.
Posts: 3879 - Karma: 933
I get corrected for saying "Come with X and me" all the fucking time. It's so annoying to have to explain to them why it's grammatically correct.
Oct 6 2013 2:12AM
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