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What is the most stupid thing you've ever heard someone say?

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Lachie.
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This girl in my class was arguing that shooting people should be ilegal in war.
Sep 8 2013 9:48PM
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PsychedelicMoose
Posts: 792 - Karma: 3,568
"Have you found jesus?" -Jenovah's witnessis
Sep 8 2013 11:33PM
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will-g
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"why do they need those giant fans to dry off the corn?" as we were driving by a windmill...
Sep 8 2013 11:34PM
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WU-sconsin
Posts: 565 - Karma: 1,301
My friend said NS and skiing is gay as fuck and a waste of time... I don't know him any more
Sep 8 2013 11:38PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,031
Fuck fat people and their fatty needs.


NO FATTIES
Sep 8 2013 11:39PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
no shit 0/2 is 0. he said if you start with a number that has a greater value then 0 i accidentally left that part out. deal with it
Sep 8 2013 11:42PM
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MNS
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A friend of mine on a monday asked a girl in class if she wanted to hang out friday night.

friend - "hey ____ you want to hang out friday night?"
girl - "I don't think so, I might be sick that day"

same girl in another conversation in class

friend - "hey ___, did you know you can wake up dead?"
girl - "DUHHH! you die in your sleep."

Sep 8 2013 11:44PM
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Granby_killdozer
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your sig is lame and I hate you
Sep 8 2013 11:59PM
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JAHpow
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Well the smartest thing to have ever come out of your mouth EllieMae is a penis.
Sep 9 2013 12:09AM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
Girl in my 9th grade class when the teacher asked her what time it was- "quarter past 11"
teacher looks at clock and says, "doesnt it say 11:25?"
She replies, "YEAH quarter past 11."
Sep 9 2013 12:12AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,484
Dont you mean cum in her mouth?
Sep 9 2013 12:49AM
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Mama.
Posts: 3066 - Karma: 2,607
建戛㢠䓼杏斗廾女氏凶肃㕚㼴𨘥
Sep 9 2013 12:50AM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,352
yeah
Sep 9 2013 12:52AM
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SteevJee
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Sep 9 2013 1:16AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
too late. I get an A.
Sep 9 2013 1:26AM
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
This gem came from a friend talking about oxygen masks on planes.

"Those things that come down when the planes crashing are actually poison so you don't have to go threw the pain of dieing after you crash"

Not word for word but you get the point.
Sep 9 2013 3:34PM
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howlongcanausern
Posts: 4982 - Karma: 1,737
im voting for obama
Sep 9 2013 3:37PM
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Butters.
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You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
Sep 9 2013 3:40PM
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J-C
Posts: 1138 - Karma: 3,683
Girl in my class said to the teacher that cuba was in europe. You know its bad when the teacher laughs at her
Sep 9 2013 3:43PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
"Africa is the greatest country in the world"- black girl in my gym class
Sep 9 2013 4:03PM
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c-fries
Posts: 1046 - Karma: 5,585
In my Statistics class, we were doing a project on different sets of data...this one was about eye color....

Out of nowhere this try-hard girl with an extremely low IQ goes: "Mrs. P, my mean for the eye colors was 4."
Sep 9 2013 5:21PM
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*SID*
Posts: 3133 - Karma: 975
Sep 9 2013 5:28PM
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howlongcanausern
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not you u but 2 dat bitch
Sep 9 2013 5:29PM
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