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What have you gone to Jail for/Arrested for?

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Hamburgaler
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A local I know drove to the police station in his tractor and for 5 hours drove on top of 8 different cruisers.
Sep 17 2013 8:01AM
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Hamburgaler
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Haha best one literally had me laughing for 10 minutes
Sep 17 2013 10:36PM
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DeRizzo
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Or possibly all at the same time.
Sep 17 2013 10:43PM
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Gsince93
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Embeded.


Sep 17 2013 11:35PM
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Phil-X-
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Oh my god...Lawrence is that actually you?
Sep 17 2013 11:46PM
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Bateman
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Either that, or he based his story off of this video, thinking we would actually get it as this video is semi-viral. No? Anyhow thats pretty funny actually.
Sep 18 2013 3:23AM
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Hamburgaler
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Haha at the end he just throws the dildo right in his mouth
Sep 18 2013 6:52AM
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Laurent.
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It actually happened, I didn't base it off that video which is scary alike, only that lad also had some panties on him and some oral action which makes it much better then mine.
Sep 18 2013 7:32AM
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icculus.
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Funniest thread on newschoolers besides the goat stall 360-butter
Sep 18 2013 10:55AM
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Austin.ski
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Sep 18 2013 11:36AM
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Hamburgaler
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But why though, how do you ever think that thats a good idea
Sep 19 2013 3:55PM
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LoathesRaisins
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I guess renting disabled kids to get to the front of the lines at amusement parks is bad?
Sep 19 2013 4:44PM
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BLADEE
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nope it's good.
Sep 19 2013 5:10PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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Back when i was a minor I was pulled over randomly and was arrested for supposedly throwing rocks through car windows because my car matched the description of the one seen a week ago. I spent 3 days in juvy then was released on house arrest for 2 weeks even until I got a call telling me that all of my charges had been dropped because they found the idiots that actually did it. I never even got one, "hey, im sorry".
Fuck da police.
Sep 19 2013 5:31PM
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

^^ is he poor colored or ignorant

SUE for false imprisonment

Sep 19 2013 10:10PM
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CKpolicy
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that fucking blows
Sep 20 2013 11:44AM
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GayWolf420
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Sister had a party that got busted up by the sheriffs up here. Easily the dumbest cops I've ever met, though. They didn't have enough breathalyzer tubes so no one got a drinking ticket.
Sep 21 2013 12:10PM
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Hamburgaler
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Killed a man...
Dec 10 2013 1:42PM
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first_rodeo
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Yeah the story is so fabricated
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Dec 10 2013 3:06PM
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PeppermillReno
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You go to jail for doing stupid shit while on probation for other stupid shit.  And if you are black and wear football jerseys to court you go to jail for that.

All the bad shit I've done I've never been up against that line really.
Dec 10 2013 4:47PM
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first_rodeo
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i live in an ethnically diverse neighborhood and its ridiculous how badly some of my neighbors are discriminated against. like being a 20 year old white  kid the likelyness of getting convicted with a UPM or something petty is very slim, they just dumb your weed. but if i was a person of color they straight pick you up for walking off the sidewalk or shouting
Dec 10 2013 5:31PM
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corona
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took you 3 months to get a pair of cuffs to take a picture of?
Dec 10 2013 5:41PM
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corona
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also how'd you manage to have the cuffs cut on the broad side when they're on your wrist?
Dec 10 2013 5:47PM
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mski
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Murda
Dec 10 2013 6:01PM
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hippy.
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I didn't get away so SWIM isn't necessary..

I was 15 and was drunk and walking home and the squad car comes rolling up asking me to stop walking..Drunk at the time I decide to run..Cops calls other squad car around the corner I'm running, cop car blocks me and I decide to just stop running...Ended up with NO charges and NO fine..I would of been charged with underage consumption of alcohol, evading police, resisting arrest, and curfew because my neighborhood is like that..

Also one time I got pulled over with 7g of weed, cop took zip lock bag and dumped it into the dam..cool ass cop, but most likely because it's decriminalized in Ohio...
Dec 10 2013 6:19PM
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Benson.
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Never been arrested, but it's bound to happen sometime. Refer to "crazy cop stories" thread for my many great escapes.

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Dec 10 2013 6:31PM
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first_rodeo
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1.  cut the chain with the massive red bolt cutters--as seen on instagram photo @g6gus
    the wrist portion only dented when cut they wouldnt slice
2. none of my metal cutting hack saws would deal with nickle since it's ductile
3. friend went to hardware store and got titanium blade
4. sister cut the cuts off and managed to not slice my wrists

and in regards to the other comment i was just scrolling my threads
Dec 10 2013 7:02PM
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deleted5
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...........Click for larger image take another picture and flip it because i don't think there will be a serial number on it. #bullshit
Dec 10 2013 7:10PM
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first_rodeo
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beating a dead horse at this point
Dec 10 2013 7:35PM
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first_rodeo
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hashtagging is fucking lame-- do you want me to wake you up in the carinthia parking lot tomorrow morning?
Dec 10 2013 7:38PM
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corona
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what does a serial number have to do with it? anybody can buy those cuffs.


