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Handrails banned from SLC

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brotherdad
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The urban mecca of the world is done for. Check this:

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thoughts?
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brotherdad
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better close-up pic of article
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Alcoholic1
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Had me going until the last line.

at first I was like I need to get out there for some law suite money! Then I was like oh summer NS
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PsychedelicMoose
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FigNewton
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Link required.
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cultrara
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Hahaha did you make this? if so, +k
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Jon_Taffer
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I'm on mobile and I can't read this. Post a link of the original website maybe?
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brotherdad
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nahh
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JAHpow
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I was stupid enough to go to the site to look for the story because I couldn't read it. You got me Steve.
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ILLinoisance
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I lost it at "Thomas Granola"
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heFF
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shoppped
11 years ago
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Pikachu.
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hahaa this was a good one
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throwin_steeze
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a winter article would only be posted in the winter....fake
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CheddarJack
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ha! you got me, I can't deny it.
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brotherdad
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well.. wouldn't it make sense to remove the rails before the snow hits?
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A^frame
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Pretty sure this is illegal. Anyone ever heard of ADA, it is a law.

I bet Law Suits are already being filed.
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.JakeThaDug.
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What about the people that actually need the rails though
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ILLinoisance
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Jokes are, in fact illegal on here. This is a ski forum, not a joke forum.
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MeenaSmalls
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lol why dont those hooligans go ski on a mountain
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d00d
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pretty sure your meter is broken
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gouda
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I wouldn't consider the "urban mecca of the world"
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mski
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Epic
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Karl_Hungus
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written by "ohpi izaphag"
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brotherdad
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McLeod
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then you haven't been paying attention to ski/snowboard films for the past 15 years.
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skiierman
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Thought that was strange they used a picture of KZA...
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Deforestation
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50 bux says skiers nd boarders will take down the rails themselves and install them elsewhere.
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eheath
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Heisenberg
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perryhunter
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Of course, I would be sad! But I think, they are just doing it for safety purposes. Maybe many adults specially elders has been complaining for their safety.
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division.bell
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Made it this far before I lost it.
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DIX~
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so good. got me
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1337
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Well done OP, one of the better threads I've seen in a while. 10/10
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Plankton
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has anyone every actually used a handrail while walking up stairs
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suup
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Looked for the story on slc trib
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Moosen
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hahahahahahaha The author. Fucking awesome!
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maxro
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would've been gold if only "immediate" wasn't misspelled...gave me a good laugh though
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brotherdad
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PilleDaKid
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Hahahaha! That was so damn good! You had me until I started reading the comments on this thread
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J_BISCHOF
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the thing is, all SLC news has so many typos. Almost every story on KSL has either typos or grammar issues. As well as the tribune. I would never be surprised by a lack of professional writing coming from Utah publications.
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Threshy
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The last sentence was a deal breaker haha
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coldcuts69
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Very nice. Well done sir, well done.
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ski0
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As a city planner myself, I can tell you I was almost thoroughly embarrassed for my entire profession.


Also, for liability reasons, the City would never get rid of handrails, only cap them/put signs/introduce bylaws.
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oil.
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hahahaha so good.
11 years ago
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Migo
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well you want to ski but don't want to pay for a 80$ lift ticket for just a few hours at pcu so your fucked unless your a rich bitch
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JoshH
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TGR quote was great
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SFB
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beautiful good job op 10/10
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Triple_Strum
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Whoever did that, just amazing. I was super confused until the last line. I did laugh out loud a little bit at the Thomas Granola part.
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loganimlach
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haha same. OP shits pure excellence in the morning.
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CKpolicy
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this would be so illegal. code mandates railings as a safety precaution, and no city has the manpower or extra cash to go around cutting down every rail in the city. thomas granola got a hearty chuckle tho.
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skiP.E.I.
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hahahahaha
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