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Most embarrassing thing you've been caught doing

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paulcroizet
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dont care if its a repost

Sep 4 2013 11:08AM
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connecticunt
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Back when I used to live in the dorms at school I used to lock myself out of my room all the time. I lived on the second floor so I would either have to walk down to the first floor or call my friend who was an RA to let me back in.

One day I went to take a shower and left my towel in the room by accident. I got in the shower and my roommate thought it would be funny to take my clothes. So I walked back to my room with a makeshift toilet paper loin cloth, one arm over my boobs and carrying my shower caddy. I look in my shower caddy and I don't have my room key, so I go to grab my phone, and its not there either. So I ditch the shower caddy and decide that I really have no other options than to walk down to the first floor to get help. And what do you know. There's a fucking group tour coming into the building. I can't even begin to explain the looks on the parents faces.
Nov 17 2014 3:24PM
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Hamburgaler
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nortslayerHow many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?


1/8 of a hooker?
Nov 17 2014 3:25PM
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Peter.
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connecticuntBack when I used to live in the dorms at school I used to lock myself out of my room all the time. I lived on the second floor so I would either have to walk down to the first floor or call my friend who was an RA to let me back in.

One day I went to take a shower and left my towel in the room by accident. I got in the shower and my roommate thought it would be funny to take my clothes. So I walked back to my room with a makeshift toilet paper loin cloth, one arm over my boobs and carrying my shower caddy. I look in my shower caddy and I don't have my room key, so I go to grab my phone, and its not there either. So I ditch the shower caddy and decide that I really have no other options than to walk down to the first floor to get help. And what do you know. There's a fucking group tour coming into the building. I can't even begin to explain the looks on the parents faces.


probably got about 20 dudes to put in their deposit that night
Nov 17 2014 3:39PM
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.Hugo.
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My friend would always pull up meatspin on my computer. Opened it up one day in class when I was sitting towards the front..... yaaaa
Nov 17 2014 3:42PM
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no_steeze
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.Hugo.My friend would always pull up meatspin on my computer. Opened it up one day in class when I was sitting towards the front..... yaaaa


I know a guy who's a teacher at an all boys private middle school and one of his colleagues put gay porn up on his computer but he didn't have time to check it before class so he went in and hooked it up to the projector. Needless to say it was not a good situation
Nov 17 2014 4:05PM
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Mr.Huck
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no_steezeI know a guy who's a teacher at an all boys private middle school and one of his colleagues put gay porn up on his computer but he didn't have time to check it before class so he went in and hooked it up to the projector. Needless to say it was not a good situation


Holy crap!!! I love practical jokes, but what teacher does this to another teacher? The guy could have ended up on the sex offender registry.
Nov 17 2014 4:37PM
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theabortionator
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no_steezeI know a guy who's a teacher at an all boys private middle school and one of his colleagues put gay porn up on his computer but he didn't have time to check it before class so he went in and hooked it up to the projector. Needless to say it was not a good situation


That's pretty fucked. Lucky the guy didn't lose his job over that. That's the kind of shit parents and the administration don't forget.

A little much for "hurr hurr hehe I played a joke on you hurr hurr".
Nov 17 2014 4:48PM
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no_steeze
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Mr.HuckHoly crap!!! I love practical jokes, but what teacher does this to another teacher? The guy could have ended up on the sex offender registry.


Yeah I guess he shared an office with this pseudo-intern guy and they'd been dicking around and pranking eachother for a while but he did not think this one through. I think it ended up being fine but it took a lot of explaining. A lot of the guys who teach at that school are 20 year olds trapped in 35 year old's bodies so it didn't surprise me too much...there's a reason I'm friends with some of them
Nov 17 2014 6:50PM
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nortslayer
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Hamburgaler1/8 of a hooker?


I guess not 5 cause my basement is still dark
Nov 18 2014 10:30PM
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Wampire
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This was last winter when I was on newschoolers. I think it was the weirdest thing you have woken up to thread. I posted a picture of a bunch of Chinese male hookers. It took some good research to find a good pic, and i must have left it up. After I got back from skiing, my mom sat me down and was questioning my sexuality. Super fucking weird.

