What have you gone to Jail for/Arrested for?

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1. Being hammered and almost pulling off the perfect lie but then for some reason I took out my wallet 2 minutes after I told the female (LOL!) officer that I had lost it along with my ID. She saw it and cuffed me. I was back out partying 2 hours later (good ol' Plymouth State).

2. Sticking 2,000+ plastic forks in the HS lawn for a senior prank. It was perfect except that I didn't realize the town started doing patrols after 1 AM the week before. I tried running, both friends got away and I got a gun pulled on me.

3. Rolling around in the snow outside someone's house in PC. The people inside called the cops because they were worried for me since I only had on a t-shirt and pants. I don't remember this so it's obviously a lie.

4. Technically didn't get arrested but I was pulled out of class by a cop, questioned and then by the principal, superintendent and the chief of police... for riding this through the hallways of my HS on the first day of classes

Sep 17 2013 9:18AM

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God I remember that...

Well done sir.

Sep 17 2013 9:24AM

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Mag

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This story still makes me piss myself.

Also,

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5zsLRiGTcIk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5zsLRiGTcIk

Someone embed please

Sep 17 2013 9:49AM

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TechnoPotamus

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bar fight. arrested, spent the night and next day in jail. charges ended up getting dropped because I didn't start it.

stupidest thing ever. don't get in fights, it's so idiotic and everybody loses in the end.

Sep 17 2013 9:50AM

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Aidan-G

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Apparently punching toddlers is "frowned upon" by law enforcement

Sep 17 2013 10:16AM

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i fell asleep on the subway in NYC at 3:30am, and didn't have ID on me so i spent 3 days in Brooklyn central booking before i saw a judge who then let me go. #thuglife

Sep 17 2013 10:50AM

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That's why I just talk big and am really just a bitch

Sep 17 2013 10:59AM

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SWIM got arrested for:

Manufactured distribution of a controlled substance in a school or park zone.

Reckless driving/speeding - 144 mph in a 55 mph zone.

Interference with a peace officer for arguing with a cop who would not permit entry back in to a bar where the fish's credit card was at the bar on an open tab. The fish had stepped out for two minutes to smoke a cigarette. Douche bag cop just expected the fish to leave the credit card there without paying his tab. Cop was a huge douche.

Sep 17 2013 11:12AM

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daannnnieel

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I have been cuffed a couple times due to the people I have been with. Luckily both times I had nothing on me and had done nothing wrong.

Almost got arrested for blazing on top of a school, had to run away from that with all of my friends weed, in separate bags in one hand and his three foot bong in the other. I'm incredibly surprised I didn't get caught for that.

At my ski hill cops pulled up on us as we were walking up the road, told us to poor out our booze. I'm carrying an freshly opened 2-6 in one hand and a bottle of beer in the other, poor out beer, friend runs. Cops get out to try and chase but they had no chance. He jumped into a snow bank and took off.

A few buddies and I were smoking weed and setting off fireworks in my neighborhood, may or may not have had a fight and hit a few houses. Cops rolled by with light flashing and went to my neighbors house of which we may have hit with a loud bang.

Sep 17 2013 11:21AM

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When I was in highschool some friends and I were out at the public golf course in the middle of the night drinking beer and diving for balls when one guy decided to go drive the range cart around with the lights on. The police promptly showed up and we took off running in our underwear and lost them by climbing up in a tree. Then later on that night we walked to the gas station to call for a ride and someone called the cops because there was a bunch of half naked kids out in the middle of the night and they showed upand arrested us. Didn't get charged with anything but the guy who was driving the cart was forced to change schools by his parents.

Sep 17 2013 11:27AM

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TOM GOT ARRESTED!!!

Sep 17 2013 11:28AM

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At 17) Left holiday dinner drunk-- Hauled ass to deliver GOODS to customer 2 hours away. Pedal to floor trying to pass dangerous truck and radar catches Trooper instead of ripping it to an exit pulled over

controlled substance with intent charge ---- Young Ambitious first time offender, expensive attorney

At 20) visiting friend at another school

Siena Lacrosse house party, dumb bro kept spraying beer all over.

He wouldnt stop, then they wouldnt fight me.