The part that really blows your story completely is getting out of the back of a cop car. The doors do not open from the inside. Unless you're in some bum fuck of nowhere country where the only cop car also doubles as the taxi, ambulance, fire truck, and hearse.
Dec 10 2013 7:44PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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damn, props for getting called out then backing up your shit.


Dec 10 2013 7:47PM
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first_rodeo
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i really dont know the door must have not closed completely.
they were in a rush to get all the frat douches from the 8-1 hammerfist fest that was going on.
they didnt even read me my miranda rights take info or anything before throwing me in the backseat

literally like the burning bush or Hadith of Gabriel significance in my belief in God. the cards lined up.
Dec 10 2013 8:00PM
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Benson.
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I think he's submitted enough proof, you're really just beating a dead horse at this point. The door was probably ajar or something, there are plenty of dumbass cops that might leave the door open, especially on a call as unimportant as a drunken party.
Dec 10 2013 8:33PM
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corona
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all he has is a pair of handcuffs that anyone can buy for 40 bucks

http://www.smith-wesson.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product4_750001_750051_764735_-1_757799_757797_757797_ProductDisplayErrorView_N


Plus even if a door is still ajar on a car it won't open. it would have to be completely not shut.



Anyways, someone on the internet says they
-got arrested
-officer didn't take down any info whatsoever in the arrest
-is put into the only cop car in North America that doesn't have locked back doors
-jumped out of the moving car with his arms cuffed with no damage to himself
-while cuffed manages to outrun a cop on foot, while he's in a car
-would have to get the one cop in North America who wouldn't love the opportunity to chase some punk down
-only has a pair of cuffs that anyone can buy to show for it
-says it was God's doing


sure.

I don't buy it, but whatever. believe what you want.
Dec 10 2013 8:53PM
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Benson.
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You know what I meant by ajar, stop being so technical. It's entirely possible that they were distracted by the 8 drunk assholes that were beating the shit out of him, and simply forgot to fully close the door. It's not as hard as you might think to get handcuffs in front of you if you're lanky, I've done it with real handcuffs before that belonged to my friend's dad who is an ex-detective/cop. It isn't difficult, slip them over your ass, scrunch up your legs, extend them behind your cuffed hands. Granted, I have orangutang arms, but still.

A lot of cops are out-of-shape, middle-aged men that are fat as fuck, and no, they probably aren't interested in investing the energy to chase a drunken asshole all the way across campus. Hell, a physically fit cop probably doesn't want that shit at whatever unholy hour of the night this took place at. I have less of a problem believing this story than that he went out and got a fake pair of cuffs and a hacksaw just to get a small amount of attention on NS. That's just me though, maybe people really do go to such elaborate lengths to stroke their E-peens.

You know what? You're probably right. It's an unlikely story, and I'm not sure I believe it myself. But he's submitted all the proof people have asked for, and I think we should at least stop talking shit about him regarding this incident even if we don't believe him.
Dec 10 2013 9:03PM
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PeppermillReno
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Of course.

