Replying to Worst situation to shart?

One night I was chillin at my friends but i decided to head home. Right when i stepped though the door i let out a huge fart, but to my suprise some anal leakage popped out with it. Somehow my mass amount of buttcrack hair stopped the shart from entering my knickers. Needless to say I still took a shower and changed my pants. I felt real lucky that I hadn't let the shart out at my friends house, but I was wondering whats the worst situation where you got a little more than a fart.

I am not sure if I should be proud that my excessive amount of ass hair stopped my shart or not.