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Your name in Urban Dictionary

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SEEL
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,082
I searched this on the search bar and couldn't find anything. So Go in urban dictionary And find your favorite definition of your own name and post it here,
Example: My name 'Morgan'

A sexy male Pirate always in search of BOOTY
"Captain Morgan stole my BOOTY!"




Sep 9 2013 10:52PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
Urban dictionary does not lie.

1. Matt
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing


An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!

Sep 23 2013 2:51AM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
Robert is a beastly person. Hes unbelievably sexy! He's also amazing in bed! Robert has a big wang and everybody wants it!!
Your dating robert?!
Yes!

Lucky! Have fun in bed with him!
Sep 23 2013 3:47AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
1) The Boss of All Bosses. Composed at all times, In control at all times. The tendency to shut people down when not wanting to put up with their shit.

2) Superior in mind and thinking

3) Known for having a large cock

4) Nonchalant in thinking. Lacks concern


persons who are dapper, stylish and composed


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Sep 23 2013 3:57AM
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a.g
Posts: 33 - Karma: 71
My favorites for Aubrey were
1. To have a vibrating dildo shoved up your nose.
2. A call of duty loving faggot; that has no friends but thinks he's the shit cause he has a plastic halo sword.
Sep 23 2013 4:32AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
Asa= Anal Sneak Attack
Sep 23 2013 7:20AM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
Often found with bitches and a pimping stick with a gold handle. - Liam
Sep 23 2013 7:21AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14486 - Karma: 10,632
I think I fall into the number one category #supahfab
Sep 23 2013 9:13AM
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VIEBS.
Posts: 76 - Karma: 158
Got some interesting hits on my name... None for females though, so I guess I'll take what I can get

Vibe
the act of inserting a vibrator into ones genatalia.
Geeez that Phi Mu party was so great I just want to vibe....

I'm so stressed I need to vibe

Vibe
Awesome frisbee player, ladies man, easy to talk to, quiet, speaks at right time, sexy as sexy can be, everyone flocks to where he is
"Vibe is so nice im glad he is my friend."
"Yay, nice sky Vibe!"
"VIBE!!! Your so sexay."
Sep 23 2013 11:16AM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
Nobody looked it up. I think I definitely win

1. Merricking
To face fuck a girl to the point you didnt even treat her like a human.
a. dude i merricked your sister last night

b. dude i merricking your mom now

This actually happened, I still dont know who added this to urban dictionary but it's been up for over 3 years now.

Oct 30 2013 3:41PM
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steezburgereddie
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 1,945
A guy with brown eyes and black hair who makes you want to rip off his pants and suck on his 8 inch penis.
OMG Sean is so hot, lets suck on his dick together.
Oct 30 2013 3:51PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
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Oct 30 2013 4:38PM
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CaelW
Posts: 400 - Karma: 108
Cael- "A magnificent and Holy beard." This sucks I can't even grow my name
Oct 30 2013 4:43PM
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openmindportrait
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 818
1. jasper
1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever
I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.


Oct 30 2013 5:20PM
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hurrdurr
Posts: 349 - Karma: 29
1. Erkka
1. dad, father



sheeet.
Oct 30 2013 5:41PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
7. Drew
A drew is a person who is extremely raw/ catches wetttballls. He is good at every sport and gets pussy left and right. He takes shit from no one. He is the definiton of a BAMF.
Oct 30 2013 5:43PM
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danica
Posts: 49 - Karma: 594
A beautiful girl who loves blond haired, blue-eyed guys. A Danica is super friendly and smart. Danica's name comes from a Slavic goddess, whose Roman counterpart is Venus; Danica is also the personification of the Morning Star. Danicas are beautiful, like Venus, and compassionate. They also possess a strong will, and are an all-around amazing girl.

Oh how I do love blonde haired, blue eyed guys
But as far as my name goes... I was named after Danish vodka
Oct 30 2013 6:15PM
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deng
Posts: 74 - Karma: 39
Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.
Oct 30 2013 6:25PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
The Boss Of All Bosses huh? Is this you?
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Oct 30 2013 6:34PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
"Henry
A good friend, family memeber, and boyfriend.
Knows how to treat a girl. Very sweet person. But can be shy, at times. Has a smile that can make any girl fall in love with him. His smile makes anyones day. Just seeing his face makes me feel like the luckiest woman in the whole entire world. Having his arms around me makes me feel loved. Hearing his voice is the best sound you can ever hear. Meeting him is the best thing that can ever happen to you."
Oct 30 2013 6:49PM
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Corin
Posts: 1665 - Karma: 524
Gustav is not only a man, he is a God. He is a man who feels proud when he can outsmart everyone around him, aka every time. Not only is he handsome, but he has an amazing sense of humour. He is proud of his Swedish roots and the names meaning: "Staff of the Geats". People call Gustav a king because of his awesomeness. He is a man of honor and respect.

1: "Who is that handsome fella over there"
"Oh, that's just Gustav , the King of this place"
Oct 30 2013 7:15PM
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booniemon
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,056
crusty
Adjective used to describe old people who don't shower, dirty, crummy, badly, falling apart, stupid, weird, gross, this word can be used very freely as it goes with anything that may have to do with the word crust but it never describes anything good.
Oct 30 2013 9:02PM
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jibcrew1
Posts: 1505 - Karma: 522
Just gonna leave this here for anyone named Thomas
1.A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"
2.The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.
3.Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do.
"When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!"
Oct 30 2013 9:32PM
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aidanc
Posts: 3 - Karma: 14
Aidan , maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths :D

... not bad
Oct 30 2013 10:03PM
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k2andcannoli
Posts: 644 - Karma: -36
Acomplete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls.

That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse.. Oh Man What A Jesse! 
Oct 30 2013 10:19PM
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TheGreenBastard
Posts: 215 - Karma: 135
One who can bong a beer faster than anyone and parties the hardest. No one should forget this person. Even if they've died. Party in this person's honor instead. This person is someone who works at the rig and loves their job.

i shit you not
Oct 30 2013 11:05PM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,048
A highly attractive, muscular, athletic person who loves sports and being outside. He is one of the sweetest and honest people a girl could meet, and is hard to let go of. He will make you laugh so hard you cry, and once you spend a day with him, you will never forget the time you had. Levi is a unique, one of a kind person that is loved by everyone.


Boom.
Oct 30 2013 11:34PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
1. Ada
Word used to describe a sexy vixen who is usually bitingly witty and hard to catch. (can also be used as a noun)
Man, you need to be careful, she's hella ada;

She's out of your league, she's too much of an ada.
mark as favorite buy ada mugs & shirts
sexy vixen witty unobtainable challenging clever
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Oct 30 2013 11:59PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
Jeffrey-

"When the world gives you a Jeffrey (joint), stroke the furry wall".
-Aldous Snow
Oct 31 2013 1:58AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
AIDAN
Aidan , maddest cunt ever. all bitches . blow him ,
oooh Aidan we love you , let us make love to you with our mouths
Oct 31 2013 2:08AM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
thomas
A form of tank engine










So I got that going for me.
Oct 31 2013 2:16AM
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