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Security Guard encounters

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Culture+
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+cult "look at his fat neck"

security "look who it is my favorite 3 boys, get out of the parking garage"


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tell me urs loser
or maybe you dont get kicked out of everywhere you go

Sep 15 2013 12:35PM
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Austin.ski
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wtf
Sep 15 2013 12:38PM
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GuacamoleMane
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wut
Sep 15 2013 12:38PM
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GayWolf420
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Dude I'm convinced you're actually retarded.
Sep 15 2013 12:42PM
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gotti
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this one time me fr1ends and I were sk8brding and the security told us 2 leaf.
Sep 15 2013 12:45PM
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Spiri7o
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da fuq?
Sep 15 2013 1:36PM
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JAHpow
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One time in a mall my friend and I found a wallet in between some couch cushions so we located the rent-a-cops in the mall and returned it.
Sep 15 2013 1:40PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Holy shit that .gif is from VCU Haha Haha I know that cop
Sep 15 2013 1:44PM
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Aidan-G
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He tries his best
Sep 15 2013 2:43PM
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LoathesRaisins
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So, are all of you + kids equally retarded?
Sep 15 2013 2:47PM
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WPoch
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What's going on here is balls. Simply balls.
Sep 15 2013 3:59PM
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theBearJew
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was this thread intended to be stories of encounters with security guards??

If so, I was walking through a construction site as a shortcut to get to the bars after pregaming. 3 of us were drunk and about to hop the fence at the end. And by hop I mean kick the shit out of it till its down and then walk over it. So there I am kicking it when I hear a guy yelling, "HEY, HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING". So I tell my 2 friends to go and I'll meet them at the bar. They leave the guy tells me not to go anywhere, goes to his truck to call it in and the second he turns his back I run. Turn my shirt inside out and take off to the bar. I get to the bar, put my shirt back in and finish the night off strong.
Sep 15 2013 4:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
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then u showted "fuk polize"
Sep 15 2013 4:42PM
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walterson
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bet u cnt evn kckfl#p pu$$y
Sep 15 2013 5:04PM
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arnie_grape
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one time at this concert I went to there were all these security guards and they just stood there all show because no one was being unruly
Sep 15 2013 5:14PM
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Willgum
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haha I can picture you wearing a plain black tee, then turning it inside out and being like "k im safe"
Sep 15 2013 5:30PM
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theBearJew
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Nah it had a bunch of stripes on it, all different colors and shit. It would have been easy to recognize and the inside was black. It made sense when I was drunk.
Sep 15 2013 5:32PM
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