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FML NS.

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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 16,983
I've possible just had the worst day ever.

Lost my wallet. So credit/debit cards, drivers license, all those things that you keep for memories sake. Also, my student ID which i got yesterday that costs $40 to replace.

Got and oral infection.

Got a $100 parking ticket for parking outside the doctor's surgery in a place i have parked all my life and they have only just implemented new parking laws.

I was meant to be going for dinner at my cousins place and i sent her a message at 2pm saying i couldnt because i am too sick. Turns out the message didnt go through and she she text me at the time i was mean to be going saying "Where are you? Ready to eat!"

Oh and during making this thread i burned my fries i was making because i was making this thread.

Safe to say worst day ever.

Please cheer me the fuck up NS.





Sep 16 2013 2:25PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
you are sick... so you decide to eat fries.... maybe you should eat some fruits you fatty
Sep 16 2013 2:30PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
I have to fart in class. We're learning about chemical explosions...
Sep 16 2013 2:31PM
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JAHpow
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Do it, then just say "Science!"
Sep 16 2013 2:32PM
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VIEBS.
Posts: 76 - Karma: 158
Doesn't matter, had sex
Sep 16 2013 2:36PM
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E__
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Yay for science! We're talking about birth/death rates, hopefully my fart creates neither.



Yeah my prof has ADD.
Sep 16 2013 2:38PM
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trill
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Sep 16 2013 2:42PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Just remember OP...


Things can get...



much







much









much














much













worse.
Sep 16 2013 2:45PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Be happy!

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Sep 16 2013 2:46PM
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errrka
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Hey at least you weren't in the Navy Yard in DC today!
Sep 16 2013 2:46PM
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Aidan-G
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the bartender gives it to her
Sep 16 2013 2:47PM
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MontanaMountains
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at least you dont have aids
Sep 16 2013 2:50PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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You could be an african...just saying...
Sep 16 2013 2:52PM
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JAHpow
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Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.
Sep 16 2013 2:56PM
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Jane6
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Lol did you get an oral infection from tulip girl???
Sep 16 2013 4:08PM
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VIEBS.
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ya he did haha
Sep 16 2013 4:11PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Quite possibly, yes.
Sep 16 2013 4:14PM
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Jane6
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hahahah I'm so sorry to hear that :(



Sep 16 2013 4:54PM
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SEEL
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Sep 16 2013 5:19PM
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PizzaKid
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http://www.novafm.com.au/station/national/viral-fix/video/guy-tries-pay-60-parking-fine-silver-coins Could be a good idea to turn your parking ticket into some fun
Sep 16 2013 5:22PM
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JAHBRADOR
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hahaha, pretty much this is how im feeling right now.
Sep 16 2013 6:00PM
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maximiliaan
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jezus christ!
Sep 16 2013 6:02PM
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Laurent.
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r.i.p. headphone users.
Sep 16 2013 6:22PM
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Chunter
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how has somebody not quoted this and complained yet?
Sep 16 2013 7:09PM
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TannerBalls
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The worst part will be when I tell all my friends to karma grape you!
Sep 16 2013 7:14PM
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NotGhood
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You could be a Muslim living in Quebec.

-Canada out
Sep 16 2013 7:19PM
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Jeebus.
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No bacon? fuck that.
Sep 16 2013 7:22PM
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Spinoza
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Burned my fries

First world pains
Sep 16 2013 7:24PM
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NinetyFour
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He almost burned a pizza and killed himself one time to:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/714035/
Sep 16 2013 7:33PM
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Spinoza
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I miss Bill Nye, and TacoDog.
Sep 16 2013 7:35PM
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MEDSKI.XXX
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Bitch, you need to take control of your motherfucking oven.
Sep 16 2013 7:40PM
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RimJobber
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4 broken ribs and 3 fractured vertebrae about a week ago. They still hurt :(
Sep 16 2013 8:56PM
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VIEBS.
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that was terrifying
Sep 17 2013 4:17AM
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gwhitey
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literally made this same motion holy fuck.
Sep 18 2013 12:22AM
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*ninja*
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well i just fucked up to on snapchat sent some noods to my mom. shit. jk
Sep 18 2013 12:42AM
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Dr.Dickless
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I like your style, kid
Sep 18 2013 12:49AM
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Dr.Dickless
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YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!!!!!!

asshole
Sep 18 2013 12:50AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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damn +k and vibes ++++
Apr 3 2020 9:05PM
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JAHBRADOR
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 16,983
Still have PTSD and hourly therapy from this day.



thanks for the +k & vibes

**This post was edited on Apr 3rd 2020 at 9:17:18pm
Apr 3 2020 9:16PM
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bananabrains
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JAHBRADORStill have PTSD and hourly therapy from this day.



thanks for the +k & vibes

**This post was edited on Apr 3rd 2020 at 9:17:18pm


No worries, it's obvious that you emerged way stronger and steezier from surviving such a traumatic day.
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