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So i joined the buffalo drinking game- need a way out

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tacobill
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let me pre-face by saying i drink quite often and in an alcohol fueled conversation i decided to join this game. it has been a few months now and i'm fuckin horrible at it. its gotten out of hand! is there anyway out!?!?!
Sep 10 2013 7:51PM
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schism
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 389
once you're in, you're in for life
Sep 10 2013 7:53PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,135
With that being said, kill yourself.
Sep 10 2013 7:55PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
cut off one hand.
Sep 10 2013 7:55PM
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cowofawesome
Posts: 201 - Karma: 549
Come on man, rule #1 directly from the Official American Buffalo Club Association website:

1. Buffalo Club is a lifetime commitment

Sep 10 2013 7:55PM
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tacobill
Posts: 14 - Karma: 1,968
ive offered getting a buffalo tattoo to buy my way out, i dont think there are any loop holes though...

Sep 10 2013 7:57PM
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lands11
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 1,677
You drink quite often, so I'm assuming you drink to get drunk, so by being bad at buffalo you get to drink more and get drunk faster. Sounds good to me.
Sep 10 2013 7:58PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
In for life
Sep 10 2013 8:02PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
In regards to your thread title, the buffalo club is not a game, its a lifestyle, as stated clearly in the rules.
Sep 10 2013 8:11PM
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rockersteez
Posts: 593 - Karma: 1,199
sounds retarded
Sep 10 2013 8:17PM
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
if you fail to finish your drink within one minute, you must post an add in the news paper apologizing to the buffalo club and renouncing your membership. you cannot quit. the only way out is by dishonourable discharge by not finishing your drink. once your out, theres no coming back. thats at least how my university does it.
Sep 11 2013 11:41AM
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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
You have to drink EVERY liquid with your left hand, it's the only way you get used to holding a beer in that hand.

Also if you're at a bar, when the waitress puts your coaster down, move it to your left hand side.

The only exception is when shot gunning.
Sep 11 2013 2:08PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,631
Be ambidextrous
Sep 11 2013 2:31PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
Exactly, drink milk, water gatorade, everything with your left hand, soon it'll feel natural, that's what I did.
Sep 11 2013 2:48PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
fuckin kids these days
Sep 11 2013 3:26PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
this!

i only drink with left ...
Sep 11 2013 3:34PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Pfffff... I bet you're one of those commie nazi devil-worshipping left-handed sons of satan.
Sep 11 2013 3:47PM
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ThundaKilla
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Sep 11 2013 3:57PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
It's like the game, which this thread made me lose... one day you think you're out of it... then someone reminds you and you get fucking pissed.

sorry
Sep 11 2013 4:02PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
What game?
Sep 11 2013 4:22PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
you don't wanna know.
Sep 11 2013 4:26PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
so all you do is drink with your left hand? why can't you just stop doing it?
Sep 11 2013 4:31PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
looks like you can never drink again
Sep 11 2013 5:10PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
thanks
Sep 11 2013 5:28PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
Next time someone calls you out, punch them in the throat.

Repeat.

Pavlovian conditioning tells us they'll stop playing this stupid fucking game.
Sep 11 2013 5:32PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
You gonna shake someone's hand after it's nice and cold after holding a drink? Drink with your left, asshole.
Sep 11 2013 7:38PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
It's a lifelong commitment
Sep 11 2013 8:05PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I said sorry..
Sep 11 2013 8:27PM
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newnewschool
Posts: 400 - Karma: 439
i lost the game
Sep 11 2013 8:43PM
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4man
Posts: 159 - Karma: 151
why'd you have to go a head and do that.
Sep 12 2013 12:06AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
The hell man... Not cool
Sep 12 2013 12:46AM
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Banane.
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 414
Cut your right hand...... easy, you'll always drink from the left or vice versa
Sep 12 2013 1:50AM
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*DUMBCAN*
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 5,628
Respect the rules bro... Even wikipedia says theirs no way out...
Sep 12 2013 5:33AM
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