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Tentsile- floating tents

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Raz.
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CHECK

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THIS


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MOTHERFUCKER


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OUT


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http://www.tentsile.com

yours for only 1k
Sep 21 2013 3:13PM
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whoa-dere
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my dorm's backyard is perfect for this

Sep 21 2013 3:19PM
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Miomo
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What happens when you secure it wrong and it falls?
Sep 21 2013 3:21PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Then you're a derp. Looks cool though.
Sep 21 2013 3:23PM
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NinetyFour
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Pretty cool actually. Just a big slackline you can sleep in.

I would have a fear of people starting a fire under mine in the night though and barbecuing me....
Sep 21 2013 3:30PM
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Benson.
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Then you're a dumbass.
Sep 21 2013 3:36PM
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a_burger
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I've always wanted one of these. Eliminates my slight fear of having a large mammal eat me in the middle of the night
Sep 21 2013 3:38PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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So if you get in it everything is just going to fall to the center of the tent. That sounds like something I don't want.
Sep 21 2013 3:43PM
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chicken
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i'm assuming it tightens up pretty good.
Sep 21 2013 3:51PM
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Holte
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All I can imagine is drunkenly getting out of bed in the night to take a leak and getting very very hurt.
Sep 21 2013 3:58PM
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DrZoidberg
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I'd figure they'd put like dividers or something so stuff doesn't slide towards the middle when you're in it. Or I would do that if I were designing those. Or the bottom would have to be tense enough so it doesn't like swallow you up when you lay in it.
Sep 21 2013 4:16PM
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Drail
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so many opportunities for falling. I'm thinking - bring this to a rave (er - music festival, sorry) and set it up. Invite people over and give them a bump of (insert drug of choice here) and see if they can get out without fucking themselves up.

I'm an asshole it would seam.
Sep 21 2013 4:22PM
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Raz.
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Based on the price tag, I'm going to assume they put some work into this to avoid that.
Sep 21 2013 4:58PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Until you look at the last picture with the woman inside and can totally see the whole thing sagging where her weight is.
Sep 21 2013 5:25PM
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deleted5
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came in here to say this.
Sep 21 2013 5:44PM
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chicken
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not even the same tent I don't think
Sep 21 2013 5:46PM
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Sep 21 2013 5:49PM
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-WZ-
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actually really cool
Sep 21 2013 6:07PM
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Raz.
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thank you sir.
Sep 21 2013 11:27PM
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Bmo.
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Looks fairly simple to make your own instead of dropping $1k
Sep 21 2013 11:32PM
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NinetyFour
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Admit it, the one thing everyone has thought about while reading some stuff on these tents; what's it like to sex in? That's easily where 50% of my focus goes into when watching house hunters and this is no different.
Sep 21 2013 11:36PM
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Plankton
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dang i thought it was going to be like a water tent that floats and you tie it to shore while you sleep
Sep 22 2013 1:10AM
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howlongcanausern
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one thousand dollars? that thing better give some good head
Sep 22 2013 1:19AM
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Jeebus.
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My first thought. I wonder if itd be like sex on a trampoline.. hmmm.
Sep 22 2013 1:29AM
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