Replying to gentlemen...advice..

alright SO i have no idea what to get the wife for x-mas...and by wife i mean BF..he skiis but he works at a ski shop so thats out of the question..and all my ideas just arn't working..funny thing is he is on this site..FUCK that's ok...just ugh little help please brainstorming..:D
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