But to prove to her that i was just doing it as a joke I had to show her my post on the thread. I'll just say that she didn't think it was funny
Nov 18 2014 10:41PM
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crotchvent
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Ripped a 45 second fart during a math test in 7th grade not sure if i should be embarrassed or proud of that one. The fart didn't smell at all though which was kind of weird.
Nov 18 2014 10:44PM
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SFB
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WampireThis was last winter when I was on newschoolers. I think it was the weirdest thing you have woken up to thread. I posted a picture of a bunch of Chinese male hookers. It took some good research to find a good pic, and i must have left it up. After I got back from skiing, my mom sat me down and was questioning my sexuality. Super fucking weird.

But to prove to her that i was just doing it as a joke I had to show her my post on the thread. I'll just say that she didn't think it was funny

lol r u gay or somthing bro?
Nov 19 2014 1:07AM
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.RYAN66
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was having sex with a girl I used to date. getting close to the end stuff was getting really good. thought we heard the garage door open meaning one of her parents came home. so we stopped like oh shit. then didnt hear any other noise. we continue. she is just about to finish, and we hear it again. she looks me in the windows to my soul and said DO NOT STOP. so she finished and man was she a loud girl. then I finish. we realize that we heard the door. try quickly to get dressed walk down stairs and both of her parents are in the kitchen. luckily they were super awesome. probably the best of girls That I had dated. mom asks how our day was, I say good. her dad goes, "yeah It sounded pretty good" awkward moment on science, then he and I burst out laughing as the lady got all red.

TLDR: fucked a girl, a real girl, parents heard her loud ass. We laughed about it later.
Nov 19 2014 1:40AM
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Hoppa
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My Brother had to explain to my mom why he had charged $200 to our phone bill, watching porn
Nov 19 2014 1:52AM
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HalfandHalf
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not embarrassing for me but caught my gfs older brother listening to the jonas brothers the other day.. i told him he's secret safe with me....
Nov 19 2014 1:57AM
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Rachy
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This summer... I went to Indonesia with a guy I had only known 2 days (now my boyfriend). We went out to a fancy dinner on the 4th of July and I ended up getting salmonella poisoning 4 days before returning home.

Anyway, the second night of it. I woke up and squatted down to get some more advil... Welp.. shit myself and the floor. He was sound asleep initially... He woke up to me cleaning the floor.

Any bit of remaining dignity I had was gone at that moment.

I then had the worst flight of my life. 13 hours on a plane with salmonella poisoning...

For whatever reason, he still likes me. I'm a lucky girl.
Nov 19 2014 2:00AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Once I accidentally shared a porn vid on facebook
Nov 19 2014 7:26AM
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Iraq_Lobster
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i came to school with my pants on backwards once (the button was broken so i was used to not buttoning them) didn't realize for an hour or so.
Nov 19 2014 9:20AM
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KravtZ
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RachyThis summer... I went to Indonesia with a guy I had only known 2 days (now my boyfriend). We went out to a fancy dinner on the 4th of July and I ended up getting salmonella poisoning 4 days before returning home.

Anyway, the second night of it. I woke up and squatted down to get some more advil... Welp.. shit myself and the floor. He was sound asleep initially... He woke up to me cleaning the floor.

Any bit of remaining dignity I had was gone at that moment.

I then had the worst flight of my life. 13 hours on a plane with salmonella poisoning...

For whatever reason, he still likes me. I'm a lucky girl.


Sally Manella is a hell of a bitch
Nov 19 2014 9:22AM
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IKEA
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criminILLISTOnce I accidentally shared a porn vid on facebook


Biggest fear of all time
Nov 19 2014 10:21AM
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AGOF
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BearGrillsBiggest fear of all time


For reals why do those sites even have a share button? Who's doing that?
Nov 20 2014 11:59PM
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CaptainObvious.
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A-cAllFor reals why do those sites even have a share button? Who's doing that?


I do it to deter my family members from friending me.
Nov 21 2014 12:51AM
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1kewldewd
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Iraq_Lobsteri came to school with my pants on backwards once (the button was broken so i was used to not buttoning them) didn't realize for an hour or so.


