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Alcohol Poisoning

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KJacks
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Last weekend a friend of mine (he doesnt drink much) decided it would be a good idea to chug his full bottle, a 2'6, or 26 ounces, before a party. When we went outside for a smoke he decided to go piss, so he pulls his dick out and starts pissing, while pissing he passes out. Dick is still out of pants. We cannot wake him up, so we attempt to poke dick back into pants with stick. Eventually we give up and get him in the car. At this point he is puking but still unconscious and we are getting worried so we take him home. Dad is cop, kid is underage, goes to hospital, sever alcohol poisoning.


Post your best/worst alc poisoning stories from yourself or friends?
If repost make fun of me
Sep 19 2013 7:11PM
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Spagett+
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One time I passed out and some idiot poked my penis with a stick then sexually abused me.
Sep 19 2013 7:13PM
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PositiveSpin
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I once pissed out of a 3rd story window without a screen in a hostel in Berlin on St. Patricks day. Don't remember this, however my friend essentially saved my life and pulled me back into the room pissing and all. He directed me to the nearest bathroom down the hall. All he heard was a loud thud after I left the room. I came back 45 minutes later and have no recollection of any of these events.

All I want to know is, where did I piss?
Sep 19 2013 7:24PM
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LoathesRaisins
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You guys are morons. Jesus Christ.
Sep 19 2013 7:28PM
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hippy.
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26 ounces? Well the night I got arrested I blew a 2.0 BAC so I'm amazed I even remembered where I lived...
Sep 19 2013 8:01PM
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hippy.
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I meant 0.2 BAC
Sep 19 2013 8:05PM
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Heart
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I know a guy who tried to split an 80 proof handle with one of my friends. Except my friend quit drinking after 8 shots because he was sick. The other guy took it upon himself to finish the challenge and ended up drinking the handle down to less than a third.

Kid went to the hospital with a BAC of over .3. He was on a respirator for five hours.
Sep 19 2013 8:49PM
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ILLinoisance
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I blew a 0.2 and the cop couldn't even tell I was drunk while talking to him. Then he performed the field sobriety test. Following a moving finger without even slightly moving your head is pretty challenging at that point.
Sep 19 2013 8:57PM
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KravtZ
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Buddy of mine crushed vodka shots no idea how much we were all so drunk but he was next level...ended up going to the hospital after not drinkin for like 2 hours with a BAC of .38.
Sep 19 2013 9:53PM
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Mr.Sloth
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You guys are Mormons. Joseph Smith.
Sep 19 2013 9:58PM
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jfxphoto
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jesus christ.

I fortunately do not have an alcohol poisoning story to share, I guess I'm not partying hard enough?

Sep 19 2013 10:00PM
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eeman69
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First time I drank, I killed almost a whole bottle of Captain Morgans, by 9 oclock at night my buddy pulled me out of the snow because I passed out face first
Sep 19 2013 10:02PM
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hippy.
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Oh no I know I've had a higher BAC than 0.2..I would guess I have hit around a 0.5 in my glory days over the summer...I passed out with 2 empty whiskey bottles and a beer can castle and broke my laptop when I passed out on it...Oops..
Sep 19 2013 10:03PM
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daannnnieel
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I have a story so similar to that hahahahahaha

My buddy and I were doing a shot per crash in forza, which is literally a bottemless pit because drifting in forza 4 drunk is fucking hard. He takes off with a bunch of shots, 15 or so in the first 10 minutes, and polishes off his 2'6 in under 45, and the way he metabolizes liquor is incredibly slow so the booze doesn't hit him quick, but when it does he gets fucked. So we walk outside, and he's noticeably hammered. He falls, smokes his head on a rock. Bad thing number one. After that he got up, and pulled off his pants mid piss, while he passed out and threw up, all at the same time. We waited to see if puking helped at all, but it didn't. He was laying on a road, covered in human waste, with no pants on, we got his pants on and off to the side of the road.

