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Bong in Yearbook

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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
So, i was watching Yearbook last night and EPs sections comes up. During the his intro when hes in Douglas's office there is a bong sitting between them, its a little yellow acrylic. just sitting there chillin
Nov 28 2004 10:28AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Jooky, She does care of what people say on this site. She even said it herself in an interview.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 1 2004 1:55PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
Jooky and Lateralis

You guys are clearly the men around these parts, and I'm a noob. The fact is, I was a member a long time ago, but then I stopped dropping in for a while. Before making a post, I DID simply read along for a while. That's when I noticed the ignorant fucks ranking on noobs and talking other ridiculous shit and decided to speak my mind, too.
How cool you think you are on this forum has VERY LITTLE to do with how cool you are in the real world. So relax if you think that you are the man on NS. I'll relax next time I see an offensive comment, too, knowing that the comment may have come from someone who may say stupid things because they are always joking around. If you need to prove something more to this noob, do it on the hill. I'll be at Squaw.
Dec 1 2004 2:18PM
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hoodratz47
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goddam man you are soooo fuckin gay.,.. go innertube or something and stop wasting lift line space.



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Dec 1 2004 2:52PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
Relaxe cool guy
Dec 1 2004 2:53PM
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Lateralis
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kendrick, i hope you have fun at squaw, and dont expect me there cuz id have no reason to go there, and lets say you did see me at squaw at one point or another, what would you do? come on tell me what you would do, id like to hear it




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Dec 1 2004 3:36PM
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hazel_32
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oooooh internet threats....arent we cool now everyone!?



Brian
Dec 1 2004 3:38PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
Lat
I'd probably talk about the skiing with you, unless you were a total toolbox, in which case, I'd look the other way and pretend that I didn't notice you.
Dec 1 2004 6:10PM
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skiierman
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^ Naw you wouldn't. You wouldn't have the balls to say shit like that to Lateralis.







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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 1 2004 6:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im not even close to be being an asshole in real life




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Dec 1 2004 10:58PM
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airic
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Oh man the most perfect line fits right here..

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Dec 1 2004 11:35PM
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Jooky
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Ah, Kendrick, you have to be doing this as a joke...Nobody in their right mind, who claims to be such an outstanding citizen, would take the time to involve themselves with such useless internet banter.

So I have an idea, how about you come up to Snoqualmie, Washington, right up to West Summit Massive (Ali G reference) and we'll have a wedge-christie competition to see who is truly the man.
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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
Dec 2 2004 11:14AM
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shorty_T
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ok guys, calm down, stop the bickering and just go ski kiddos. if you don't like what someone else has to say on ns then just don't read hteir posts, simple. on a side note, marc kendrick is a siiick skier, give him some props or at least stop dogging on him, he has different opinions than you guys. who cares, drop it, damn.
-Tamara

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Dec 2 2004 11:25AM
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Jooky
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Shorty, I don't believe the issue here is how good anyone skis, its about saying stupid things and what happens as a result. You can't tell me you haven't disagreed with what someone said on here and voiced your opinion...eh? Oh wait, you are now.


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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
Dec 2 2004 12:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mark kendrick can flip me upside down and eat my ass out for all i care, i dont care if hes a 'sick' skier, still doesnt make him a better person than me




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Dec 2 2004 3:42PM
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eastAR5
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Lateralis > kendrick



'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'





Dec 2 2004 3:49PM
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kendrick
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Lat
Your online persona is a piece of shit. It may take a homo rimjob to get you off, but you're looking in the wrong place... try jooky.
Dec 2 2004 3:52PM
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Head69
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oooooooo.... shit, go kill yourself now
Dec 2 2004 4:00PM
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Jooky
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Kendrick, you just opened it up...

What I'd like to know is why you claim to be a NOOB in an earlier post and not know Lateralis, but then later you say you've been on here a while just reading? Looks like you got caught up being the bitch that you are. So how about you go and eat a bloody tampon.