I did this but didn't notice until lubch time and then just left it
Nov 21 2014 2:27AM
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Mingg
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This one time I was wayyyy too drunk and really had to piss while on the drunk bus. Like I was almost crying I had to piss so bad. It was a good 10 minutes to the next stop so I was like Ally(roommate) we need to get off like I'm gonna piss myself. She said no and it took a bit of convincing to get her to come with me but she did.

So we get to the stop and I fucking run off that bus. There was a grass hill and I was like sweet I'll go to the other side and piss. Well I did not make it up the hill. I was wearing heels and it had just rained. So heels in mud was not working. I got maybe 3 feet onto the grass and I was like okay. I will just piss here when the bus drives away because I can't get up. So I waited for the bus to leave and it fucking sat there for a good 5 minutes. And I was like FUCK this. So I just pissed right there..in the grass, in front of the bus. I didn't think much of it. I figured were all drunk and in this together. So I was cool with it.

The next day I go on twitter andddd what do you know? Someone took a picture of me pissing and submitted it to SUNY party stories.

I won the SUNY party story that week.
Nov 21 2014 3:14AM
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Bum.Life
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My buddy pranked me and made my ring tone an audio of a porn video. He called me during class and now everyone in my class calls me "porn dude"
Nov 21 2014 3:21AM
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Mingg
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Bum.LifeMy buddy pranked me and made my ring tone an audio of a porn video. He called me during class and now everyone in my class calls me "porn dude"


you should make that your ns name
Nov 21 2014 3:22AM
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Kronor
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My mom walked in on me masterbating.
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Nov 21 2014 3:38AM
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123+ski
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In the days before picture messaging was really a thing, I think I wa a freshmen in high school, we had to make due with regular texts (triple tapped out too). Long story short, innocent flirting turned into less than innocent flirting, which then quickly turned into us writing quite graphic messages about what we both wanted to do to/with each other. What I didn't realize is that I either didn't have a texting plan, I only had an in network one, or I simply an out of included ones. It was cheap enough that my parents usually didn't notice/care. For either going over/out of network, each of these graphic messages were billed individually. If this was like going over on calls, it would be fine, probably just a talk about not using it so much/staying up late etc. (Un)fortunately, my network (Unicel) took the liberty of printing each and every one of these messages on the bill at the end of the month. My mother had a talk with me that shifted from wwjd to we raised you as a gentlemen etc. It was brief, and she was half shocked/half just knew how embarrassed I was that I don't even think she yelled or got too mad. Think she took my phone away either before bed or after school for a little while, but I think she mostly felt that me knowing she read them was punishment enough.
Nov 21 2014 4:52AM
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123+ski
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remembered another. Later in high school, my mom kind of called me out on having a hickey (small one, from a long term girlfriend at least). A week or two later, she was looking for me as I was coming out of the shower and noticed some much larger ones, I think one was around my collarbone, maybe one a little lower (nipple height). Stops mid sentence just looks, mutters "that's lovely" or something similar, I try to play it off, but she already knew. Luckily I had my towel just high enough that she didn't see the one below my waist.
Nov 21 2014 4:58AM
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Mingg
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p.hawksLuckily I had my towel just high enough that she didn't see the one below my waist.


ahhh. that could have been bad hahaha.
Nov 21 2014 5:02AM
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BeefiestExpert
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This happened 2 days ago....

But anyways a friend and I walked into the bathroom to take a piss. There was a bunch of paper towels on the ground and I didnt take much notice of it until I stepped on one..... I soon realized some dickhead decided to shit all over the floor and put paper towels over them. In utter disgust with shit wrapped around my shoes i tried to do a little kick to fling it off my foot. But instead the shit was propelled right onto my clothes and my face.....

I wanted to cry.... since my friend was there he decides to let everyone know of my knew desire to wipe poop on my face....

Fml
Nov 21 2014 1:06PM
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Wampire
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BeefiestExpertFml


ya fuck your life
Nov 21 2014 1:08PM
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ModMommy
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I got too drunk while skiing, sat down and forgot how to get back up. I was crying on the ground for a solid seven min because I thought I'd never walk again.

Never gonna live that down.
Nov 21 2014 1:30PM
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Wampire
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see ya
Nov 21 2014 1:31PM
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sober_sadface
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ForeverYungAh fuck this is worst

Not me, but this kid I know got walked in on by his mom when he was jacking off, and bent over to cover his dick, and blew a load in his face hahahahaha


BAHAHAHAH
Nov 21 2014 1:55PM
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dmski
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BLADEEYour sister caught you with another girl?!