We called 9-11 and it turns out he almost died from alcohol poisoning, and in the ambulance he spat on the emt's a bunch and belligerently yelled at them because they were pinching him trying to keep him awake.
Sep 19 2013 10:07PM
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RawrRawrRob
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LOL
Sep 19 2013 10:41PM
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.Hugo.
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Ya..... No you wouldn't have
Sep 19 2013 10:46PM
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Spagett+
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I think ur retarded
Sep 19 2013 10:57PM
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line686
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Since when are people calling a bottle a 26? It's a 750.
Sep 19 2013 10:58PM
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MeenaSmalls
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One time my coach posted a story of someone getting poisoned by alcohol... Thats cool
Sep 19 2013 10:59PM
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chubbspeterson
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what kinda pussy goes to the hospital for "severe" alcohol poisoning after drinking a 750?
Sep 19 2013 11:03PM
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chubbspeterson
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i wake up the next day still at .2
Sep 19 2013 11:04PM
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SkierPT
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This
Sep 19 2013 11:24PM
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Sno.
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too many
Sep 19 2013 11:26PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Fuckin' Canucks
Sep 19 2013 11:33PM
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Sno.
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Since when are people calling a bottle a 750? It's a 5th.
Sep 19 2013 11:41PM
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-WZ-
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At a party one of my friends had had alot and started puking, after that she convinced everyone she was ok and began to drank again. about 30mins later i hadnt seen her for a while and found her passed out outside so i brought her inside and kept her awake till her parents could pick her up
Sep 20 2013 12:52AM
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Randy_Quench
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fuck alcohol poisoningh i aint drunk
Sep 20 2013 1:08AM
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louie.mirags
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You know it is possible the kid is a lot smaller than you.
Sep 20 2013 1:13AM
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BE..
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I remember high school
Sep 20 2013 2:01AM
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line686
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This works too. 750/5th and 1.75/handle.
Sep 20 2013 3:40AM
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jfoley019
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first what kind of booze did he chug?

Second, so my Jr year of highschool (I think it was) my buddy had a party so a bunch of us went. I was determined to get shit rocked, so I started doing shot for shot (I believe it was black velvet) with a buddy of mine. We both get pretty fucked up, decided it was time to turn up the volume and drink Tequila. Took a couple shots (tell you the truth to this day I have no Idea what I drank and how much). End up getting all sort of fucked up. Start trying to walk around the party, end up rolling on the ground for a while. Room starts spinning. I am escorted to the backdeck with a garbage can. Start throwing up. My buddy in the meantime is out in the back yard thinking it is a good idea to start braking huge sticks over his head. He knocks himself out. He is brought back to his house. 

Back to me. I am throwing up for at least 30 mins or so. I get brought home by a friend (who by the way is sober). It takes me like 10 mins to walk up my driveway. I sneak in the house and my sister (who is in college is standing there). She looks at me and says Jim we have an issue. YOu are way too fucked up and I think you may have alcohol poisoning. So she gets my rents, my mom stays up with me all night. I finally fall asleep or rather pass out. To be woken at 8 am and made to go to church and then do lawn work all day. My sister told me that I was throwing up blood all night.

I have also seen a couple poeple during my highschool career be carted off to the Hos to get their stomach pumped.

This was over 15 years ago, I have since grown up sort of.  