So my other friend smashes their big bay window, i was drunk and slow to react so i take another brick and end the party

Turns into a foot chase then a 8 on 1 beatdown, i offer the kids $200 and an Zip to let me go

But they were F__'s and held me for police

Then beligerantly drunk i jump out of a moving cop car get my cuffs infront of me

run all over campus for help, and every person tried being a vigilante against me

I slept with them until someone could go to the store and get nickel cutting hacksaw

Sep 17 2013 11:39AM

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holy shit you win

Sep 17 2013 11:44AM

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Mag

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This haha

Also not me, but when I was younger, my brother got called in for being a suspected terrorist when he was 13 after enquiring about buying vast amounts of fertilizer, I mean what the fuck, how many 13 year olds are terrorists.

Sep 17 2013 12:08PM

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TechnoPotamus

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how did you end up getting the actual cuffs off though?

wild

Sep 17 2013 12:11PM

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corona

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not to doubt your story, but how does one manage to jump out of a moving cop car when the doors can't open from the inside?

also obviously the car wasn't going very fast, so it would have been seconds before the cop was out of the car and running after you. how did you manage to outrun the cop when you're unable to use your hands?

Sep 17 2013 12:17PM

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corona

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also what does nickle have to do with it? handcuffs are steel.

Sep 17 2013 12:19PM

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This is what I am wondering.. and anyone else whos been cuffed in the back of a police car would agree with me that sitting with your hands cuffed behind your back makes it nearly impossible to shift around, let alone open a door in the back of a cop car.

They also would have gotten your information prior to putting you in the car I believe

Sep 17 2013 12:32PM

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I'm calling bullshit on this story. While i know it's possible to get the cuffs in front of you because i've done it, but you wouldn't have been able to open the doors as they don't open from the inside. Plus, they'd already have your info, so they would have picked you up in no time flat....even if you did manage to out run them while in cuffs...which is highly unlikely. basically, you lie!

Sep 17 2013 12:42PM

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daannnnieel

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Calllllled out!

Sep 17 2013 12:48PM

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Phil-X-

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^ he also says he slept with them on until he was able to cut them the next morning, and in that picture you see them cut, but with no irritation on his wrist, everyone knows that shit digs in hard

Sep 17 2013 12:48PM

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hahah yeah fucking right.

Sep 17 2013 12:50PM

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That's the part that i don't believe there are bars on the back of the windows, and you can't move hand cuffs from the back to the front. at 1:12 i tried that with cuffs on but in the video his hands are 3 feet apart and on the cop cuff you hands are about 3 incs apart.

Sep 17 2013 1:06PM

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it is possible - i've done it. but everything else in the tale is bullshit.

Sep 17 2013 1:14PM

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Me, my brother and a friend hotboxed his car in a dead end street that turned out to be where a drug dealer lived so we got the cops called on us but we got away with a warning.
Me and a friend in Italy went to pick up 60$ of bud from the town next to us that had all the good weed. We show up at the plaza on my friends 50cc moped and they give us directions to the random country road they were dealing at that day. We get there and they hand me a bag with 6 dimes in it and as I get on the moped my friends sees the cops in his mirror so we start booking it. The cops start to chase us but once I throw the weed after a couple seconds they realize we're not the dealers so they stop and go after the dealers so we keep mobbing, then pull into a fat olive grove to hide out. We hide the bike and all sneakily work our way back to where I tossed the weed. We pick it up and book it back to the bike. Then we hide the weed in the seat of his bike and go through a couple olive groves and end up on another country road. We made it home safe but it was a crazy ass experience. If you run from cops in southern Italy and they catch you you get you're ass beat.

Sep 17 2013 1:34PM

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Phil-X-

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Yea but sitting in the back of a squad car on those hard as hell seats and minimal room because of the divider?

Sep 17 2013 1:35PM

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unless you had a SERE Belt i call bull shit

Sep 17 2013 1:43PM

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Bateman

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only in america

Sep 17 2013 2:27PM

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Every group of friends needs a fall guy. lol.

Sep 17 2013 2:33PM

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@th1337

Depends on what car... some have pretty nice leg room.