Her name was jill
Nov 21 2014 2:50PM
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robbinJAHood
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sent a nude on snapchat to the wrong person LOL
Nov 21 2014 2:54PM
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connecticunt
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savvy_skisent a nude on snapchat to the wrong person LOL


I accidentally put mine on my story sometimes and my mom saw one. She then proceeded to call me saying that she's disappointed but also that she's happy that it looks like I've been putting my gym membership to good use. I love that woman.
Nov 21 2014 5:29PM
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went to washington dc in high school with this program called close up. We were touring the house of representatives and i fell asleep on a bench for probably twenty minutes thinking my friends were gonna wake me up. Turns out they were in line at the supreme court waiting in line for a court session… Teachers were not too happy..
Nov 21 2014 6:20PM
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zahava
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Anathemai was like "Whats up?" and she asked "dude, do you honestly talk to yourself in the shower?" and i said, "yeah probably." and she was like "no really, i could hear you talking, loudly, for a straight 15 minutes, like you were on the phone or something."


buhhhhhh... it happens. sometimes shit gets on your mind and you just want it OUT.



Yeah I do this home, but I live alone so whatever. Although, every now and then I catch my self thinking out loud (not quietly) while walking down the street.
Nov 21 2014 6:24PM
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ButteryLlamawent to washington dc in high school with this program called close up. We were touring the house of representatives and i fell asleep on a bench for probably twenty minutes thinking my friends were gonna wake me up. Turns out they were in line at the supreme court waiting in line for a court session… Teachers were not too happy..


Haha worst part was Rep. Bishop from Utah was guiding our tour.. He's a super chill and nice guy but for the rest of the trip he was ticked at me haha. Cant blame him.
Nov 21 2014 6:27PM
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pumpkinspice
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i use to work at a deli and i got caught in the big refrigerator fucking a turkey
Nov 21 2014 6:35PM
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DasGoatenshafter
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I just trimmed my johnson and thought I managed to flush le fluff down le toilette, but alas, my roommate (a girl) went to shower and called me out on the furry mess I'd left... It was a trifle awkward.

On the plus side, my undercarriage gained a few style points.
Nov 22 2014 12:49PM
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El_Barto.
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carltuszI just trimmed my johnson and thought I managed to flush le fluff down le toilette, but alas, my roommate (a girl) went to shower and called me out on the furry mess I'd left... It was a trifle awkward.

On the plus side, my undercarriage gained a few style points.


10/10
Nov 22 2014 1:02PM
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yungcigsmoker
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Jacking off On the bus last year
Nov 22 2014 8:18PM
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--ski--
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I just broke my girlfriends nose for the second time (both accidental).

This is getting embarrassing.
Nov 22 2014 8:56PM
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JAHpow
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ButteryLlamawent to washington dc in high school with this program called close up. We were touring the house of representatives and i fell asleep on a bench for probably twenty minutes thinking my friends were gonna wake me up. Turns out they were in line at the supreme court waiting in line for a court session… Teachers were not too happy..


ButteryLlamaHaha worst part was Rep. Bishop from Utah was guiding our tour.. He's a super chill and nice guy but for the rest of the trip he was ticked at me haha. Cant blame him.


Hey I went on a close up trip to dc too and have a slightly embarrassing story (not really).

I were in a large group with people from different schools and we were listening to a news lady giving a lecture. I was looking down at the chair in front of me but she thought I was sleeping so she decided to call me up in front of everyone and make an example of me. I let her know, and everyone there, that I hadn't been sleeping by telling her what she had been talking about while I was "sleeping".
Nov 22 2014 9:01PM
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--ski--
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--ski--I just broke my girlfriends nose for the second time (both accidental).

This is getting embarrassing.


But an embarrassing story I was caught doing...

I was in Fiji and we were drinking Kava - it's some root or whatever that works as a sedative. I'd never had it before, so everybody made me drink as much as possible. I didn't realise the shit's actually quite powerful. I ended up being stuck on the beach paralytic and pissed and shat myself for all to see.
Nov 22 2014 9:03PM
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