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How to respond to a girl when she asks what you want in exchange for your completed study guide

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CosmicBrownie
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Above happened and now I'm stuck /claim
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pmw
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Your tic-tac dick
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TACO-DOG.exe
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a sleepover
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cowofawesome
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secks
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Willgum
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The satisfaction of knowing you helped out a fellow academic student
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corona
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ask for credit card information. money can be used to buy many females.
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BChaps1209
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what is op even trying to accomplish from this thread
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Kekambas.
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Her digits
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1337
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she has to teach you sex ed
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Aidan-G
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There's nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. This guy knows what I'm talking about
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CosmicBrownie
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Time is running out! These are all great but I still haven't decided. Guess I will blame my phone battery for the time being
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GIF
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It is not nearly as good if it's not in person dawg.
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El_Barto.
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Dinner. Dont be a moron
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CosmicBrownie
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You know, you're right. Tomorrow I'm going to pull the, "Sooooo.... about that study guide"
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Mag
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Well it's pretty obvious by how she says it.
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No.Quarter
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She is likely implying sex so she sounds like a sloot. Either make her do something completely retarded instead of sex or use multiple condoms and have sex.
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appa
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"i think you know what i want."

totally flip the script on her.
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Miomo
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Chicks dig that shit
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Wampire
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Make her watch you try on a whole bunch of cloths.
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CosmicBrownie
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But unless she really knew me (which she doesn't really) she isnt going to know anything I want and I feel like she'd think i'm being way straightforward about sex. Whether or not she's a sloot im unsure
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Huck_Norris
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Pfff. I can cook that myself. You know what I can't cook?































Her anus.
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skiierman
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Drop your dick on her desk and command her to write her name with it.
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Huck_Norris
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*your name on her face
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skiierman
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Dude, they're in a classroom. How the fuck do you expect her to write something on her face when there are no reflective surfaces for her to use?

Way to make it sound unrealistic.

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El_Barto.
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*my face in your ass
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Barefootin_Fiend
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^your name on her colon.
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Laurent.
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Terrible idea to double bag.

While there does not yet seem to be any scientific literature to support this stance, it comes from the advice of professionals who are most knowledgeable in the area of contraception and sexually transmitted disease (STD) prevention.

Their explanation is that during sex, an excessive amount of friction will occur between the two condoms and increase the likelihood of either, or both, condoms breaking. If you are scared just rely on the use of one thick condom meant for anal penetration.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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*your pee in her butt
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LoathesRaisins
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Well, me personally, I would tell her to screw off.
inb4 OP gets ghonorea(sp?)
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walterson
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OP ask her for a giraffe
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DeRizzo
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You've never told us how this mystery girl looks...
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noahmdubs
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this. pics are needed in order to give a good answer
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Jeebus.
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Two words, Blow Job.
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alex=
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quality response +K

would recommend to a friend
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Dr.Dickless
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this is some solid advice

it's like a romantic comedy way to meet
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RimJobber
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HEY! Thats my job...
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Malcolm
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"After your done studying that, you can study this"

And then point at your dick. If she gets grossed out, take out some study cue cards that you prepared in advance from your pocket. Hand them over and say "I meant these you silly goose!"
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Chewy.
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Let us see a picture.
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*ninja*
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op will bitch out and not do anything. my guess
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Simon.k
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Best one yet
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CosmicBrownie
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This is great. I think I will give it a go. Will keep thread updated if all goes well tomorrow
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Byron_tha_gr8
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We also need pics of said girl. For scientific research of course.
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Laurent.
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You have done this before.
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NPF
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Malcolm knows whats up!
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Bateman
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Sound advice.
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Jane6
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Awwwwh, you are adorable
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Bateman
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Too adorable. You're never getting laid with that kind of attitude.
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JAHpow
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Lol this reminds me of a video I saw where three guys had two prostitutes come over to their apartment but instead of doing it they convinced the ladies to reenact a scene from Braveheart. The guys were horses and the girls were the characters and had to ride around on them. It was hilarious.
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TechnoPotamus
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tell her you want waffles, tasty waffles!


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chacha33
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The study guide for the next chapter. Boom homework for life done
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Mag
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It's been right in front of us all along

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