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Christmas present for the girlfriend

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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
Well, I have a girlfriend and I am at a complete loss at what to get her christmas. What do you think would be a good idea for a present. Keep in mind that i have a limited budget, try to keep it under $75. Also, try to keep it clean... no sex toys or anything like that
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Nov 27 2004 5:33PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
my brothers rich ass bought his g/f a $2500 engagement ring











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 27 2004 5:35PM
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mark.p
Posts: 1422 - Karma: 10
lol... wow... i'm not quite at that level... try again
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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
Nov 27 2004 5:35PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
a dildo, maybe a vibrator or some anal beads











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 27 2004 5:39PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
im sorry, i just had to do it











holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL



I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Nov 27 2004 5:42PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
grateful dead golden road box set. i'm sure you could find it for under $75 if you tried hard enough. try ebay.


-teddy
WWTJSD?
Nov 27 2004 5:50PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
just remeber if u get her a good present then you will get a good present:)
Nov 27 2004 5:56PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,144
$2500 is cheap for an engagement ring, if you ask me. $6000 would be a lot. And wait until you see what she spends on her wedding dress... and she's only going to wear that ONCE. At least she never takes off her rings.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
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Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
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Always...
Nov 27 2004 6:03PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
until the divorce, and she may still kee pit on even then


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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Nov 27 2004 6:09PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
umm... lets see mark. i say get her some jewelry. girls love that. and a nice sweater. haha
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Nov 27 2004 6:11PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
broads dig tiffany jewelery

(tom)

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Nov 27 2004 6:15PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
if shes got a heavy flow, just buy her tampons




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Nov 27 2004 6:16PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
jewelry is overrated and a waste at souch a young age...be creative, girls love that too! I have made a movie before; the response was pretty intense...haha
(I also made shirts, paper flowers for every single day we've been together and shit like that)









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
Nov 27 2004 6:16PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
does anyone else find it odd that he doesn't want something dirty, but his icon is 'Ride Fat Chicks'



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
Nov 27 2004 6:17PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
- Mp3 player (get one with an armband so they can use it to workout)
- Gift card to a spa so she can get a manacure, pedicure, massage or facial
- Her favorite chick flics. I bought 'When a man loves a woman', 'sleepless in seatle' and 'Father of the bride' for my girl recently. Just check and see what she likes
- Take her to a comedy show, musical, play.
Nov 27 2004 6:31PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
chocolate
Nov 27 2004 6:33PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
^he's good







-Chloe



skiing=radical
Nov 27 2004 6:34PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
take her shopping, thats not bad, plus you get to spend even more time with her. this also is good for you because then the next time that buying her a gift comes up, you already will know what to get her. i think that sonds like a good idea, and i just thought of it off of the top of my head, im good.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Nov 27 2004 6:58PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Thats seems like a pretty good idea...Im at a loss what to get my girlfriend for christmas too and it was just her birthday a little while ago so im at a loss. For her birthday i got her a nice necklace and a picture frame and i put picture of us in it and then closed it back up and next time we went to the mall i got her some matching earrings. I thought i did pretty well haha.
Nov 27 2004 7:01PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
Also. . .
Last year i gave subs for xmass. I installed them while she was at work and she freaked out when she came out and started up her car and it went boom boom boom.
Nov 27 2004 7:03PM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
buy her sex heehee
SKI FOR LIFE!



If it was easy it would be called snowboarding.

WHITEWATER



Nov 27 2004 7:04PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
cd's/vinyl/whatever something musical.
books are good
spend it on dinner or doing some else fun like going skiing somewhere
diamonds
candy




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 27 2004 7:11PM
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line1260ski
Posts: 88 - Karma: 10
go to a garage sale and buy a pair of skis then spraypaint her name on em'

Itll cost ya about 10 bucks too
Nov 27 2004 7:16PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Flowers and candy maybe
Nov 27 2004 7:17PM
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ArmadaFreerider8
Posts: 4565 - Karma: 10
yeah girls love tiffany jelewry for some reason, my g/f picked out some braclet she wanted
Nov 27 2004 7:59PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
apparantely synthetic diamonds are dirt cheap. just something i heard somewhere, no clue if it's true or not.
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Nov 27 2004 8:08PM
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skierbabe420
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jewelry is kinda stereotypical, i would make something, that is so cool. like if you can knit, knit her a scarf or hat, or if your really ambitious a sweater. if your artistic draw/paint a nice picture of something shes into. what ever it is make it personal

~Ashley







*NWFT*







Got snow??
Nov 27 2004 8:19PM
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Pavesi
Posts: 628 - Karma: 10
dude never take her shopping for a present unless u have a huge walet
Nov 27 2004 8:42PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
i design jewelry. message me on what kind of piece you're looking to have done and i'll give you a price estimate, but i can definately do pretty good stuff under $75


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Nov 27 2004 8:45PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
My GF is obsessed with this FOM stuff at brookstone and they have heart pillow with it that I think i'll get her. She's fuckking obsessed.


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Nov 27 2004 10:50PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
make her something.







'Hahha, I like the humpie guy! He's funny. I forget his name again even though he told me. But I know he has a humping icon and is funny like pizza.' -SDot
Nov 27 2004 10:52PM
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ShitSlam5
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
just buy her a box of trojans, i think that she will get the hint.
Nov 27 2004 10:52PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
FOM pillows rock hardcore



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Nov 27 2004 10:53PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
a silver tiffany's bracelet
*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI

i've seen alotta real good bitches go down
Nov 27 2004 10:53PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Crank up your mind, write a song, and ROCK HER FUCING SOCKS OFF!
AK BC SESH
Nov 27 2004 10:55PM
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thejackamo
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 11
^^dude, give me 3 days and some decent sterling, and i could make a tiffany bracelet.

not saying i'd want to do it, though. those links are bitches to bend and finish.


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Nov 28 2004 1:34AM
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swissskipunk
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
get her some nice underwear. girls like that and you have something from it too. but i recommend to give her a gift card so she can choose.
Nov 28 2004 1:51AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
FOM pillows are honestly..... heaven. Last year when they first came out I bought like 5 for 40$ each and now they are like 10$.




-Lauren



I dropped out of high school to ski.
Nov 28 2004 10:03AM
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FUJATIVE24
Posts: 241 - Karma: 8
have your granny make some socks, that always gets the ladies on their good side





CHA CHING

BLING BLING
Nov 28 2004 10:13AM
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chowbox
Posts: 317 - Karma: 10
J.D._May = kid with a rich daddy or mommy
Nov 28 2004 10:31AM
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LittleDevil720
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A cake



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Nov 28 2004 11:31AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
break up with her before then after say you made a big mistake and get back, then you can mack in on christmas vacation and don't have to fork over a present
Nov 28 2004 12:21PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
umm buy her somehthiing cheap and pracitical



'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
Nov 28 2004 12:27PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
get her mittens and a dildo, if she doesn't like the mittens she can go fuck herself.
.at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
Nov 28 2004 12:39PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
haha




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www.naishsails.com
www.pro-limit.com
Nov 28 2004 6:22PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i tried the 'take her out for shopping' last year... i dropped so much cash, but i did get laid
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Nov 28 2004 7:20PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
mittens are always good
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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Nov 28 2004 7:39PM
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InfernoHits
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I took my gf to a broadway play for her birthday.. Still haven't been layed
Nov 28 2004 8:11PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
^ that only works if she likes plays...


SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
Nov 28 2004 8:16PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i'm makin mine dinner, playin her a song on my guitar, giving her a book, and then the rest of the night is spent with rough sex... seems to work quite well
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Nov 28 2004 9:03PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
i don't even want to think about this yet.

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