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storytime: Go to tinder chicks house. Tinder chick is hot. well, 8/10 attractive level. proceed to watch a movie. make out. tinder chick says lets go to my room. I say OK! continue to make out. tinder chick makes a fast attempt at sticking a finger in my butt (I hadn't even touched her bewbs yet or anything!). I panic and yell thats not cool. i say lets go watch movie again. we do. she wont let me leave and asks me to sleep over. I wait til she falls asleep, and try to sneak out. she wakes up 52435235 times. I army crawl out of her room and house at like 5 am on attempt number 23948239487293847. Scariest night of my life.
what is this amateur hour? you say "thats not cool" and then you proceed with your goddamn business ! not go watch the movie again you big pussy! you fucked up!
Fingers in your butt are never cool. I should have explained she shot the finger dart straight at the hole. Clenching was my only defense and it didnt work.
One of my clients suggested I join tindr. He then told me how he has been on 3 dates a week for the last 2 months. I Facebook stalked him. Ugly as fuck. I don't tindr.
Its only cool if you are fucking around with people on it, if you are honestly trying to pick up chicks on that shit you're a fucking clown, hit the bar for fucks sake..
tinders alright. met up with a girl on there one night. Invited her to the bar to play pool. turns out she was only 20 and couldnt drink. so that was weird. was in her pants within 3 hours though. very kinky girl too... lots of fun