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Payback. But how?

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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
Saturday night me and my 3 friends brought girls homr from the bar. Our fourth friend, who was way to fucked up to even talk to girls at that point got naked and started cock blocking each of us slowly. Now usually id find this funny, but my girlfriend of 2 years just cheated on me and it was my first night out single.

Help me get back at him. I cant kill his family, his mom gives me free beers and food and dad smokes weed with us.
Sep 23 2013 12:05PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Get back in your trailerpark! Fucking whitetrash!
Sep 23 2013 12:07PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Kill his family (steal their beer and weed) and make them in to chili, then feed the chili to the kid. That ought to teach him, chili con carnival style.
Sep 23 2013 12:08PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,678
you should of slapped his dick around with a wooden spoon while you had the chance
Sep 23 2013 12:08PM
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KJacks
Posts: 440 - Karma: 2,329
No
Sep 23 2013 12:12PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
should have beat his ass the other night when he was doing that shit. Shits not cool bro.
Sep 23 2013 12:19PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
How no group of friends but mine seem to have adopted the "attack the drunk asshole" policy. If your friends get too fucked up and makes you feel like the babysitter, you simply beat/taze/abuse them so they never do it again. They'll think twice about cockblocking you all after he wakes up hungover and covered in bruises, belt marks and welts and there's pics of him naked and covered in spraypaint and pillow feathers on his fb wall.
Sep 23 2013 12:25PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Kill your girlfriend and blame it on him, then go pick the classiest hooker you can find.
Sep 23 2013 12:27PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Turn his bedroom into a dart dungeon. Just go up there and smoke cigarettes at all possible times.
Sep 23 2013 12:27PM
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