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Natural Male Enhancement

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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
I found a 40-pack of Extenze and a leather belt in my dad's closet.

It's time to find out if you can OD on old man extenders.

Wish me luck!

12 years ago
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
I hope you get such a big boner that you pass out from lack of blood flow to your brain
12 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
Dude ur wrong. a boner is a type of fish native to the tropical waters of San Mairze, brobeans mcjoebin.
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
WARNING:
If you experience an erection that grows so large that it explodes you should call your doctor immediately, if you experience an erection that last more than 24 hours, call a friend, and brag about it.
12 years ago
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
frankly if I found boner pills I would work tirelessly to mix them into food/drink at school and watch the panic unfold.
12 years ago
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,869
You just gave me ideas for when i find them.
12 years ago
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
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12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,086
threads for when OP goes to the hospital because he can't stop having a boner. You're a dumb ass if you actually took those, it's gonna hurt.

Source: Highschool Health class
12 years ago
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
I prefer my traditional method consisting of only a vacuum cleaner and honey.
12 years ago
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
you should change your username to The_Armidildo


that would be funny
12 years ago
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,823
i sometimes forget how young most of newschoolers is so incase nobody got the reference,


12 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12307 - Karma: 7,840
Wait what does the leather belt have to do with anything? also lol @ gato
12 years ago
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
Break out the bread bag and Vaseline. You are pulling an all nighter.
12 years ago
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,068
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12 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,821
this is very nearly sig-worthy
12 years ago
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
This is illegal lmao
12 years ago
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Wallisch_pl
Posts: 5260 - Karma: 1,022
I use Dr. Porkenheimer's boner juice
12 years ago
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
so?

no one will know it's him?
12 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,471
I'm immune to such sabotage, seeing as I walk around campus with a huge erection anyway.
12 years ago
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Daph
Posts: 5978 - Karma: 5,010
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12 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8343 - Karma: 50,234
The referenced post has been removed.


Nice bump!
5 years ago
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