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So i joined the buffalo drinking game- need a way out

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tacobill
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let me pre-face by saying i drink quite often and in an alcohol fueled conversation i decided to join this game. it has been a few months now and i'm fuckin horrible at it. its gotten out of hand! is there anyway out!?!?!
12 years ago
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
once you're in, you're in for life
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,137
With that being said, kill yourself.
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Sno.
Posts: 12307 - Karma: 7,839
cut off one hand.
12 years ago
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cowofawesome
Posts: 201 - Karma: 549
Come on man, rule #1 directly from the Official American Buffalo Club Association website:

1. Buffalo Club is a lifetime commitment

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tacobill
Posts: 14 - Karma: 1,968
ive offered getting a buffalo tattoo to buy my way out, i dont think there are any loop holes though...

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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,678
You drink quite often, so I'm assuming you drink to get drunk, so by being bad at buffalo you get to drink more and get drunk faster. Sounds good to me.
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
In for life
12 years ago
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1143 - Karma: 1,568
In regards to your thread title, the buffalo club is not a game, its a lifestyle, as stated clearly in the rules.
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rockersteez
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sounds retarded
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
if you fail to finish your drink within one minute, you must post an add in the news paper apologizing to the buffalo club and renouncing your membership. you cannot quit. the only way out is by dishonourable discharge by not finishing your drink. once your out, theres no coming back. thats at least how my university does it.
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
You have to drink EVERY liquid with your left hand, it's the only way you get used to holding a beer in that hand.

Also if you're at a bar, when the waitress puts your coaster down, move it to your left hand side.

The only exception is when shot gunning.
12 years ago
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rudager
Posts: 11336 - Karma: 4,647
Be ambidextrous
12 years ago
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Exactly, drink milk, water gatorade, everything with your left hand, soon it'll feel natural, that's what I did.
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lineskier10
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fuckin kids these days
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
this!

i only drink with left ...
12 years ago
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Pfffff... I bet you're one of those commie nazi devil-worshipping left-handed sons of satan.
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ThundaKilla
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
It's like the game, which this thread made me lose... one day you think you're out of it... then someone reminds you and you get fucking pissed.

sorry
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
What game?
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theBearJew
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you don't wanna know.
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
so all you do is drink with your left hand? why can't you just stop doing it?
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,017
looks like you can never drink again
12 years ago
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Sno.
Posts: 12307 - Karma: 7,839
thanks
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5713 - Karma: 20,653
Next time someone calls you out, punch them in the throat.

Repeat.

Pavlovian conditioning tells us they'll stop playing this stupid fucking game.
12 years ago
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
You gonna shake someone's hand after it's nice and cold after holding a drink? Drink with your left, asshole.
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
It's a lifelong commitment
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I said sorry..
12 years ago
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
i lost the game
12 years ago
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
why'd you have to go a head and do that.
12 years ago
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
The hell man... Not cool
12 years ago
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Cut your right hand...... easy, you'll always drink from the left or vice versa
12 years ago
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Respect the rules bro... Even wikipedia says theirs no way out...
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