And another thing, whats with all your anti-gay comments on here? Doesn't sound like you're all worldly now.....Fag.
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Since we were being extreme for so long I got really hungry so we went to Mcdonalds and got some chicken mcnuggets. -Skimack
Dec 3 2004 1:45PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
^Nice detective work.
Dec 3 2004 2:11PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
why do they put that shit in a SKI movie?? It has nothing to do with skiing?? And why are they smoking that shit!?? do they think they are cool or sumthin..?? its not 'cool'.. If Tanner wrent smoking he would porbably be my fav skier #1.....
I dont know what to put here??
Dec 3 2004 2:16PM
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LeBlanc
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yes^
drugs ruin your life





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Dec 3 2004 2:23PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
Jooky
Just because You take it in the hiney from Lateralis doesn't make either of you 'all worldly'.
Dec 3 2004 2:27PM
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gretch6364
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ha...this place is hilarious...lets see...Dan Marino - Coke addict, tanner hall and every other freerider that has been around the circuit - most likely a pot head, I could go on the point is drugs don't ruin your life..they make you a star....go Lat...Kend..lighten up...and if Sarah cares about what people say on NS she needs to ask her self why
Ryno got the last one . Here is a new riddle:



Jenn is facetious. She is also abstemious. She gets pneumonia. Given those clues, what is the only American tree she will like?



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Dec 3 2004 2:32PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
Kendrick, don't even try to shut down Lateralis or Jooky, they have an army of 50,000 strong behind them. And anything you say, Lateralis will shut you down in a second.

Dec 3 2004 2:40PM
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Crystalrossi
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kendick give it up you will never win its lateralis and hes the man
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Dec 3 2004 3:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
kendrick is angry and and anger turns me on and im really looking forward to bending him over soon and plowing his insides like a horse plowing a garden




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Dec 3 2004 4:25PM
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kendrick
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Lat
I'm really sorry for questioning your coolness or your credentials to talk about Sarah's anatomy at your will. I didn't know how cool you were until the fine people who have your back explained it to me. I still don't know why, but I do know that you are the man. So keep up the good work, buddy! ;)
Dec 3 2004 4:30PM
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rasser
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This thread is gold..
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'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
Dec 3 2004 4:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
kendrick, if i was a fan of that kind of sarcasm, id shake your hand but since im not, id glady like to say suck my fucken dick you jizz slurping banana




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Dec 3 2004 5:02PM
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kendrick
Posts: 787 - Karma: 25
Alright. Sarcasm aside... I love you, Lateralis. Seriously.
Dec 3 2004 5:23PM
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Crystalrossi
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this thread is awesome
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Dec 3 2004 7:02PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Dude, if all your sarcasm was turned into sexual energy, Lat's 12 inch trouser snake would be worked over like he was 15 again.







----2ond in Command of DANSA-----



To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Dec 3 2004 7:03PM
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bridgerider
Posts: 277 - Karma: 10
I think i'm gonna print this thread, frame it, and put it on my wall.


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-Senator John Kerry
Dec 3 2004 9:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
kendrick, if you really love me, like truly deeply love me, youll send me naked pictures of you in a bathtub full of mollasses while feathers fall from the ceiling




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Dec 4 2004 1:29AM
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jack_tha_ripper
Posts: 2057 - Karma: 11
lat is the man, i love ur posts dude, u have neva once failed to entertain me, and i think u made kendirck famous coz u bagged him

Dec 4 2004 3:06AM
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chip123
Posts: 930 - Karma: 8
wow dude, i thought i started this thread to talk about bongs and ski movies....guess i was wrong
Dec 4 2004 10:54AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 732
no sry on NS the only thread that stays on topic is hot girl thread



'Sorry to all those racers out there,' Hall said, 'but in 10 years you guys ain't going to be nothing.'





Dec 4 2004 10:59AM
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Frostfired
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^ haha ya
Dec 4 2004 11:12AM
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Jooky
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There is a bong in Yearbook? No way....
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Dec 7 2004 11:47AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
dear god, how did i miss this thread?
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Dec 7 2004 3:02PM
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