Black people get screwed.  Most can't afford the court fees they have to pay for complete bullshit there's plenty of black folks in prison for not paying their 100 a month supervision costs.
Dec 10 2013 9:16PM
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first_rodeo
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my friend and his dad got pulled over in Delaware where weed is like straight felony,
anyways my friend and his formerly a corrections officer dad spent the night in county 
Dec 10 2013 10:26PM
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Sno.
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I have never been arrested. knocking on wood.
Dec 10 2013 10:34PM
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deleted5
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because i have the story of the crime, and saved the picture of number. I can now contact the police and find out where and when they were stolen (if they were) with the serial number, and help them get this criminal. :) The ultimate test of finding out if it was true or not.
Dec 11 2013 12:49AM
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deleted5
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Also you realize you can buy a hand cuff key for like a 1$ at most hardware stores.
Dec 11 2013 12:53AM
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hippy.
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Oh shit hahaha threads for when zzz gets rodeo arrested again..
Dec 11 2013 8:19AM
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Hamburgaler
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If you walk into a hardware store with handcuffs on, the cops will be there before you can find the key isle
Dec 12 2013 11:26AM
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deleted5
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Face-palm , who cut the handcuffs off him? You think instead of using a saw, he could have used his car to go get a handcuff key. Just letting him know in case it happens again.
Dec 12 2013 12:21PM
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mmallender.
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better yet, keep a key on you at all times, definitely a solid plan, no way it could backfire whatsoever
Dec 13 2013 3:20PM
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qbehr
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junior Year of high school we were having a party at my buddies apartment, about 2 hours into being there i was really really high and i got a call from one of my friends telling me there was no more parking on the street so i left the apartment to direct him to park on the backside of the apartment where there is an olive garden. he parks and i stay there and light my spliff once again. thats when i hear a loud BOOOOM and glass breaking everywhere and a black truck peels out from the other side of olive garden and the alarm is ringing. i was a little rattled and kept minding my own business, about 2 minutes after the car leaving about 7-8 cop cars come flying into this empty parking lot and surround me with guns and a lady cop grabs me and puts me in handcuffs and frisks me and they start asking all these questions. I AM PARANOID AS FUCK at this point cause i am thinking that they are gunna get me for smoking weed, well turns out eventually they realized that i wasnt the right guy and i was way too high to rob an olive garden, so they let me go apologized for the inconvenience and let me go. then i went home and slept, just another case of being at the wrong place at the wrong time
Dec 13 2013 4:37PM
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NBCskier
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Blacked drunk in college. Tryin to find my way home. Would occasional post up on a parked car to rest. Someone saw me and thought I was attempting to break in. Cop rolls up outta nowhere. Throws me in cuffs and hits me with attempted vehicle prowl. Charges dropped cause I was for real innocent.
Dec 13 2013 9:30PM
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statuswhitegirl
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blacked out the first night back at school in Plattsburgh, pissed on a wall right outside a bar, arrested. A week later took a piss on the dance floor of the same bar, banned for life.
Dec 13 2013 10:46PM
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Hamburgaler
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statuswhitegirlblacked out the first night back at school in Plattsburgh, pissed on a wall right outside a bar, arrested. A week later took a piss on the dance floor of the same bar, banned for life.


Lol seems like you just piss on everything
Dec 2 2014 8:56AM
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JahLiam
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didn't get arrested, but a while ago me and a buddy drove to this olive garden in our black van, and we went in to go steal some cash (both of us were broke). we see the lights of a car and thought it was a cop, so we broke the window, and with a loud BOOOM we drove off. it turns out that the headlights were just some kid and his friend smoking a spliff, but im pretty sure they got put in cuffs as we made our getaway
Dec 2 2014 9:35AM
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iH8pow
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Most recent...
I took out this girl for the first time to A-Basin. It was early season so it pretty much sucked, long 45 minute lines, short runs. We did a couple, and grabbed a couple beers. I had an IPA and a Coors. On our next run, she hurt her knee. I didn't have service at A-Basin and had to call my boss about something, so I figured we should go to Keystone/Dillon and get lunch so I could make the phone call. Driving between A-Basin and Keystone, I got pulled over. Officer says he smells alcohol, I said yeah I had some drinks but I'm good. He had me get out, gave me the roadside sobriety test, breathalyzed me but wouldn't tell me what I blew. He has me get back in my car, goes into his car, comes back out and tells me to get out and put my hands behind my back and cuffs me. Says I'm under arrest for suspicion of DWAI (it's not a DUI because it's below the legal limit but has to be over .05, or if they can prove you're stoned which I wasn't). They ask the girl if she can drive my car to wherever, she's scared shitless since she was drinking with me (and had a bloody) and is smaller so she says no and they tell her she has to get a ride. They took me down to the station, gave me the official alcohol test. I passed it, and asked them what I blew at the side of the road which he said .049. So at this point, I'm free to go he says he'll give me a ride to anywhere except my car since there's still alcohol in my system so it would be a liability. So I met back up with the girl, had to get a taxi ride up Loveland pass to get my car... fun day.
For what it's worth, he said I was going 62 in a 40 (I was just coasting downhill) but I didn't get any charges. I've barely held onto my license for the past few years, so all in all it would have been way worse if I would have actually just gotten the speeding ticket.
Seems like when shitty things happen to you on a date, you get a second date either out of pity or maybe they actually do kinda like you.

and if you feel like reading more, when they told me I passed and no charges and that they'd give me a ride to wherever I need to be (except my car), they told me they had to handcuff me as protocol in the car even though I wasn't under arrest. Right before I got handcuffed, I checked my phone and had 10 texts. One was from my roommate who I rent my house to and don't charge a damage deposit. He's upset at me for leaving the dog out of the kennel and it shit in my carpet. Then I got cuffed and was just steaming during the car ride. Needless to say, I unleashed all hell on him when I got dropped off and could make the call.
Dec 2 2014 9:57AM
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