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I'm old and washed up...

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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
...so i'm going to just try to be the stoniest looking skier on the mountain this winter and wear full tilts, tranny find, and nose butter until the kids accept me.
12 years ago
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BigSteve69
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,105
do you even smoke pot?
12 years ago
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hank_hill
Posts: 1273 - Karma: 218
don't forget your blind 2s and cork 5's with 5 yards of fabric flapping in the breeze
12 years ago
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~Gotama~
Posts: 821 - Karma: 3,160
sounds like fun. i love tranny finding, nose butters, and being a stoner
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
this
12 years ago
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gingersteeze270
Posts: 358 - Karma: 784
Haha I enjoy this
12 years ago
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,740
solid choices my good ser
12 years ago
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,552
fuck pot
12 years ago
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-WZ-
Posts: 3600 - Karma: 6,582
goodluck OP
12 years ago
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,376
you have my full support; a tip of the hat to you'sah
12 years ago
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5248 - Karma: 54,137
an accurate summary of my freestyle skiing ability
12 years ago
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
Dude, are you making fun of me?

Can a 30 year old wear Saga?
12 years ago
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RubberSoul
Posts: 11249 - Karma: 14,642
throw in some reverts and shuffles. maybe pivot your skis a bit every now and then on rails
12 years ago
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
Eventually, everyone gets to the point where they realize that nose dragging or doing 50 variations on the flat box is way cooler than anything else you could do on it.
12 years ago
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Iraq_Lobster
Posts: 1866 - Karma: 4,903
aint nothin wrong with that. better than slamming you head on the knuckle trying to huck doubles
12 years ago
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
i hear you man. the amount of knuckles im going to hit and 270's onto flat boxes is going to be absurd
12 years ago
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Slowly starting to only do backflips and 7's with a mute. I'm already becoming that awesome old guy who still rips. But I'm only 21 :(
12 years ago
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blazeonyia
Posts: 364 - Karma: 1,449
Same here.  Embrace it.  I have found solace in lifestyle changes, ie, switching from pbr to bourbon, and switching from nose 5's to spread eagle variations.  Some people say the spread eagle is making a comeback.  But how can it be making a comeback when it's already here?
12 years ago
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
me gusta


when i grow up, i want to be just like you
12 years ago
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GANDALF
Posts: 6312 - Karma: 6,706
i'll be skiing all the pow
12 years ago
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
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12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37964 - Karma: 127,983
Spliffs and cliffs, my dude. Spliffs and cliffs.
12 years ago
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TotallyTrevor
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 26,428
you gotta drink more caffeine man
12 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
my dads 50 and he wears an og 08/09 saga suit haha
12 years ago
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
the good life
12 years ago
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
thats fucking rad.
12 years ago
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methscratchface
Posts: 1204 - Karma: 4,446
real skiers use meth, wear rear entry boots, and rock some denim
12 years ago
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walterson
Posts: 450 - Karma: 2,373
thats terrifying
12 years ago
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hemlockjibber8
Posts: 6000 - Karma: 3,690
I think that means you are a young guy that sucks. Just kidding. As long as your having a good time...and you act hard as fuck in the lift line
12 years ago
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JuliusJ
Posts: 3778 - Karma: 2,106
Or that :( thats ok I have fun doing it.
12 years ago
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 867
how dare you. it never left
12 years ago
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the.ghost
Posts: 117 - Karma: 190
You can't be me homie...I'm already that guy...we should prolly hang out and puff tho
12 years ago
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PositiveSpin
Posts: 113 - Karma: 690
My friend just turned 30, asked me if he could still wear his Saga. He still thinks he's fresh.
12 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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12 years ago
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NoSkillsCrew
Posts: 1209 - Karma: 2,155
Old man life. Scremens off of cliffs into pow and tranny finding everything. This is going to be my first year not having access to a park or even wanting to be in one.
12 years ago
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KSHRED
Posts: 25 - Karma: 48
newschoolers; one of the few forum sites where smoking the herb is accepted, love it.
12 years ago
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Does anybody do a spread eagle 3? Sounds pretty gnarly.
12 years ago
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
you forgot to thrown in tail taps off of everything
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
PM me if you make it out to CO. We should hang.
12 years ago
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oil.
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,257
im a 16 year old kid who cant do much in terms of these newschool shenanigans, so im going to do really simple tricks and make them "style"
12 years ago
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Woodchuck
Posts: 32 - Karma: 70
I skied a lot as a kid in the 70s and 80s, but came late to the park scene at age 36.  The learning curve has been long and steep, but every time I land a new trick I feel like a kid again. And I guess that is why I still ski park.

There is a great interview with Forest Bailey in the September issue of Transworld Snowboarding.  The guy asked him what he's looking for in snowboarding.  He said one of the reasons is it keeps him young.  "It's just about trying to stay youthful.  Being a kid is being happy, so I think that's a big part of it too.  It's the search for eternal youth."

So chin up dude, and keep the shred alive!
12 years ago
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N.L.
Posts: 2420 - Karma: 2,749
just keep the fattys fat and them butters steezy, and youll never wash up, its all in your brain.
12 years ago
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,410
Aw shiiiiiit mane. That sounds like a good idea
12 years ago
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bernierosow
Posts: 273 - Karma: 1,676
This all sounds well and good, but don't be a pussy just cause you're old and cant do dubs.  You gotta step to the random 100'er every once in a while.  Just to show the kiddies that you might be old and washed up but your balls are still just as big as ever.
12 years ago
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the.ghost
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...and gonna add an inch to my tall-t every year because I've earned it..haha..Had to bump this. I got in a fight with my girl about the size of my clothes last night (apparently she thinks I'm too old for a 2x) and all I could think about was this thread. I just kept yelling "what kind of asshole buys pants that actually fit him!?!"
12 years ago
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McSlay
Posts: 651 - Karma: 1,182
Everyones figuring out my secret
12 years ago
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Im scared to age over 25. only 4 years to go as well, shit!
12 years ago
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
sooooooo washed up
12 years ago
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fghtoffyrdmns
Posts: 3003 - Karma: 6,951
lol
12 years ago
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jblaski
Posts: 5568 - Karma: 1,115
Pretty sure you've been the stoniest looking kid on the hill since I've known you.


PS, come out to Utah this year!
12 years ago
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