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first_rodeo
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School is back in session and so is the pursuit of exploitation.

NS i want to hear about your screw ups and stories of bad dates.

Drank too much fireball and suffered whiskey Dick with HB9 (relax it was a freshman)

 Drank so much with drugs i passed out and pissed myself in this girls car. She didnt freak surprisingly.

 Had a girl pickme up for first date to see fireworks, not knowing that the acid had about an hour to work.

Leave a party with chick get to my apartment roll fat blunts misread a closing situation and shook the girls hand goodbye.

Laying in bed pulled out a GNOB<--- infront a DEA agents daughter.  

Pregamed to hard, then went to meet up with girl i had recently met at her apartment. i say to this girl i knew for 20 texts-- l dont want to hookup on the couch wheres your bed-- so f'n bold it worked. i was so drunk didnt even run train i passed out.

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Sep 11 2013 8:45PM
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saskskier
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A) I feel like you may have an alcohol/drug problem
B) A girl picked you up for your first date? What kind of man are you?
Sep 11 2013 8:47PM
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Spagett+
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got roofied
Sep 11 2013 8:47PM
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Wampire
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the day i was born
Sep 11 2013 8:48PM
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first_rodeo
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1. I assume you are in High School

Sep 11 2013 8:52PM
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theBearJew
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Graduate of college here, and I too think you may have an alcohol/drug problem...

Maybe next time you go on a date, try it sober.
Sep 11 2013 8:53PM
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Bonzalo
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no fucking kidding hahaha
Sep 11 2013 9:03PM
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saskskier
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You have assumed wrong.
Sep 11 2013 9:05PM
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BrewskiJr
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Never really had a bad date... I brought a girl home one night and was too hammered to get it up. Apparently she made me promise we would smang before she left in the morning. Problem was I woke up still hammered and couldn't get it up despite getting head for a half hour. I wish I wasn't that shitfaced cause she had a rockin body too. Oh well.
Sep 11 2013 9:07PM
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SkiBum.
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OP you sound like a 16 year old that boof's his moms pain pills
Sep 11 2013 9:09PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Hai Op you sound kewl!
Sep 11 2013 9:17PM
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daannnnieel
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I thought I was a lightweight. Holy fuck those are some bad claims.


Go to girlfriends house for valentines day, she falls asleep during a movie. I could tell something was up, so I asked her. She responded with, "nothing."

I go and get piss drunk with a bunch of friends, wake up in the morning to the text, "we need to talk"

and, "I cheated on you"

that was a bad weekend.
Sep 11 2013 9:47PM
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Chubz.
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never been on a date so this is awkward
Sep 11 2013 10:03PM
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juicedrummer11
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this thread is dumb but so was my date on several occasions. best one tho...

told my friend he was a pussy and proceeded to walk up to the only cute girl at this party. got her digits, figured id hit her up, so next weekend she has to pick me up from wherever i was (bad sign number one) not even cuz i was drunk but literally cuz i didn't have my car.

we went to this shitty house party with her three other dude friends and 2 hella drunk girls. super awkward and she wasnt even in the same room for most of it (bad sign number 2),

then she asks if we should go to her place or mine to watch a movie, i say hers for some reason (bad sign 3), then we get there sitting on the couch, she says she's super tired and wants to go to bed, i think she may be hinting at something so we go to her room and she brings her laptop to continue playing the movie (pirates of the caribbean)

then she says she can take me home in the morning on her way to work if i want and i was like well wtf else am i gonna do then she says ok and begins snoring. so i finish watching pirates of the caribbean and finally pass out on her bed as well. didn't talk to her anymore after she dropped me off that morning. good times, but at least she had a super comfortable bed.

sparknotes: stayed the night at a chicks house i had just met after our first little "hangout/date" type shit, she fell asleep and i was stranded at her house with no car. had to sleep it out and get a super awkward ride home in the morning.



Sep 11 2013 10:50PM
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Joebin
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I feel like you were trying to lead up to something super suspenseful and then smacked me in the face with this "Then we fell asleep" bullshit.
Sep 11 2013 11:17PM
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juicedrummer11
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thats exactly how i felt that night and why it was such a bad date. i thought it was gonna get really good, then bam. wtf.

also im trying to avoid homework and feel like telling stories for some reason just wish they were better ones to tell
Sep 11 2013 11:21PM
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-WZ-
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op eats alcoholz
Sep 11 2013 11:44PM
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deleted5
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Visited my friend who lived in a dorm, and his roommate was gone for the weekend. Took a girl back to the room finger blasted her on the roommates bed she then proceeds to bleed all over the sheets blanket and mattress.
Sep 11 2013 11:48PM
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taylornicky
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Hahahahahahahahahaha oh my god hahaha!

Can't think of a terrible date off of the top of my head! Will post when I think of it!
Sep 11 2013 11:55PM
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SteevJee
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I feel like this quote may apply to you.

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Sep 11 2013 11:58PM
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ski.free
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Sep 12 2013 2:28PM
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powderdrunkie
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Reminds me of indiana jones when the monkey dies after eating some:
"Bad dates"
Sep 12 2013 2:29PM
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Wizerd
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Got fucked to death by a 40 year old...
Sep 12 2013 5:48PM
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Benson.
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One time the girl beat me up and covered me in fluff...

Bad times.
Sep 12 2013 5:54PM
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remove
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different personality for every drug, interesting dating technique but to each their own
Sep 12 2013 5:54PM
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WPoch
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guys im 12 what's a finger blast?
Sep 12 2013 6:03PM
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first_rodeo
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it's the act of FINGER SLAYING

Sep 12 2013 6:09PM
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Bogs
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When you say "dates," op, do you mean girls you meet randomly at night? I really hope so. If not, why the hell are you drinking so much on a legitimate one on one date with a girl? Just seems stupid. Acid to a fireworks show I get, but not so much the fireball to excess to whiskeydick, and drinking and pilling to excess and pissing and passing out in a car.

And, before you ask, no, I'm not in high school, i'm just not a moron who gets piss-yourself drunk on dates
Sep 12 2013 6:27PM
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Willgum
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Why do you get high/drunk before all your dates
Sep 12 2013 6:31PM
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marsh.
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Too soon.
Sep 12 2013 6:59PM
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first_rodeo
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Bad timing, like ill be blazing somewhere and have a straight edge call me to hangout.

I hate how threads are about falicity and claims.

im just curious if anyone else had ever had a girl drink your dirty ash cup etc   just funny shit that makes closing a no go. 

Sep 12 2013 7:13PM
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Shredsterr
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Oh and you smoke too?
Sep 12 2013 7:23PM
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daannnnieel
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and he's gone.
Sep 12 2013 7:34PM
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Sno.
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You may have a bigger alcohol problem than I do.
Sep 12 2013 7:39PM
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first_rodeo
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how many beers do you drink before class ?
Sep 12 2013 10:02PM
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Aidan-G
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The next day she got back together with her ex.
I didn't do anything wrong but I didn't do anything right. Just meh
Sep 12 2013 10:05PM
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