Sep 17 2013 2:40PM

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go look at my first instagram photo @g6gus

i have my friend cutting the cuffs in bolt cutters with me in a dress shirt

that story is not a claim, its just shit luck

my belief in God is certain after the luck that i had

I just had this weird feeling and try to open the door "CLICK" i was gone

The chains of the handcuffs cut clean with bolt cutters but the handcuffs took forever with a hacksaw since the metal is ductile and streches before it breaks

i have two nasty scars on both wrists

Sep 17 2013 2:50PM

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they are nickel plated so you cant clean cut them

the metal just streches out for like half an inch

Sep 17 2013 2:52PM

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mmallender.

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blackout drunk and almost naked running around north vancouver.

Sep 17 2013 2:53PM

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@th1337

Yeah if a god exists, he def. wasted his time making sure some douche bag could escape outta the back of a cop car... you know while he's watching over ALL THAT EXISTS.

Sep 17 2013 3:06PM

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Not true, nice try though, anyone who has been in the back of a cruiser knows it doesnt work like that. Plus youre already in their system by that point. Your story is completely false, and flawed.

Sep 17 2013 3:17PM

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yeah, i don't know about all of that...i did it from the comfort of my living room.

zzzz - i don't know why you think you need a belt to do it? I can do that without a belt. Maybe you just have short little stumpy arms?

Sep 17 2013 3:17PM

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I'm not going to argue with you, watch the video, look at how much force that guy needed to get it under his back. maybe you had on those shitty 10$ pink fluffy handcuffs. but you really think they would make cuffs that criminals can slip out of from their backs?

Sep 17 2013 3:22PM

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well, if by shitty $10 pink fluffy handcuffs you mean official police handcuffs, then yes. did you ever stop to think that not everyone has the same length arms in proportion to their body? and not everyone has a big ass that they have to try and slip the cuffs over? i don't really care if you believe me or not, but I'm telling you that it is possible to do. i've done it.

can you not interlock your fingers/hands behind your back and slip them down over your ass and step through them?

Sep 17 2013 3:35PM

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not trying to claim. that is an old story that i only tell one in a while.

Ask NS user MOTES he is the one i visited at Siena

The cops did not take any info from me. they just put me in the car to get the Pissed off dudes off me

THe handcuffs were super tight so i had to be elastic in fetal position to get them in front of me

NO RIGHTS READ OR ANYTHING before putting me in the car

THE DOOR clicked open and i was mid rugby season so great shape

Sep 17 2013 3:36PM

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Got arrested a few weeks ago for boating while intoxicated. Me and a buddy were riding our stand up jet skis back home just before sunset and the cop pulled me and a buddy over for no navigation lights like 5 minutes after sunset and a quarter mile from our cove. Granted, we were cruising at wide open throttle at like 50mph and riding damn standups, so we obviously weren't too impaired. We both spent a couple hours in jail. Shit kinda sucked.

Sep 17 2013 4:16PM

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boating while intoxicated is actually legal (to a certain extent) here in Norway. god bless

Sep 17 2013 4:17PM

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the only run in i had with the police was when i was 16.

me and two friends were walking to a corner store at lunch time (the popular one everyone hung out at near our school). there was a delivery truck in front and a dolly was sitting outside the front of the store with boxes of wine on it. being the opportunistic idiots that we were, me and my friend told our other friend (who we knew would do something like this) to just grab one and we'd walk away, casually. so that's exactly what we did.

but 10 minutes later, we hear a car screeching up to us and it's the owner of the corner store, a little asian man, yelling at us. of course we get spooked, drop the wine, and run.

but a couple of days later, a trip to the principals office and a talk with police was about all we got after they had managed to identify us. the owner was cool enough and didn't want to charge us (also since he did get all his wine back), but we were banned from going there for a year.

that was the only time i encountered the police. it was a scare, but nothing came of it

then there was this other time where an ambulance showed up at my house because me and my friend were jumping off my roof into the pool (and i guess neighbors called the cops like we were suicidal). but that's a different story...

Sep 17 2013 4:26PM

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last fall, CHP lied about my speed on radar, used a dog to get into my trunk, and hit me with transportation coming out of Cali hills, enough for $60k set bail...
1st offense, got really lucky, didn't get past booking cell, out by end of 1st day. took a plea for 60days jail time, but in CA you only do half time and they ended up putting me in a day work program and since I live out of state they let me camp in a state park with a gps ankle monitor. worst thing is that I can't smoke for 3-4 years and the local drug counseling racketeers are swindling $3k from me.

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