I go to Colby college and we have a freeride team here, known commonly as Colby Freeride (CFR). While we aren't diddling each other, we pass the time by organizing twerk contests and ingesting hallucinogens. Abe Krieger is our hired filmer but we don't make any edits because that is a waste of time and we need to get ready for comp/diddling season. Hot dad action for all!!
P.S.- Here’s a poem
Sometimes when Big Moon Align
With little Stars
I sit in forest and as elders say listen to motha nature
I hear wise owl
Hoot hoot
And sacred bear
Grr grr
And feel heart beat of running water
Full of life
The circle of life
So I flying buffalo
Listen to wise words of Pocahontas
Who spirit fly free like bird
And whose words precipitate in air
Like words precipitated in air
So my spirit
Like wild horse
Grow Grow
Heart Beat of Running Water
In my veins
I connect with her
Beautiful motha nature
And I am no longer
Who I thought I was
No longer part of tribe
Or Mohegan Sun Casino
I am liberated
My spirit soar
And so my friends there is nothing nothing more
- John Porter