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Breaking up with over attached girls

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hot_rod
Posts: 75 - Karma: 936
The title says it all... the girl I'm dating is insane and obsessive. i needed some help to break up with her, what better place to come than NS
Sep 26 2013 1:49AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Break up with her in a cutlery store
Sep 26 2013 1:51AM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Step 1: break up with her
Step 2: enjoy being single
Sep 26 2013 1:52AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
pee in her butt
Sep 26 2013 1:53AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
feed her to the minotaur
Sep 26 2013 1:53AM
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joe_dirt
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,405
FUCK BITCHES GET PUDDING
Sep 26 2013 1:56AM
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hot_rod
Posts: 75 - Karma: 936
best idea I've heard all day!
Sep 26 2013 2:02AM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
So basically you'll want to locate a labyrinth. A cutlery shop must be located within the premises. Present to her a puzzle comprised of other puzzles (this will entitle you to anal intercourse). Whilst in the aforementioned act of intercourse you must urinate within her buttocks. As she lies in a pool of tears and blood you summon the minotaur to feast upon her worthless remains. Enjoy your pudding and being single
Sep 26 2013 2:04AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Tell her she's too "emotionally attached." Girls get mad as hell at that. She won't want anything to do with you.
Sep 26 2013 2:04AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Its simple. You kill the girlfriend.
Sep 26 2013 2:11AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
(pussy+time)/Income^2=42
Sep 26 2013 2:33AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
marry her then divorce her. She'll get the message.
Sep 26 2013 4:11AM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 17,069
marry her then divorce her. She'll get the message.
Sep 26 2013 4:12AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
haha
Sep 26 2013 6:43AM
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ObiWanKablowme
Posts: 421 - Karma: 539
vibes OP im in the same boat. ive been dating her for a couple years now but im suffocating in my relationship and im tired of never having time for me. let me know if you can figure out any good strategies.
Sep 26 2013 8:28AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
Give yourself a good reason to
Sep 26 2013 8:32AM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
I recently did the same thing. To give you and idea of how bad it was I said I was breaking up with her and she said no. You can't just fucking say no, It doesn't work that way.
Sep 26 2013 8:42AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
That sounds more like she wore the pants in the relationship than overly attached
Sep 26 2013 10:03AM
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cannaguts666
Posts: 504 - Karma: 256
1. Pack up her shit and throw in front yard.
2. Change locks.
3. Change cell number.
4. Go to the bar.

Its like pulling off a band-aid. Just do it quick and be done with it. Helps if youre a little sauced.
Sep 26 2013 10:20AM
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
murder her
Sep 26 2013 10:24AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Buy her a bundle of roses and a card, in the card write "I will love you as long as these roses live." Now, I know some guys will put a fake rose in with the real ones so that the last rose never dies (aka I love you forever) BUT you do not put a fake rose in! Now when the last one starts to wilt you walk over to her, put the wilting rose in front of her with the card, turn around and leave.

BAM done! If the roses are living too long you can add salt to the water they're in, that should make them die off pretty quickly.
Sep 26 2013 10:31AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
reminded me of this....


girl is batshit fucking crazy
Sep 26 2013 11:13AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
>over attached girlfriend
>cheats on me
>fuck yeah
>wait what the fuck


but actually, just tell her she's too attached and needs to back off.
Sep 26 2013 11:24AM
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montanan
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 1,346
im in the same boat , like someone said before, its like pulling of a bandaid . quicker you do it the better , just means less pain, less drama, and overall dragging out relationships is unhealthy for both people. i plan on breaking up with her soon, ima not do anything crazy but just say the usual that works for me in the past " i love you, but i love you as a freind , and im sorry it took so long for me to realize that". i ll always love the chick, cool as fuck, just waaaay to attached. but ya like a bandaid, just rip it off and get her done , and youll be back looking for pussy in no time. JUST DONT GO BACK ! thats the worst. if you are truly done with her, then be done, like i said before better for both people .
Sep 26 2013 11:53AM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
Basically
Sep 26 2013 11:59AM
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pmw
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Sep 26 2013 1:00PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
get caught molesting animals. works most of the time
Sep 26 2013 1:08PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
My ex stalked me on NS
Sep 26 2013 1:18PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
feed her to david bowie
Sep 26 2013 1:19PM
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Horsefacekillah
Posts: 867 - Karma: 878
run bro
Sep 26 2013 2:13PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Start doing the little things like... Leaving her a trail of rose petals to the dirty dishes. Or a treadmill.
Sep 26 2013 2:28PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Sep 26 2013 2:28PM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
Could do it my way and be a dick for a long time, but I would suggest not being a pussy and just do it. Stop making excuses.
Sep 26 2013 2:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
fake your own death.

pretend you got killed being butt banged by a horse dong, gotta make it believable you know?
Sep 26 2013 2:56PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Get your friend to seduce and bang her when she is hammered, then get angry say she cheated on you ad double win. She looks like the bad guy and it was your idea all along
Sep 26 2013 3:15PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
I remember that one. What a riot.
Sep 26 2013 3:26PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Her mom messages me over Facebook now and then

MORAL OF THE STORY

Don't date someone two years younger than you.
Sep 26 2013 6:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
did you bang her mom yet?
Sep 26 2013 6:56PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
No, she was cool as fuck.

I go for younger girls, remember. Now I'm dating a 12 year old.
Sep 26 2013 6:57PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
inb4 someone finds out who his girl is and sends her the url to this thread
Sep 26 2013 7:09PM
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elinde
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 3,053
I wear pants. Occasionally
Sep 26 2013 7:27PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
Im not gonna do it, but if someone wants to crush dreams...

Sep 26 2013 7:44PM
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Way*Mo
Posts: 648 - Karma: 2,140
You: Has somebody been following you?

Her: No. Why?

You: I've been seeing lots of people behind your back.

Boom, broken up!
Sep 26 2013 7:50PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,449
P.s this kid is 12 Click for larger image
Sep 26 2013 7:52PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
over attached at the age of 12, how cute.

Sep 26 2013 8:09PM
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SpongeBob
Posts: 230 - Karma: 499
you make me think of
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Sep 26 2013 8:19PM
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BigScaryLarry
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 2,732
seriously just flat out tell her that she is overly attached and that she is smothering you and you just cant do it anymore" boom easy done
Sep 26 2013 9:32PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
yes
Sep 26 2013 9:50PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
do little things to piss her off make her dump you and avoid the crazy ex stalker situation
Sep 27 2013 12:50AM
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