Sep 20 2013 9:59AM
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qeefmasterflex
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Be a man and grab that shaft
Sep 20 2013 10:48AM
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KJacks
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Kraken
Sep 20 2013 10:53AM
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BROSEIDON
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Not too proud of this one. This summer went to a nascar race and me and my buddies thought it'd be a good idea to not have a "sip" of beer and only shotgun them. It was an hour drive so we all shotgunned 10 before we left (besides the driver) then went on our way so we get there and immediately continue, after a solid amount more were walking around where everyone's raging and my friend breaks out a bottle of JD. Drank way too much of that end up on all fours puking in a crowd of people pulling in people's lawn chairs on their campers, passed out under a camper for a hour or so then made my way back to the tent where there was puke everywhere. Needless to say we didn't drink too much for the race the next day
Sep 20 2013 10:56AM
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2_fadez
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If you get alcohol poisoning, fuck you. Someone has to cleanup your mess and deal with your drunk ass. Theres a border for drinking, and its really not that hard to keep from crossing it
Sep 20 2013 11:00AM
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GayWolf420
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I don't feel bad for anyone who gets alcohol poisoning.
Sep 20 2013 11:15AM
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theBearJew
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This one time I drank, then I realized I was pretty drunk and stopped and enjoyed the rest of my night still drunk. YOLO right?
Sep 20 2013 11:21AM
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Heart
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Well you'd be wrong.
Sep 20 2013 11:23AM
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LiquorLanch
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Sep 20 2013 11:39AM
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HolySchimmel
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Never got alcohol poisioning. And I am also kinda glad my grouüp of friends always knew their limit and I never had to take care of anyone too fucked up. I mean, I don't care if people cant really walk anymore or pass out, that happens all the time. Just really don't like people who can't control themselves and puke everywhere/ do totally retarded shit when drunk.
Sep 20 2013 12:19PM
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louie.mirags
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It is hard for a fourteen year old drinking for the first time to understand that... I'm sure it seems obvious to you.
Sep 20 2013 1:26PM
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icon1234
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I don't know exactly the difference between alcohol poisoning and just puking after drinking too much. But fuck even at 23 I sometimes will drink too much a night and have to puke. Happens like maybe 3 times a year or so, but shit happens. That border is actually pretty easy to cross, usually the difference between that 1 last shot. It is even easier if you just start drinking.
Sep 20 2013 1:39PM
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SFB
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no you didnt
Sep 20 2013 1:41PM
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KJacks
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kids 18 and is totally legal to drink he is just a fucking idiot
Sep 20 2013 1:45PM
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Toaster-Tony
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Last year when we were throwing parties a few times a week I began to turn pretty yellow. Looking back, I was completely oblivious to how much I was drinking, hopefully this year I can tone it down a little and actually focus on grades.
Sep 20 2013 1:53PM
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errrka
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I've luckily never had to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, but there's probably a few times that I should've. But hey I'm here and know how to sort of responsibly drink now.
Anyways, I'm taking this Beer & Wine In Western Culture Class and they gave us this chart on one of our lectures:

Alcohol’s intoxicating effects

BAC 0.02-0.03: slight euphoria, loss of shyness/anxiety

BAC 0.04-0.06: feel warm, euphoric; some impairment of reasoning and memory

BAC 0.07-0.09: feel euphoric; judgment and self-control impaired; reasoning and memory impaired; impairment of motor skills and senses

BAC 0.10-0.12: further loss of motor skills, senses, and judgment

BAC 0.13-0.15: blurred vision and major loss of balance; onset of anxiety

BAC 0.16-0.20: anxious, nausea, sloppy drunk

BAC 0.25: nausea and vomiting, total mental confusion, need walking assistance

BAC 0.30: unconscious

BAC 0.40: coma & death

BAC = blood alcohol content (remember 0.08 is the legal limit in Ohio)

Sep 20 2013 2:31PM
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CaptainDiabetes
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It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 15, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre.

So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid.

He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway.

I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately.

So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.

Sep 21 2013 4:45PM
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KJacks
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never heard this story before
Sep 21 2013 5:29PM
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-WZ-
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he got fucked
Sep 21 2013 5:53PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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bullshit. you'd be fucking dead. you people are retarded. .2 is pretty fucking drunk. .3 and you shouldn't be standing. .4 and you're lucky to be alive.
Sep 21 2013 6:12PM
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easiestEC
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true that. highest i blew on a breathalyzer was like 0.23 and i did not want to get any drunker
Sep 21 2013 7:46PM
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