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So I work at a restaurant that serves sandwiches...
This old guy comes in and orders a BMT with american cheese (which is a bitch to separate) with extra bacon which takes longer to heat up.
It gets to me on the veggies and he orders everything but black olives with 3 sauces, so it's a monster sandwich which is impossible to fold and wrap up with out making a little bit of a mess. A tomato and a couple peppers fall out. He looks at me just pissed and say "No no no no, that's too messy, I'm not paying for it." I say that I can remake it for him and he agrees. So after I cut in front of 2 customers to re-make his BMT he gets to the end and looks at me and says, "You're lucky you have a job". I give him a smile and say "sorry for the wait, sir".
So my question is, have you ever had a customer you just wanted to say fuck off or use some other vulgar term to get even?
