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Make up a huge claim

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Nike_Nako
Posts: 131 - Karma: 2,458
undefined
Sep 20 2013 8:21PM
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Cleapster
Posts: 622 - Karma: 1,402
this one time I was going down a run and then I did a Frickin 180! /claim
Sep 20 2013 8:25PM
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mt.hemel
Posts: 115 - Karma: 1,150
Just met the traveling circus crew /claim
Sep 20 2013 8:36PM
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,962
I'M THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN!
Sep 20 2013 8:44PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
gravity is a theory.
Sep 20 2013 8:44PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
i am on newSchoolers right now /claim
Sep 20 2013 8:44PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
I own a fucking yacht
Sep 20 2013 8:47PM
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luke.smart
Posts: 614 - Karma: 1,730
CLAIM
Sep 20 2013 8:47PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
I just had sex
and it felt so good
a woman let me put my penis inside her
i just had sex
and ill never go back
to the not having sex ways of the past


Sep 20 2013 9:00PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
The United States

That's a pretty huge land-claim, right?
Sep 20 2013 9:05PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
I've been in the traveling circus van /claim
Sep 20 2013 9:18PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
The South will rise again
Sep 20 2013 9:20PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5234 - Karma: 20,701
I can do a whirlybird
























Sep 20 2013 10:01PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
i can trip cork
Sep 20 2013 10:05PM
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ski0
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 5,370
I can spin faster then vinny cash, torin YW, and schlopy combined.
Sep 20 2013 10:06PM
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MaryO
Posts: 2583 - Karma: 5,996
I met skiierman in real life and he's a really sweet guy! I didn't make that up. Or did I?
Sep 20 2013 11:51PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
I am the traveling circus van. /claim
Sep 21 2013 12:00AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
I sent $5000 to a rich Nigerian prince and he actually sent me triple my money back
Sep 21 2013 12:03AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,175
I simply walked into Mordor.
Sep 21 2013 12:11AM
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brotherdad
Posts: 2076 - Karma: 13,067
I invented the question mark
Sep 21 2013 12:20AM
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GeorgiaJibber
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 1,353
I camp eat a dups fattie in 10 minutes, and i can eat 10 crispy chicken ranch snack wraps/claim.
Sep 21 2013 12:37AM
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gingaskier
Posts: 623 - Karma: 263
had sex with this super hot babe while doing a nose butter triple cork 1620 over chad's gap. Claim/
Sep 21 2013 12:40AM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
I beat up Chuck Norris. /claim
Sep 21 2013 2:25AM
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Shredsterr
Posts: 2090 - Karma: 6,930
I'm the hired specialist that's really responsible for the Concordia disaster. /claim
Sep 21 2013 3:34AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
I chugged a forty.
Sep 21 2013 3:45AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I go to the coolest school on the west coast. /claim


Oh, and my dick is huge.
Sep 21 2013 4:27AM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
My Penis is so big, I need 3 skis!
Sep 21 2013 5:03AM
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AdiibA
Posts: 789 - Karma: 2,266
I make it snow.
Sep 21 2013 6:48AM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,348
53x Cork 28620
Sep 21 2013 8:06AM
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twatt_chaurus
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,682
i peed in her butt . /claim
Sep 21 2013 8:45AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15080 - Karma: 9,152
I am tom walish
Sep 21 2013 9:23AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
I had sex with Maude Raymond, then I stomped a quad cork 2160 winning xgames 2014/claim
Sep 21 2013 11:17AM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781
one time i rode powder at (     windham Hunter Blue   Mt creek     )
Sep 21 2013 4:26PM
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DeRizzo
Posts: 3827 - Karma: 3,485
I can do quintuples all four ways
Sep 21 2013 7:20PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
TOMORROW I WILL DO A TRIPLE
Sep 21 2013 7:36PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
I didn't know Tanner Hall's ankles were broken
Sep 21 2013 7:39PM
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the_armidilo
Posts: 189 - Karma: 1,488
im sponsered by Kraft macaroni and cheese /claim
Sep 21 2013 8:06PM
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,904
i have full tilts /claim
Sep 21 2013 8:25PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
Are you 12?
Sep 21 2013 8:38PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
I am Spartacus
Sep 21 2013 8:51PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
Im gonna put a rail on chads gap
Sep 21 2013 9:05PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
I'm down let's do it
Sep 21 2013 9:17PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
one time, bill murray came up to me in a wendy's, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me in the eyes and said "nobody's going to believe you"
Sep 21 2013 9:25PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
I mean I had a REALLY tough injury 5 years back so Im not sure Ill be able to
Sep 21 2013 9:25PM
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
Yeah I heard some am snowboarder broke his ankles.............
Sep 22 2013 1:24AM
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
I set up a rail on chads gap
Sep 22 2013 2:30AM
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OG_Loc
Posts: 428 - Karma: 2,085
My parents buy all my ski gear /claim
Sep 22 2013 2:51AM
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