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Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches. Who came up with this shit?

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PacificRimJob
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Okay. So. Think about it for a second... PB&J sammiches? They're like a staple of a cheap, effective, and quick sandwitch to eat inbetween meals or, even for a meal. Some restaurants even serve them. They're just everywhere. I eat at least 3 or so a week out of habit and convenience.

But when you really think about it. What the fuck was the person thinking who came up with this shit? Here's the cookbook entry...


1. Get jam.

Now this sounds good. Jam is awesome and tastes super good.

2. Get bread. Put jam on bread.

Alright, we're doing fine here. Bread and Jam? No problem. They go well together.

3. Get bread.

More bread? Okay...

4. Get Peanut Butter, and spread that on bread.

Uh. What? Alright... more spreading. cool. Now we have multiple choices of things to eat.

5. Take both and put them together into a sandwitch.

WHAT? wait. wait wait... you know you just TOOK PEANUT BUTTER... AND MASHED UP BERRIES AND PUT THEM TOGETHER, RIGHT? Think about it. Whens the last time you dipped a fucking blackberry or a raspberry into a jar of peanut butter?

Shit, Peanut butter on OREO's sounds like it makes more sense... but berries and peanut butter? the fuck? Nobody does that! what makes it okay as long as you have bread surrounding it?

Oh... it tastes good? well. Fuck. I wouldn't have imagined that. BUT WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WOULD TASTE GOOD? Shit, bro. You're one creative son of a bitch. Kudos to you, oh maker of the PBJ.

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Sep 23 2013 6:54PM
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Simon.k
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You can thank Riley.O for this invention.
Step 1- turn in stove to medium heat
Step 2- assemble PB&J how you normally do
Step 3- spread butter on the outsides of closed PB&J
Step 4- throw that baby on the pan that has been warming up on the stove
Step 5- flip when underside becomes golden brown
Step 6- repeat step 5 but now take it off of heat when the other side is golden brown
Step 7- pour a gigantic glass of cold milk
Step 8- enjoy your grilled PB&J
Sep 24 2013 10:43AM
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GayWolf420
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I was honestly expecting nutella nerds to come in and shit the place up. PB will always, and infinitely be better than nutella.
Sep 24 2013 10:59AM
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GayWolf420
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They're pretty dank combined, though. But PB will always reign supreme. And its Jelly you fucking turkeys.
Sep 24 2013 11:01AM
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PacificRimJob
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I just use a toaster oven.
Sep 24 2013 11:06AM
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BLADEE
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Dat shit is good. Way better than peanut butter and jelly
Sep 24 2013 12:30PM
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Randy_Quench
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peanut butter and banana slices = awesome
Sep 24 2013 2:52PM
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Simon.k
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while that is good, you dont get the buttery, melty goodness you get from grilling it
Sep 24 2013 4:21PM
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PacificRimJob
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it does grill...
Sep 24 2013 11:32PM
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NinetyFour
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I wish I had a grilloaster oven...
Sep 24 2013 11:35PM
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no_steeze
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i do that sometimes but I just use a folded slice of bread since i much prefer pb&j on wheat than on white
Sep 25 2013 12:28AM
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KingGeedorah
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I once attempted to make a peanut butter and jelly panini. It was terrible. But I just got some gourmet pb, and this thread is making me want to use it.
Sep 25 2013 12:37AM
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CheddarJack
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then just add some banana and then that's my jam. er, jelly. wait, no. ahhhhhhh!
Sep 25 2013 12:38AM
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NinetyFour
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Sep 25 2013 1:10AM
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theblackrod
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one of my alltime favorite eats, grilled PB&J
Sep 25 2013 12:29PM
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UncleGerry
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This is a pretty fucking stupid thread. I think you're thinking a little too far into this shit and you might have a little too much time on your hands. It's really not that amazing of a concept that people mixed these two conglomerates on bread together.
Sep 25 2013 1:59PM
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cbj
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Shut the fuk up n kill yourself MichaelBlackson
Sep 25 2013 2:05PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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may have to try that sometime.
Sep 25 2013 2:17PM
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.Rybak.
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Mmmm
Sep 25 2013 3:54PM
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UncleGerry
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After quickly glancing at your profile picture, I'd say that you are the one that needs to kill himself. You look like quite the homo. And you're from Canada. Die.
Sep 25 2013 3:56PM
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cbj
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What's wrong with homosexuals and Canada?
Sep 25 2013 5:48PM
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JAHpow
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Ok I need to make this
Sep 25 2013 6:00PM
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the.hellion.
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A solid Argentinian cab sauv / and a pb & j sammich.
Another Saturday night..
Oct 5 2013 9:47PM
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Z-Juice
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Banana, honey, and peanut butter is an unbelievably good combo
Oct 5 2013 10:10PM
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